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What kind of boy should I find as a boyfriend?

Boys playing DOTA are the best choice for MM! ! !

The reason for this is the following:

1, strong enterprising spirit, he can devote all his energy to his hobbies. In the future, he will definitely have a career he loves. Besides, one of the sexiest moments for men is when they concentrate on their work. So, find an opportunity to observe him from the side when he is concentrating on playing DOTA, and you will find that what I said is right.

2.never give up.

As the saying goes, there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts. DOTA is also a sport. Every DOTAer has had the experience of being trampled by others, and the first stage of this process-being trampled-is quite a long time. If there were no indomitable spirit, I would have given up long ago. Therefore, among the men who play DOTA, it is difficult to find a man who is easy to give up. Games and life are the same. It is better to find a man with backbone.

3. Very gentleman

Even if someone beats you to tears, you still have to say GG after a game and bring it back tomorrow. Revenge is a dish that should be eaten cold. Over time, Dotar will develop a good character of remembering to eat without fighting, modesty and prudence. This is also one of the necessary conditions for a good husband.

4. Long-term patience

A DOTAer may not lead every game, but when the situation is backward, they will try their best to find every opportunity to turn over. At this time, patience is needed. Patiently adjust your mentality, patiently fight for money, GANK/ even steal the tower, and then give your opponent a fatal blow. In your life, there will be times when things go wrong, so choose a patient husband, and then two people will always face the same life with a calm mind.

5, super combat capability.

Every DOTAer must have tasted the feeling of being bombarded by the other side's magic, and more than once. Then, when he is faced with a small powder fist full of love instead of cold cream, he will not escape, but will choose to be an honest sandbag and smile.

Step 6 be extra careful

As a DOTAer, one of his basic skills is to observe the movements and actions of his opponents in the game. Day after day, year after year, his observation ability is absolutely comparable to that of Holmes. When he is with you, he won't ignore your feelings, including your smiles and every move. He will help you when you are tired; When you are happy, he will enjoy happiness with you; When you are depressed, he will comfort you. Well, with such an old man, what else can I ask for?

7, beyond ordinary people's agile response

It is also the basic skill of DOTAer, and people with long reflex arc are not suitable for this sport. You don't have to be Jet Li or Jackie Chan to choose a life partner, but you can't be wrong if you are smart.

8. Super rich computer and network knowledge

Find any DOTAer, and he can chat with you for three days and nights, from choosing graphics card, CPU, mouse and keyboard to optimizing drivers and network conditions. In addition, the future world will always be the world of computers and networks. If you find a husband who doesn't understand these two things, even going out will be laughed at. In addition, your future baby will have another teacher before birth. Comrade Xiaoping has said that computers should start with dolls, so you don't have to worry about this anymore.

9. First-class psychological endurance.

It is not necessarily when the other party will copy their hometown, nor when they will meet the enemy. Every Dotar has developed the fearless spirit that the finger of death points to the heart without being surprised, and the hammer of the storm hits the chest without fear. Life will always go through ups and downs. A person becomes decadent and depressed when an accident happens. Would you choose him as your life partner?

10, planning

When and what to do is something that Dotal should keep in mind. He makes plans silently in his mind all the time, calculates his opponent's level and experience, considers the place where his opponent hangs out and whether it is GANK, and thinks about the location where his opponent gathers and the possible attack direction. After forming a meticulous character, he will also arrange your life in order. The day after tomorrow is your birthday, so you should have a party. . I should buy rice and soy sauce the day after tomorrow. Well, that's it.

1 1 can save money.

In DOTA, money is almost the lifeblood. Without money, there is no equipment. Without equipment, the operation of NB is also useless. So DOTAer has a very good habit of saving money. After unremitting efforts in the early stage, I finally got the money to buy equipment, which is a process of breaking the cocoon into a butterfly (especially 3800), so looking for DOTAer is to find a man who can save money, and MM will be very rich in the future ... At least her husband saves money and her wife spends money. ...

Not every DOTAer can perfectly embody the above ten items at the same time, but not because they don't have these advantages, but because you haven't found them yet, observe them. So give him more time, otherwise, you may regret it all your life. To sum up, DOTA is not only a competitive sport, but also one of the important tools for MM to choose a spouse. Choosing DOTAer is choosing happiness.

If you have a boy who likes sleeping in class, marry him.

First of all, he doesn't snore.

Second, he can go to college like this, which shows that he has a high IQ.

Third, sleeping without a quilt shows that he is in good health.

