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Girlfriend's bedtime story

1. What's it like to like someone very much? Little rabbit wants to know. Mrs. Squirrel peeled a pine nut and put it in her mouth and said, "Every time I think I like him a little, I put a nut in my mouth."

"I like a person very much, probably because his cheeks are bulging and filled with his favorite nuts." She said vaguely. Hearing her words, Mr. Squirrel poked his head out of the tree hole and smiled. "Are you telling the little rabbit how you got fat again?"

Second, Feifei zebra was sent to a long distance for a period of time. She sent a thick message to the rhino complaining: "I'm so bored, I'm going crazy, I'm going to jump off a cliff." The rhino replied vaguely, "I'm crazy, too." I feel like a tree growing on the edge of a cliff now. " "Why?" "Because I want to hold on to you."

Third, the mushroom sticks tightly to the trunk, trying not to let itself fall. "Don't stick to me all the time, it itches." The tree shook its leaves and said to the mushroom. The mushroom stayed there quietly, without making any noise. The rain suddenly began to rain, hitting the ground and making a rustling sound. The rain stopped and the mushrooms grew bigger. "You are so heavy, can you not press on me?" The tree made a sound again. "But ..." The mushroom hung his head and complained, "I want to shelter you from the wind and rain." "Silly." The tree tilted its head and opened all its leaves. "I'll block it for you."