Ask and answer a particularly provocative love story routine.

1, m: Will you like me? W: I don't like it. M: Then I'll teach you. 2. My dream has come true. Woman: Really? What dream? M: Talk to the person you like, which is you. Do you know where my heart is? Woman: Isn't that your right? Man: No, you have it. M: Let's go to dinner, but you have to promise me one thing. Woman: Yes. M: I booked a couple restaurant. Only couples can enter, so you have to promise to be my girlfriend. 5. May I kiss you? Woman: No way. Man: What did I just say? Woman: May I kiss you? M: Yes. 6. You are a little strange today. W: What's so strange? Man: It's beautiful. 7.M: I have put up with you for a long time. W: Then what do you want? Man: I will put up with you all my life. 8.M: I feel stuffy in my chest recently. Woman: What's the matter? M: You live in my heart. Q&A: 2 1. Since I met you, I have only one hobby left. W: What's your hobby? M: I like you. 2. Will you like me? W: I don't like it. M: Then I'll teach you. 3. M: It has been reported recently that I like you. Woman: Who said that? Man: I told you. I have some bad news for you. Woman: What's the matter? M: I have lost my memory of you. 5. When will you get married? W: I don't know. Man: Then tell me when you think about it, and I'll marry you right away. 6. M: You know, someone has a crush on you. Woman: Who is it? Man: Me. 7. Do you know what I'm afraid of? W: I don't know. Man: I am most afraid of losing you. 8. My dream has come true. Woman: Really? What dream? M: Talk to the person you like, which is you. 9. May I kiss you? Woman: No way. Man: What did I just say? Woman: May I kiss you? M: Yes. 10, m: You are a little strange today. W: What's so strange? Man: It's beautiful. M: Let's go swimming. W: Why? Man: How can you fall in love without going into the water? 12 I have two quilts. Is it because the weather is too cold? "No, spoil you and love you all my life" 13 "Little sister, little sister, has your courier arrived?" "What express? I didn't receive it. " "Didn't you get my wishful thinking?" 14 You know, I am not optimistic. I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed as your wife 15. Let me tell you something. ""Hey,,,,,,,,, ""I dreamed of marrying you last night, but I heard it was the opposite. " "Then what?" "So the reality should be that you marry me. "Ask and answer 3 1" Guess where my heart is? " "I must have left." "The fault is on your side. "2." I have bad news for you "and" What bad news? "I think it's not just you. 3. Do you like getting rich? Yes, but I didn't. Why? Because I like to hug you. Do you like cats or dogs? 5. Do you like cats or dogs? 6. Tell me when you think about it. " What dog? Single aristocrat 8. Can you watch your step in the future? ""I have to bump into my heart. "9." You look very much like one of my relatives. " "Who do you like?" "My mother's son-in-law" 10 "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings? "It's not good for me" 1 1, "I still like you", "Just like your mother hit you, it's unreasonable" 12, "I think I'm selfish." "Where is selfishness?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance. 13, m: Let's make a bet that if you lose, you will be my female ticket. W: What's the bet? Man: I am taller than you! 14, M: Today is 520. What should I do? Woman: Confession? M: Then I can only leave this sentence "I like you" until tomorrow. 15, female: I'm so hungry, where to eat? Man: Then you must promise to be my girlfriend before you can eat! W: Why? M: I ordered a couple restaurant. M: I learned a foreign language today. W: What foreign language? Male: *&; * * @ @ (meaning to be my girlfriend) Female: What do you mean? Man: Be my girlfriend! 17, "Let me tell you a story", "Hmm", "Once upon a time there were two people, I loved you and I didn't love you, who was left after your death", "I love you" and "I love you too" 18, can I kiss you? No, what did I just tell you? May I kiss you? " Huh? ""otherwise, how could I have been idle thinking about you ~! "