Fourth, just sleeping in class means that he certainly has no time to flirt with beautiful girls by sending QQ.

So the boys who love to sleep in class are all good boys.

Why do you say that when you get married, you marry a man who can play CF (Crossing the Line of Fire)? ? Please look at the following nine reasons.

First, psychological endurance I don't know when I will be shot in the head through the wall, and I don't know when I will meet the enemy. Every CF player has developed the fearless spirit that the rocket crashes on the left without being surprised and the Grenade explodes on the right without being afraid. Life will always go through ups and downs. A person becomes decadent and depressed when an accident happens. Would you choose him as your life partner?

He can devote all his energy to his hobbies. In the future, he will definitely have a career he loves. Besides, one of the sexiest moments for men is when they concentrate on their work. So, find an opportunity to observe him from the side while he is concentrating on playing CF, and you will find that what I said is right.

3. Don't admit defeat As the saying goes, there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts. CF is also a sport. Every CF player has experienced the process from being stepped on by someone, and the first stage of this process-"being stepped on" is long. If there were no indomitable spirit, I would have given up long ago. Therefore, it is difficult to find a man who is easy to give up among men who play cf, both in games and in life. It is better to find a man with backbone.

4. Gentleman's Manner Even if you are tortured to tears in your heart, you will still say, "Thank you for your advice. I'll be back tomorrow. " Revenge is a dish that should be eaten cold. Over time, CF players will develop a good character of remembering to eat without fighting and being modest and cautious. This is also one of the necessary conditions for a good husband.

5 Patience A good CF player may not always lead the score in every game, but he will always try his best to find every opportunity to turn over when the situation is backward. At this time, patience is needed. Adjust your mind patiently, wait patiently for the opportunity, and then give your opponent a fatal blow. In your life, there will be times when things go wrong, so choose a patient husband, and then two people will always face the same life with a calm mind.

6. Be careful. As a CF player, one of the basic skills is to find things on the screen. Day after day, year after year, his observation is absolutely comparable to that of Holmes. When he is with you, he won't ignore your feelings, including your smiles and every move. He will help you when you are tired; When you are happy, he will enjoy happiness with you; When you are depressed, he will comfort you. Alas, with such a husband, what else can a husband ask for?

Seven. Quick reaction is another basic skill of CF, and people with long reflex arc are not suitable for this sport. You don't have to be Jet Li or Jackie Chan to choose a life partner, but you can't be wrong if you are smart.

8. Computer and network experts from the choice of graphics card, cpu, mouse and keyboard, to the optimization of drivers, network conditions and network speed, no game can make so many settings for hardware and system software as CF. Just find a CF player and he can chat with you about the computer hardware configuration for three days and three nights. In addition, the future world will always be the world of computers and networks. If you find a husband who doesn't understand these two things, even going out will be laughed at. In addition, your future baby will have another teacher before birth. Comrade Xiaoping has said that computers should start with dolls, so you don't have to worry about this anymore.

Nine, when to do something in a planned way is a good CF player should know it by heart. He silently makes plans in his mind all the time, calculates the remaining blood and AC, calculates how much blood the other party has, and thinks about the current and possible positions of the other party. After forming a meticulous character, he will also arrange your life in order. The day after tomorrow is your birthday, so you should have a party. . I should buy rice and soy sauce the day after tomorrow. CF is not only a competitive sport, but also one of the important tools for mm to choose a spouse. Not every CF player can perfectly embody the above nine items at the same time, but it's not because they don't have these advantages, but because you haven't found them yet. Observe them. So give him more time, otherwise, you may regret it all your life. To sum up, choosing a good CF player means choosing happiness.

Boys who play Warcraft are MM's best mate.

1, strong enterprising spirit, he can devote all his energy to his hobbies. In the future, he will definitely have a career he loves. Besides, one of the sexiest moments for men is when they concentrate on their work. So, find a chance to observe him from the side when he is absorbed in War3, and you will find that what I said is right.

2.never give up.

As the saying goes, there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts. War3 is also a sport. Every War3er has the experience of being trampled by others, and the first stage of this process-being trampled-is quite a long time. If there were no indomitable spirit, I would have given up long ago. Therefore, among the men who play War3, it is difficult to find a man who easily gives up. Games and life are the same. It is better to find a man with backbone.

3. Very gentleman

Even if someone beats you to tears, you still have to say GG after a game and bring it back tomorrow. Revenge is a dish that should be eaten cold. Over time, War3er will develop a good character of remembering to eat without fighting and being modest and cautious. This is also one of the necessary conditions for a good husband.

