Funny and deceptive question routines

The better friends you are, the more you can joke. Friends who are not particularly good occasionally need a little humorous sentences to add friendship. The following are funny and deceptive questions I have compiled for you.

Funny and deceptive questions 1 1 Does your family know that you are so stupid? No. I see. . Know nothing.

2. A: There is a stupid pig as the referee in the tortoise-rabbit race. Who won the tortoise and rabbit race? B: Tortoise shell: Well, that's what the pig said.

3. "Would you like to be my sun?" "I do." ? "Then please keep a distance of 92955886.7 kilometers from me."

4. "Hello, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."

5. What is the roaring dog in the sky and what is the god in the sky? Next is a dog!

6. Are you my best friend? Yes I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends. . .

7. Do you want a face falling from the sky (if you answer yes, you are thick-skinned) (if you answer no, you are shameless).

8. "I am in good health." I can't stand the wind and rain. "I just can't remember you."

9. Say yes ten times. . . . ? Are you different from a pig? Answer quickly, no!

10 I will live for a day? Live what? You can kiss your life as soon as you turn over.

1 1, "I want to lose weight, they are thinner than me", "I like you but I don't like them".

12. Let me ask you a question. What is a pig, sheep, dog or pig? Alas!

13, male: "I have a girlfriend" female: "Then she must be very beautiful!" Man: "Why are you so narcissistic?"

14 "Don't you feel bad for me?" "The heart is in your place. It's up to you whether it hurts or not. "

15, I think you are too narcissistic. Honestly, did you grow up like this? The beauty pageant won the top three at most.

16, "Do you believe in love at first sight?" "I don't know." "Why don't I try to pass by you again?"

17, I have lost ten knives, two of them, how many more? Eight (Dad).

18, "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" "The single kind."

19 I think you are so strange today. Is it strange there? It's beautiful! !

20. "I want to travel recently. I want to travel around the world." "Let's go." "Ok, I'll walk around you tomorrow."

2 1, this is my new windproof lighter. Can't you blow it out? What kind of lighter do you have (blow it out)? Windproof but not fart!

22. I am a grain, you are a horse, and we are a shaqima.

23, others love you and just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.

24. "What is not north and south in the world?" I am not a thing.

25. "I'm looking for a store?" "What shop?" "Your phone."

26. You're just having fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.

27, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore.

Do you like getting rich? Yes, but I didn't. Why? Because I like to hug you.

29. "Have you heard the story that the tortoise said no?" "no"

30. Peaches are not watermelons? Of course. So you're not someone else?

3 1, I heard that marriage is very cheap, and 9 yuan, the Civil Affairs Bureau, took care of it. Let me treat you!

32. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" "I don't know." "Tang Priest, I will marry you."

33. Do you use your right hand or your left hand to clean the toilet? B: Right hand. You are disgusting. We all wipe it with paper.

34. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

35. "I want to change my style recently." "What expression?" "I can't do it without you."

Funny and deceptive question routine second sentence 1, can you be my girlfriend? If it's not good, I'll reconsider.

2. If your ex-boyfriend and your current boyfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your boyfriend?

You and I have nothing to talk about except dating.

4, say one-sided is often staying up late, say it is insomnia, tell the truth is missing you.

5. "You are a little strange today".

"How strange"?

"Very cute" ...

Did your mother teach you to be polite?

I did it.

Then I like you, and so do you. I was right.

7. Cute is not a long-term solution.

Cute. I am a long-term solution.

8. I can't fall in love.

Why?

Let's get married.

9. What I want is simple. The years are still there, and so are you.

10 I really want to have a fight with you

why

Hit the foot of the bed from the bed in the bedroom

1 1. When I met you, the creator said four words in my ear: doom is inevitable.

12. The circle of friends you have paid attention to and praised is called Puffs.

13 Are you nearsighted?

not have

Then how can I like you? You can't see it.

14, you don't love me now, I want to tell you,

After this village, I will wait for you in the next village!

15, tell us about it.

What are you talking about?

date

16, I count.

You missed.

Without me

17, believe in yourself, I can make you the second happiest person in the world. What should I do if I break up with my boyfriend?

Because of you, I am the happiest person.

18, I only have eyes for you, until I meet you, all the excitement will become a situation.

19, I stole roses, but I really like you.