Humorous and funny jokes for New Year wishes

1. The Chinese New Year is coming soon: buying you a Mercedes-Benz as a gift is too expensive; asking you to travel abroad is wasteful; asking you to have a meal at sea is hurting your stomach; giving you a rose is a misunderstanding; giving you a Hot kiss, no! I have to send you a text message, it’s affordable!

2. I was said to be ruthless and heartless, but at least I sent a ten-cent text message, even though I wasted battery power. Electromagnetic wave radiation is life-threatening, so regardless of the consequences, I wish you a happy New Year! Happy New Year!

3. In order to thank my friends for their concern for me over the years, I will hold a special event on the eve of the Spring Festival. Those who have a certain status in their hearts will receive a Spring Festival text message worth RMB 10 from me for free. Congratulations on winning!

4. The sun gives you warmth, the moon gives you warmth, the stars give you romance, the rain gives you moisture, and I give you my blessings. I send you a piece of beauty to make you laugh, and a piece of happiness to make you wonderful. I wish you eternal youth and a happy New Year every day!

5. The imperial edict arrives: By God’s blessing, the emperor called: Because of your New Year last year You still owe me 30 cents. As a punishment, you are not allowed to poop for three days. You are not allowed to take a piece of paper with you when you poop. You can’t bring more than three feet of paper with you until you suffocate to death! Here you go, get the paper!

6 .A man and a woman are talking on the phone. Man: Can our relationship be saved? Woman: A button on the phone. The man was overjoyed: Is it 9? Woman: No, it’s hands-free. Haha, Happy New Year!

7. Return home during the Spring Festival to relieve the pain of homesickness; greetings are indispensable and care is given; transportation is busy, safety is the most important; when traveling, be sure to take care of your luggage; cars Be polite and don't be impatient when crowded. Have a nice trip home during the Spring Festival!

8. Yesterday I dreamed about God and he said he could grant me a wish. I took out the globe and said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult and asked for another one. I took out your wish. He said he wanted to make this person prettier. He thought for a while and said: Take the globe and let me take a look again!

9. I hope you will always be happy like the kettle on the stove. Even if your butt is burning red, you will still whistle happily. Beautiful and bubbling.

10. One day I was on the bus and had a phone call with a classmate. The call was almost finished and I was almost at the stop. I had a brain twitch for a moment, so I said to my classmates, "I'll get off here," and shouted to the driver, "Bye, I'm hanging up." Haha, Happy New Year!