4. Long-term patience

A War3er may not lead every game, but when the situation is backward, they will try their best to find every opportunity to turn over. At this time, patience is needed. Patiently adjust your mentality, patiently look for ore, and then give your opponent a fatal blow. In your life, there will be times when things go wrong, so choose a patient husband, and then two people will always face the same life with a calm mind.

5, super combat capability.

Every War3er must have tasted the feeling of being bombarded by the other side's magic, and more than once. Then, when he is faced with a pink fist full of love instead of a cold snowstorm, he will not escape, but choose to be an honest sandbag and smile.

Step 6 be extra careful

As War3er, one of his basic skills is to find things on the screen. Day after day, year after year, his observation is absolutely equal to Sherlock Holmes. When he is with you, he won't ignore your feelings, including your smiles and every move. He will help you when you are tired; When you are happy, he will enjoy happiness with you; When you are depressed, he will comfort you. Alas, with such a husband, what else can a husband ask for?

7, beyond ordinary people's agile response

It is also a basic skill of War3er, and people with long reflex arc are not suitable for this sport. You don't have to be Jet Li or Jackie Chan to choose a life partner, but you can't be wrong if you are smart.

8. Super rich computer and network knowledge

Just find a War3er, and I can chat with you for three days and three nights, from choosing graphics card, CPU, mouse and keyboard to optimizing drivers and network conditions. In addition, the future world will always be the world of computers and networks. If you find a husband who doesn't understand these two things, even going out will be laughed at. In addition, your future baby will have another teacher before birth. Comrade Xiaoping has said that computers should start with dolls, so you don't have to worry about this anymore.

9. First-class psychological endurance.

It is not necessarily when the other party will copy their hometown, nor when they will meet the enemy. Every War3er has developed the fearless spirit that the snowstorm falls on the left and the storm burns on the right. Life will always go through ups and downs. A person becomes decadent and depressed when an accident happens. Would you choose him as your life partner?

10, planning

When and what to do is something that the war fighters should keep in mind. He makes plans silently in his mind all the time, calculates how long it will take for the main mine to run out, judges the matching degree of the other arms, and thinks about the assembly position and possible attack direction of the other side. After forming a meticulous character, he will also arrange your life in order. The day after tomorrow is your birthday, so you should have a party. . I should buy rice and soy sauce the day after tomorrow. Well, that's it.

Not every War3er can perfectly embody the above ten items at the same time, but it's not because they don't have these advantages, but because you haven't found them yet. Observe them. To sum up, War3 is not only a competitive sport, but also one of the important tools for MM to choose a spouse. Choosing War3er is choosing happiness.

1, the boy who plays basketball has a good figure.

Basketball frame is 3.05 meters high. If you want to surpass it, you must grow tall or jump high. The body is not omnipotent, but you can't do anything without it.

2. Boys who play basketball are diligent and persistent.

Basketball is very difficult. If you don't have enough training, you can't even shoot correctly. Therefore, people who can play basketball must adhere to strict training outside the court, and they must also be diligent and persistent.

The boy who plays basketball has strong willpower.

There are always winners and losers in the game, and there are always honors and disgraces in life. After the baptism of victory and failure, the product will be tempered into an iron will.

Boys who play basketball have team spirit.

Many events can lead a team of people to achieve good results by virtue of one person's super strength, but it is absolutely impossible on the basketball court.

Yes. No matter how strong your personal ability is, you can't finish the whole game alone. If there are any weak links on the court,

Will become each other's breakthrough. Only when the whole team is integrated can we win the game.

Boys who play basketball are safe.

Although basketball has a lot of physical contact, the probability of injury is not very high. I won't say that I get injured here and there every three days. Worried all day.

6. The boy who plays basketball is clean

Playing basketball will change into basketball pants and basketball shoes, so as not to dirty the usual clothes, and taking a shower and changing clothes will be more frequent.

7. The boy who plays basketball has a quick reaction.

Basketball is a sport in flight, and the ball keeps passing. It's also a flash when people touch the ball. If we want to analyze the speed, angle, strength, rotation and landing point of the ball in an instant, and move it in place to catch the ball accurately, the reaction can't be unpleasant.

8. Boys who play basketball are very resistant to pressure.

In basketball, everyone has a chance to shoot, and everyone may become a key player. After a lot of training, everyone has a good psychological endurance.

The boy who plays basketball has a good voice.

We should always maintain high morale in basketball games and constantly boost morale for ourselves and our peers. Often from bel canto to popular games. After this kind of exercise, take it out and sing K, which will definitely save the town.

