Humorous short message sentences for his wife

1, a northwest wolf foraged everywhere and heard a man training a child: throw you out to feed the wolf when you cry. The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn and sighed: liar, men are liars!

2. Go out to play by bike with classmate XXX. Suddenly the valve core of his car was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him. Later, we rode home happily together.

3. Two beggars are talking. "If one day you make a fortune and become a millionaire, what is the first thing you want to do?" "The first thing I want to do is to put the pillow on the benches in parks and subways."

4. Spanish magazine engaged in essay contest and asked to write a report about bullfighting. The fewer words, the better. As a result, the article that won the first prize was written like this: "cow, two matadors, cow, a matador, cow!" " Children's Day is coming. I pray that God will give me a chance to bless my friends who used to be children, but now they are over-age children. I just hope you can continue to wear open-backed pants and bite your fingers!

5. Notice: On Children's Day, all lovely children who miss you can get a lollipop, a snot handkerchief and a diaper. I hope you can tell each other that if you don't listen, you will be asked to bring flowers.

6. Wife, it's very kind of you, just like our big cat; Wife, wife, you are so beautiful, just like the curved moon pouting! Wife, wife, you are really bad, just like a little slander; Wife, wife, you are really good, just like the heroine behind the pot!

7. On Wife's Day, your husband personally teaches you how to use men: a handsome lover, a husband who earns more money, a husband who can take care of the family, and a father with high IQ. You are lucky, I have the above four items.

8. It's a big bird flying in the sky, rumbling! Why are the fish in the water always open their eyes and not sleepy? Why can't I hatch chickens? How can you have a baby as soon as you kiss on TV? Hehe, it's just naive.

9. My brother is rich. Every day, he throws a big banquet and occasionally goes to Shangri-La for a midnight snack. Change villas every day, where to live comfortably; A pair of new socks every day can prevent foot odor and save washing; Take a spaceship every day, either traveling or playing!

10, I don't need you to be nice to me, but when we meet, you can smile back. The world owes you nothing, and I owe you nothing. In fact, when you smile, you are so beautiful. Stop making faces!

1 1, anonymous: "I have been playing with stone scissors cloth for so many years and found that it means 520." A man: "Didn't you say 250?" Today is the 520th time, just playing with you!

12, lazy quotation: Why do you have to go to work? Isn't work for a good sleep? Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art! Why do stupid birds fly first? Next egg, place your hopes on the next generation.

13, what I sent was not a text message, but something; Today is not 5 17, but don't be angry; Don't ramble with me if you have nothing to do. Let's team up and smile together. I'm in charge of gossip, and you're in charge of Lacey. Hee hee, remember hee hee!

14, if you want to get rich, you must send shit to paint the wall; If you want to be promoted and get rich, you must succeed; There is "dung" to be "fat". If you want to be "fat", you must first get "dung". Today is 5. 18. I want to get fat. Come on, shit!

15, Wukong drew a circle, and Tang Priest was safe; Little Sage drew a circle and Pleasant Goat was saved. You drew a circle, you can't do anything. Although you are no longer a child, you still wet the bed. Happy holidays!

16. Hey, I have no choice. You have received this message. Today is June 1 day. Anyone who receives a text message will wet the bed at night and keep it for a week. The deleted person wets the bed in January, and the forwarded person wets the bed forever. It's up to you

17, many important choices in life are as simple as penalty kicks. The ball was kicked, and the direction, angle, aiming, mentality and environment worked together, and the result was irreparable. Facing it frankly and enjoying the process may be the best result.

18, life is like a comma, one journey after another; Life is like an ellipsis, knowing how to be calm and tolerant, and gaining calmly. Life is like an exclamation point, do what you should do and live with momentum and grace! Mrs. Mianyi, who was with you, left her things in the shopping center. When she went back to get it, the waiter greeted her from a distance: Is this your thing? She was amazed. When I got something, I saw a note nailed to it: owner's characteristics: bucket waist, red nose, chicken nest head.

19, pigs have many uses. Pig hair can be used as a brush, pig skin can be used as a leather bag, pork can be eaten, and pigs can detect mines with their sense of smell. With the progress of society, pigs have learned to read short messages!

20. This is the Songkran Festival. Send a message to bless you, splash water, get rid of the fatigue of work and the troubles of life. My blessing to you will never diminish. When was the meal you owed me last year? Don't let me see through the autumn waters.

2 1, urgent notice: on the day of the water-splashing festival, work hard and the boss will throw you the salary; If you really love each other, your lover will throw the water of love at you; Sincerely, friends will pour sugar water on you; If you don't reply to text messages, just wait for cold water.

