Looking for jokes or text messages about Singles’ Day?

1. Received a text message: "Singles' Day is here, the birds are in love, the ants are living together, the flies are pregnant, the mosquitoes have miscarriages, the butterflies are divorced, the caterpillars have remarried, and the frogs have given birth to children. "What are you waiting for?"

2. I thought I wouldn't have to go through this year, but I didn't know I was still alone.

3. I don’t smoke, but I particularly like ZIPPO. It’s not because of anything else. Single men should have such a lighter by their side, so that they can hear the crisp sound when they are lonely. Occasionally, the smell of burned gasoline seems to remind you - a bachelor, buying me is like marrying a wife, you don't spend much money, just want to be happy!

4. Alas! I'm a bachelor too! Bachelor MM...

5. Flowers are similar year after year, year after year...the people are the same - still the same person...

6. My birthday happens to be the 11th On the 11th of March, my house number is No. 11. I am in Class 11 in middle school, No. 11 in college, and my dormitory is Room 1011. I work on the 11th floor after work. No wonder I don’t have a girlfriend now. I am depressed...

7. It’s great to be a bachelor! I’m envious that I can still have a holiday!

8. Let me tell you some terms: January 1st is Little Singles’ Day, January 11th and November 1st are Middle Singles’ Day, and November 11th is Big Singles’ Day. The male bachelor is called "Guangguang", the female bachelor is called "Mingming", and the one who is a couple is called "Shuangshuang". The mascot of Singles' Day is 4 fried dough sticks and 1 egg. When placed together, it's 11·11. Recently, everyone is discussing the possibility that November 11 of the lunar calendar coincides with the lunar calendar...

9. Everyone is single, so no one wants the beauties in the world! Hang in there!

10. This morning, my best friend told me that he finally got rid of the bachelor clan before Singles Day, saying that this was all the result of his hard work in dating, alas! Dear single friends, you should try your best to join the blind date group!

11. Although I am not a bachelor at present, I am always "married young people enjoy the benefits of being unmarried".

12. Tonight, I want to find a beautiful girl and say "no" to her!

13. Forget about Singles’ Day, it happened to be my birthday. Thinking about the desolate scene, I spent money to buy a cake (miniature, for children, worth 2 yuan), late at night Drinking alone in silence is the most miserable life in the world...

14. I was born in 1978 and have celebrated 25 Singles' Days this year. I am tired...

15. Think about the fact that you will no longer have freedom when you have a wife. You should feel lucky. After all, being single is just a short period of time in your life. Cherish it.

16. I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning to launch a "Singles' Day set meal" of four fried dough sticks and an egg. It caused a sensation in this street and people still come to shop until now.

17. Being single is a state. How can you live this life if you don’t live alone!

18. Singles’ Day is obviously a good opportunity for girls to choose a husband! Think about it, good men are usually busy at work, and it’s not until Singles’ Day that they feel depressed and run out to sit around. This is a good opportunity for girls! Only once a year! Don’t miss it if you’re passing by! (How come I’ve been promoting here for a long time and no one has come to pick me?)