10. Boys who play basketball have good interpersonal relationships.

Basketball has a low threshold, but not many people play well, so people who play in a school often know each other, compared with other projects.

And the interpersonal circle is bigger.

The boy who plays basketball has a good temper.

Because of strong teamwork, those with bad temper will definitely not be able to stay, and the rest are good temper.

12, the boys who play basketball have good overall physical fitness.

Football volleyball can be used quickly, but basketball can't organize a normal attack just by pulling a group of people to play. Can play basketball well

People must have been trained hard for a long time, thrown countless baskets and sweated countless times. When he took part in this sport,

When he achieves certain results, his hand feeling and physical quality will definitely perform well in many sports.

To sum up, if you meet a boy who likes playing basketball, can you still miss it? Get married quickly ~ ~

If there are boys playing football around you, get married quickly. Few boys will waste 90 minutes to finish a football match without anyone watching. They can play two sets of DOTA in 90 minutes, have two favorite classes, play two basketball games cheered by countless girls on the sidelines, and even go shopping with their loved ones twice. Few boys waste their sleeping time watching their favorite team's game. They are not as lucky as those boys who like basketball. Because of the time difference, students watching NBA can get up in the morning to brush their teeth, wash their faces and have breakfast, go to school happily, and then take out their mobile phones to watch the live broadcast of their favorite basketball team in class. Boys who like football should go home from school excitedly, have a casual meal and finish writing like a fair. The lowest price of a genuine short-sleeved jersey of a Premier League team is generally above 400+. It is also a sports brand, a fan version of the jersey, and a genuine counter, but the price is maintained between 200 and 300. Boys who like playing football have excellent planning ability. Boys who play football have a correct position for themselves. There are many places on the football field. Choosing one's own position on the field can reflect the excellent planning ability of boys and their correct understanding of themselves, which is how important it is in real life.

Choosing the goalkeeper position is generally the most obscure type of the team, and it is generally a very stable person, because the stability of the goalkeeper is related to the team's play. Watching a game, unless it is a one-sided game, which goalkeeper have you seen has a higher appearance rate than defenders and forwards? Unless one of the targets is besieged. Thirdly, the goalkeeper is generally the tallest in the team. The tall man didn't go to the basketball court to attract the girls' attention, but went to the most inconspicuous position on the football field, which was really low-key. Goalkeepers sometimes have to resist the biggest pressure in the team. If the boy who plays football around you is a goalkeeper, get married quickly. Such Gao Fushuai and mature men are really rare.

The position of the defender is generally the second highest in the team (excluding the full-back). Have you ever seen a defender who hit 170? No, the role of the defender relative to the striker often has to resist the bombardment of the other side, just like the auxiliary positioning in DOTA. He doesn't have much money, but he has to be harassed by the other side all the time, and sometimes he has to help his teammates in the frontcourt. The key point is that a small mistake that can ruin the team will be scolded by the whole team, not to mention hard work, but also to do some dirty work, and to be scolded if it is not done well. It is conceivable! If you have a boy who plays football as a defender, get married quickly. There are really few boys who are tall and have strong psychological endurance and are willing to beat and scold.

Those who choose the position are generally the worst. They should help defenders to assist defense and create opportunities for strikers. If the striker fails to score, you should blame your poor passing route. If the defender loses his position and scores, you should be blamed for not doing your duty of assisting the defense. If the corner kick is headed by the other side, it's your fault that you can't carry the high center of the other side 170 64KG. You run the most in the whole race. You have to be scolded by the coach if you score a goal. Hey, why don't you give the ball to the striker? What if you can't score? Therefore, the players who play midfield are much worse than GANK in DOTA and the spare tire in diaosi, so if there is a boy playing football around you, get married quickly, and don't think that he has no height and weight. There are really few boys with all-round talents.

Choosing a striker position is the greatest courage. You think every striker is as cute as a pea, Henry is so famous, Tuoniu is so handsome and Berbatov is so handsome. Think about it, you have to give the camera a goal, a missed opportunity, kick off at half time, always guard against the offside trap of the opposing defender, and catch the ball from the midfield every minute. If Mata is a diaosi-level striker, you have to face the double double team of two Gao Fushuai defenders. Do you think every defender has a drained skin like Pique? A striker should have the desire and aura to express himself. How painful it is to be a striker. You know, not all men have the courage to wear my shirt engraved with why it always appears. So if there is a boy playing football around you who is a striker, get married quickly. There are only a few boys with height, weight, security and desire to express themselves.