22. Congratulations: Your mobile phone was chosen as the lucky number, and you became a free member of the "What's the Night" club. When a person can't sleep, you can call the club and find someone to chat with you for free. The number is 1086 1 1.

23, the latest fitness method: stand on one leg, head sideways, stand with one leg bent, and then quickly straighten, so that the body leaves the ground and does free fall. At the same time, if you hit your head with one hand, the water in your brain will flow out of your ear hole. Do it!

24. "Give you some sunshine, you will be brilliant, give you some moonlight, you will be romantic, give you some saliva, you will take a bath." World Health Day should not only pay attention to hygiene, but also save water, so I will send you a drop of saliva and take a bath quickly!

25, * * *, the news arrived and told me to do it: pick up my bag, stand on tiptoe and run out with oil on my feet; One thousand people watch, ten thousand people watch, completely ignoring; Stay away from the crowd, call back, and the garbage stays away from you.

26. Provide a beautiful environment and build a bridge for your development; Create a warm atmosphere and pave the way for health. I will help you in your glory; You gave me what I wanted. Please keep in mind my hard work and the lucky road to the world famous dog!

27. Today is World Health Day. For the health and safety of people around you, please pay attention to personal hygiene, take health precautions when going out, wear a helmet, wear a mask on your mouth, wear gloves firmly, and don't forget condoms. Over! Get out!

28. Have you ever seen the best drumsticks in the university cafeteria? I came back from playing football yesterday and asked my classmates to help me cook in the canteen. I hit a chicken leg and gave it back to me. Take a bite and find it spicy. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a whole ginger.

29. Honey, do you like this message? Remember to reply with favorable comments if you like, dear! Now answer me, you can come to my house to borrow salt when there is no salt! Honey! Actions speak louder than actions!

I can't flirt with you now. I never cherished you before. Seeing so many people chasing you now, I really can't speak. I'm not radiation resistant. My house is really out of salt. You are the only one in my salt!

3 1, you are really elegant and dignified, like the sunshine, refuse to be dirty, never be lazy, and try to take care of your belongings, but even so, you can't steal my fish. Whose kitten is this?

32. On Sunday, a girl surfed the Internet all morning and was sleepy at noon, so she set the QQ automatic reply to "Hmm! Then what? " I went to bed and woke up two hours later to see a male netizen chatting with her on QQ! In the restaurant: "What are your specialties here?" "Sir, the most famous one here is bird's nest." "No, I don't eat what animals spit out. It's too unsanitary. " "What would you like to eat?" "An egg."

33. I just got back from the minority water-splashing festival. Suddenly someone shouted: Ali is different, I am so annoyed, the drama book is coming! The tour guide explained that splashing water meant to bless the tourists and shouted, "This is how I used the time we spent in Hong Kong!" !

34. The miser was on a business trip, afraid that others would steal the wine he had just ordered, so he wrote on a piece of paper: I spat in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

35. We are rare. The front can scare off a million heroes, the back can brake a thousand troops, ward off evil spirits at night and scare off hooligans during the day. The most important thing is that we have a high IQ and can send text messages. Don't laugh at 525 narcissism day. Please forward it to see if it will.

36. I found myself really, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and fall, cars see cars, beer breaks, cars see automatic puncture, so I come to worship. Love myself, I just want to live a wonderful life.

37. The cloud needs clothes and flowers, so the foot of the bed misses you, and the mountain misses you during the day; I want to know why my Jinse has fifty strings, and I want to see the sun, because all his glory loves you, and the affectionate Ying Xiao Wo loves you. On my wife's day, I miss you and love you.

38. I usually care less, and occasionally there will be small quarrels. The itch of life has nowhere to scratch, and I worry again and again. Get a little emotional today and send a text message to make you laugh. 527 is wife-loving day, and I swear to rely on you for a lifetime.

Your belly is getting bigger every day, but in my heart, your face is getting more beautiful every day. Mom, I love you.

Honey, today is Mother's Day. You should have a rest. Can I keep your money for a day?

4 1, a game is eliminated, and the most useless person is dismissed. Suddenly, someone told Xiao Liu, "The secretary asked if you used the assessment form?" Liu Chong Jr. explained to the director, "I'm useless! I am really useless!

42. The world is fair. Fortunately, there is only one March 8th festival, otherwise ... we men will be miserable. No, don't hit me. I didn't say anything ...

43. Q: Where does the bullet hit, and you won't feel pain? Answer: Hit others. (Hey hey! )

44. Urgent notice: Mad cow disease is prevalent, and the symptoms are as follows: dizziness after squatting, general weakness and not eating. Prove that you have been infected! Please go to the mad cow disease prevention center for treatment!

45. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you are the gourd, I am the melon, you are the steak, I am the fork, and I am the thorn! I will insist! I will insist!

46. Yellowstone is in full bloom and the grass reflects the forest. Today, I was going to cook for you, but ... but I'm afraid I won't hurt your stomach ...

47. Happy holidays, wife. I cooked your favorite dishes and your favorite soup, waiting for you to go home. Love You!

48. I have a famous poem. Only a few people in the world know it. A fool is reading this poem. Knowing is knowing, I don't know. I knew you were a fool. A fool must be reading this poem when he hears the telephone ring.

49. Looking up, there are thousands of people in Qian Qian. On this day that belongs to women, I have a word to say to them, that is, I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!

50. Today is your festival. In your world and mine, you have always been the boss, grasping revolution and production, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Mother's Day!

5 1, I remember your smile when you got up. I smelled you when I washed my face. You are my need before going to bed. I really can't forget you ... my dear toilet!

Dear wife, I greet you on behalf of the unborn child and wish you a happy holiday! Mom, you have worked hard! I sincerely wish you health, peace and happiness in this festival that belongs to you!

If you want to get married, don't marry someone else. Be sure to marry me, take your sister, your passbook, your cash and drive that BMW!

You are so beautiful tonight, my love. You are charming tonight, my wife. I love you and my woman very much. Happy holidays. I will do anything for you!

55. Urgent notice: Dear colleagues, in order to celebrate Mother's Day, the unit organizes everyone to watch movies, and each person is limited to two films. Please come and get it as soon as you receive the notice!

56. The artist asked the gallery owner if anyone had bought his paintings. Boss: "The good news is that someone asked me how much these paintings will appreciate after your death. I told him and sold them. " "Bad news?" "He is your doctor."

I know you are busy, and I know you work hard, but you must know that your task today is very important, because today is Mother's Day, and you promised to cook for me.

58. hey It's raining and dirty. Hey! Honey, today is Mother's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of blessings and greetings, which is the most precious "shabby"!

59. I firmly believe that you are an angel, but why is there always a dirty soul under your lovely face? Don't think that you can shit in bed in the year of the dog. Happy Year of the Dog.

60. A group of foreigners were shopping in China and found a sign at the door that said "Be careful when skating". The international students laughed. People in China are really interesting. Think of this as a roller skating rink. Let's skate carefully!

6 1, a pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at -20℃. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either! Ha ha!

62. Your singing is terrible. I bought a hundred dogs on the street for twenty cents. I barked at them one by one, and they all hit you. You are worse than a dog.

63. Without you, the world would collapse by half. With you, the world will turn upside down. Your hair is always longer than mine, and you always wear more colors than mine. But I still want to remind you that it's time to lose weight. Happy holidays!

64. Let me wish you a happy Mother's Day: Hello, my wife. You are the big leader of our family. Mother's day is really good. You celebrate the festival and I work hard.

65. The hunter found a pig, raised his shotgun and killed it. The hunter approached the pig, but the pig stood up. Do you know why? Can't guess? The pig is also wondering.

66. I think of your smile when I get up, I smell you when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear-the toilet.

67. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy mother's day, baby!

68. When I called at home, I saw the children next door scratching their heads and thinking hard. It turned out that they were stumped by the "explanation of words", so they taught in a seductive tone: "Most words can be disassembled and explained. For example, dentures are dentures, and diaries are recorded every day. " The child nodded his head in understanding. The next night, I suddenly heard the curse of my neighbor. I ran to see what was going on, but my hostess gave me a glare. The child handed in his exercise book and almost fainted when he saw it: "Erhu-two beards, five facial features-five big officials, one-sided-a piece of bread ..."

69. Today is your holiday. I hereby inform my wife that I will make breakfast for you in the morning. Today is your holiday, wife, let's be romantic together at night!

70. If beauty is a crime, you have committed a heinous crime; If sexy is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again; If cleverness is punished, don't you want to cut to pieces! Happy holidays to the most beautiful woman in the world!

7 1, my father hit me twice today, the first time because I saw my two-point report card, and the second time because the report card was from his childhood.

I received a letter from a guy yesterday, saying that he would kill me if I didn't leave his wife. If you leave his wife, you are finished! A: But that guy didn't sign the letter!

Mom, it is usually our father and son who owe you a blessing. Today, let our father and son have a busy day, and you will enjoy it.

74, the new three from the four virtues: the wife must follow when she goes out, the wife obeys orders, and the wife must blindly follow when she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

75, beautiful you, today is your holiday, everything is you in your days, everything is you in the days without you!

76. Your chest is like a roller, your hips are like a bulldozer and your arms are like a hook machine. Your figure is a beautiful flower pole, and your eyes are charming anemometers.

77. The traffic police said to the driver, "Where's your taillight?" The driver turned around and said in surprise, "Never mind the rear light, the key is where is my rear trailer?"

78. Warning: Your mobile phone has undergone drastic internal changes due to overload and is about to explode. After reading this tip, please leave it in the empty space immediately. ...

79. If I were the sun, I would give you warmth. If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; But I am nothing … so I can only give you a harassment. Ha ha!

80. Chickens call eggs, ducks call duck eggs, and those that can be fried are called bombs; Look at the information is * * *, laughing is a fool; Angry is an idiot, an idiot who replies to messages, and an asshole who doesn't reply to messages. Watch what you do!

8 1, let us men cheer for Mother's Day: My shoulders may not be wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; My arm may not be strong enough, but it can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Mother's Day!

82. Four phenomena of men: wheels fly in the morning, plates fly at noon, dice fly in the afternoon and skirts fly at night.

Customer: Why does your dog like to watch you get a haircut? Barber: Oh, because sometimes I accidentally cut off customers' ears.

84. The defendant promised his defense lawyer: "If you have the ability to put me in prison for only half a year, then you will get an extra reward of $65,438+0,000." As a result, the defendant finally got his wish. While collecting money, the lawyer said, "This is really a hard job. Originally, the judge wanted to be acquitted. "

85. The world is especially beautiful because of the birth of women; Today, the hearts of women all over the world are closer because of their dreams! Happy Mother's Day!

86. It's great that my mother is ordinary, naughty and kind, and it's also me who sends messages to my mother to pay the phone bill. Haha, mom is so nice! Happy holidays to mom!

87. Wife, today is Mother's Day. I wish you a happy holiday and a beautiful day.

88. There are six cockroaches in the rice. I was so angry that I dropped my lunch box on the windowsill where I cooked. The chef didn't change his face. "How many times have I told you that you have to collect seven cockroaches to change a bean bag?"

89. "Chairman, I want to have your phone number." "Guess? What is mine is mine, and guess what! " "The caller said, put the old ... old * * * phone ..."

90. A friendship between gentlemen is as light as water. I never forget to send you a happy holiday every holiday. When I finished, I remembered that today is Mother's Day!

9 1, the man showed his strength in front of his girlfriend, so he took off his coat and showed his biceps to his girlfriend, saying that it was equivalent to 50 kilograms of explosives. He took off his trousers and pointed to his thigh: this is equivalent to 100 kg of explosives. Then she took off * * *, and her girlfriend ran to the door and exclaimed, Oh, my God, the lead is so short!

92. Pig Bajie was severely beaten by Spider Essence. Looking at the far-away figure of Spider Spirit, he complained: For love, even if you disfigure my face, it's worth it.

93. A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called pig encourages (chocolate) beans.

94. How much love you have, you can start all over again. The Supreme Treasure teaches you a trick: take your box of biscuits to the balcony at night, and then shout to the moon: Boruo Bomi.

95. A bird sings only once in its life. It sings the song of life on the thorns. A person loves only once in his life and can give up everything to die.

96. The same eyes have different opinions, the same ears have different listening methods, and the same heart has different ideas. The world can be a better place if you want to!

97. I met you by chance, paid attention to you when I met you twice, and dated you again and again. Then I miss you, and 90% of me should like you. I'm sure I love you.

If you want to make progress in life, you should remember your wife's advice. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

99. If you miss your feelings, you will think: there is no salt in cooking; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I'll do nothing but miss you!

100, I finally caught you, how could I let you down easily! Because at that time, there was only one thought in my heart, which was to protect you. If I die like this, don't be sad or cry!

10 1, my favorite lover is a tycoon, and one day he will drive a BMW and bring a diamond ring to marry me. I can guess the beginning, but I can't guess the end ―― because I'm awake!

102, there is only one good wife in the world, and life with a wife is so happy. If you jump into your wife's arms, mistress won't. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

103, if I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I am a car and you are a driver, will you drive (marry) me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely marry you.

104, if a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is … stop dreaming, it's raining!

105. There are sunny days and rainy days on the road of life. A friend is like an umbrella. Whether it is sunny or rainy, it will be by your side.

106, if a thousand miles can only accompany you through the storm, I don't ask how true it is to hold your hand before and after, and how true it is to get together and leave this desolate world. The vast sea of people just wants to have a sincere one

107, Wife: Honey, I dreamed last night that you bought me a necklace of 8000 yuan. You must realize my dream! Husband: As luck would have it, I just dreamed last night that I bought you a necklace of 8000 yuan.

108, I seem to be still, as if awakened from a deep sleep, and I began to move. Are you really in front of me? Do you really breathe, talk and laugh in front of my eyes?

109 you little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

1 10, you and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, only to find out after trying to find you: mom! Our wings are on the same side!

1 1 1, the beauty was shocked: swimming is really good. Xiao Xin: Mei Jing, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Mei Jing: You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet!

1 12, wife, I miss you, send a text message to harass you, I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart!

1 13, wife: thank you for every meal you cooked for me and every dress you washed. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time!

1 14, wife, you are the other half of my life. I look forward to an early extension of our life! I will take good care of our children, my wife and this family with my sense of responsibility!

1 15. On Tanabata this year, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl quarreled. Weaver Girl complained: We only say a few words a year, which is too painful. I want to break up with you! Cowherd got angry when he heard it: I also want to send you a text message with my mobile phone, a necessary chat tool for couples! But on this day, there is no cell phone signal!

Why are you crying so hard? I was slapped on the back by my girlfriend. A: Your girlfriend can't use an iron sand palm. Will she cry when she hits it? But she can use cactus!

1 17, it's been a long time since I received your message, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death. I cut my pulse with potato chips and hit my head with tofu. I jumped off the building with my parachute and noodles, but they were all dead. Invite me to dinner, support me to death.

1 18, shy, always afraid to confess to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

1 19, I'll tell you a secret. Please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

120, when rejecting a woman you don't like, said: You only get my body, but not my soul. I already have a lover, and we won't have a result. Please let me go!

12 1, I don't miss you because of loneliness, I don't depend on you because of fatigue, I don't love you because of beauty, I don't bless you because of festivals. All this is because of your existence and will never change! Happy holidays, wife. Love you forever!

122, love is not a test, life is not a sharp turn. It is difficult to choose multiple-choice questions, and it is difficult to distinguish between true and false questions. Well, you don't have to test me. Love you is enough.

123, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for many years, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!

124, loving you is the most important thing in my day, thinking about you is the happiest thing in my day, watching you is the most enjoyable thing in my day, and loving and thinking about you is the thing I will do all my life.

125, I love you so inexplicably and without hesitation. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

126, I never regret loving you. I miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I forget that you can't learn. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

127, loving you is not an end, the purpose is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

128, I don't love you enough I just want to spend a little more time with you. Heartbeat is a beautiful melody of love, which makes us the most beautiful notes in the world! Dear, happy Lantern Festival! Love you forever!

129, it's the water-sprinkling festival. Send a message to bless you, splash water, splash away the fatigue of work and the troubles of life. My blessing to you will never diminish. When will you treat me to the meal you owed me last year? Don't let me see through the autumn waters.

130, the northwest wolf foraged everywhere and heard a man training a child: throw you out to feed the wolf when crying. The child cried, and the wolf waited outside until dawn, sighing: liar, men are liars!

13 1. Did the beauty eat? What's delicious today? Kiss! Have you been tired recently? Are you still off work this week? Don't tire my little pig out (it has been working for a week)

132, congratulations: your mobile phone has been chosen as the lucky number, and you have become a free member of the "How about the evening" club. When a person can't sleep, you can call the club and find someone to chat with you for free. The number is:

133, tonight, I asked Mozzie to come to you and tell you that I miss you very much. Let her kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now, and she will tell you how much I miss you.

134, my classmate XXX and I went out to play by bike. Suddenly the valve core of his car was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him. Later, we rode home happily.

135, what I sent was not a text message, but something; Don't be angry today; Don't ramble with me if you have nothing to do. Let's team up and smile. I'm in charge of gossip, and you're in charge of Lacey. Hee hee, remember hee hee!

136, steamed bread and noodles were fighting, and steamed bread was held and cried, so I went home to call the steamed stuffed bun for revenge. As a result, the instant noodles opened the door, and the steamed bread said, "Your boy burned his head, I know you!" "

137, life is like a comma, go through; Life is like an ellipsis, knowing how to be calm and tolerant, and gaining calmly. Life is like an exclamation point, do what you should do and live with momentum and grace! Mrs. Mian left her things in the shopping center. When she went back to get it, the waiter greeted her from a distance: Is this your thing? She was amazed. When I got something, I saw a note nailed to it: owner's characteristics: bucket waist, red nose, chicken nest head.

138, when brother is rich: every day, full of Chinese food, occasionally Shangri-La eats midnight snack; Change villas every day, where to live comfortably; Daily new socks not only prevent foot odor but also save washing; Take a spaceship every day, either traveling or playing!

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