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A rustic love story copy full of routines (Part 1)

2. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like 70% of me

3. "Why do you want to hurt me?" "Why do you want to hurt you?" "To make me like you so much!"

4. Can you play the guitar? Why does it tug at my heartstrings?

5. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to protect you."

6. Are you myopic (not myopic)? Why can't you see that I like you?

7. There are only two words in your name. Although it does not make up a sentence, it has already filled my heart.

8. My heart is full of love for you, but I don’t say a word. If you know it, you know it, and if you don’t know, forget it. The love in my mouth is not one thousandth of the love in my heart.

9. "Others say your face is round, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "How else could you be so upright?"

10. Bells When I see you when the wind blows, my heart will be in a state of confusion

11. If I am willing, my new love will be you and my old love will also be you. The spring breeze is you, and the summer night is you too. It’s you when you wake up from tea, and you are also when you are drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are good times and beautiful scenery, and you are a talented man and a beautiful woman, if I pretend to be deaf and dumb, I will not comply.

12. What time is it now? One o'clock is the starting point of our happiness.

13. My hand was scratched, and you scratched it too, so that we are husband and wife.

14. When you walk towards me, I feel like three autumns have passed since I last saw you. When you smile at me, I feel like three autumns have passed since I last saw you.

15. May in this world is full of days and nights missing you

16. "I love a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The first sentence "The seventh word"

17. Love is not the whole of my life, but you are indeed the whole of my love.

18. "I have to buy you a compass" "Lest you be spoiled by me and become confused"

19. How should I put it, when you smile at me, It feels like I am a mobile phone with only 1% battery left. Just when I was about to shut down, you suddenly connected me to the charger.

20. "Inside your heart" a rustic love story full of routines (Part 2)

21. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one left." What is it?” “I just love you”

22. “What do you belong to?” “Tiger.” “No, you belong to me.”

23. Do you know? You’ve been acting weird and good-looking recently

24. “I like to eat sweet things and candies. What I want to eat the most is our wedding candy”

< p> 25. Where do I want to go? Go to your heart!

26. I spent all my luck meeting you in my lifetime.

27. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

28. "The biggest difference between you and the fairy Where do you know?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky, you are in my arms"

29. "Can I lie to you?" "What" "I don't like you" ”

30. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart

31. Are you short-sighted? Then why can't you see that I like you.

32. Guess my zodiac sign. Pisces? Wrong, tailor-made for you.

33. "If I were the devil in hell" "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

34. What is important about you? You are important. I am not in you. You are. My heart.

35. You are the joy of youth, even if you read it backwards.

36. Hasn’t my order come yet? Something about our future.

37. What time is it now? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

38. Found object notice. I accidentally left my sincerity to the person who is reading this message.

Please this kind person contact me quickly. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

39. I spend the first half of my life wandering around, and the second half of my life I make soup for you.

40. "My three views are not correct, very crooked"? "Well, they are all biased towards you" A rustic love story full of routines (Part 3)

41. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, then do you know which day is my happiest?" "I don't know." "The day I met you."

< p> 42. I am small-minded, so I can only pretend to be you!

43. "After meeting you, I just want to become a kind of person" "a kind of person"

44. "I think you look like a relative of mine." Who? ""My mother's daughter-in-law."

45. "Do you know which one is my favorite, peach, persimmon, or orange?" "Orange" "That's right, our child."

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46. "I like 70 things" "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you"

47. For people like you, except Love, I have nothing to talk to you about!

48. "I want to go somewhere" "Somewhere" "Go to your heart"

49. I must have been drinking carbonated drinks in my previous life, so I only saw you in this life It just bubbled up

50. "Was there an earthquake just now?" "No" "Then why was my heart shocked when I saw you"

51. The rest of my life is full It's all you, millions of stars are not as good as you.

52. I discovered that I liked you very much yesterday, and I also like you very much today, and I have a feeling that I will like you tomorrow too.

53. “I don’t dare to miss you easily at night” Why? “Because I’m afraid I might stay up all night if I’m not careful”

54. “Look at how I’ve changed compared to yesterday "Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than I did yesterday."

55. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I will not stop you, I will only stretch my legs. I trip you and make you fall into my arms.

56. If love requires dedication at all costs, then it is obvious that the other person does not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you will not let you get hurt in any way. Therefore, when you sacrifice more for love, the other person will love you less. Of course it is very tiring to love people blindly. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being pampered.

57. "Let me tell you a story" "You said" "This story is very long, so I will make it short, I miss you"

58. "Guess what I What zodiac sign?" "Aries?" "No, it's tailor-made for you."

59. "Can I carry you on my back?" "Why do you have to carry me?" "Because you are mine for life. "Human."

60. "You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three-quarters of me." The 2022 routine is full of earthy love words

The 2022 routine is full of earthy flavor. Love Story 1

1. "I think you are not suitable for dating" "Why" "Suitable for marriage."

2. I have liked you for more than two minutes, that's not allowed Withdrawn

3. Being by your side is possession, and love will last long if you get used to it.

4. I would like to be your little tail. I will follow you wherever you go. I will enjoy the sunset over the long river with you, and walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. I will follow you for the rest of my life. , travel with you to the end of the world.

5. What is in the eye of the beholder? Beauty? No, it is you.

6. “I want to change my look recently” “What look?” “I can’t do it without you”

7. “Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?” It’s a place without you.”

8. I like that you copied it over for two minutes and cannot withdraw it.

9. "When will you pay the rent?" "Why do you have to pay the rent?" "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time."

10. You know I've been feeling dizzy lately. What is the reason? I don’t know because love makes people dizzy.

11. I seem to have ADHD. When I see you, my heart beats wildly

12. I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what is suitable for you? Candy? "Slight sugar?" "No, it's my chest."

13. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

14. If love requires dedication at all costs, then it is very difficult. Obviously, the other person doesn't care too much about your feelings, because a person who cares about you won't want you to be hurt in any way. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person will love you. Of course it’s very tiring to love someone. But the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

15. I still want to like you, just like when I was a kid and never looked at the date when I ate spicy strips.

16. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, but you are in my heart

17. "Let's go eat noodles" "What kind of noodles" "In your heart"

18. “Can you smile?” “Why?” “Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee. ”

19. A girl as good as me will never get any advantage in the future.

20. It’s so beautiful. The fireworks rained that day, and I said I wanted to marry her. You in a floral dress. 2022 full of earthy love stories 21. "The sun appears for an average of 12 hours a day. Do you know why it is so long?" I don't know "Because I want to We have been in love for a long time."

22. I am nine and you are three. Apart from you, I am still you.

23. "I really like you" How much do you like me? "Even if the whole World Cup hell is surrounded, I will be your paradise"

24. I want to buy a piece of land from you or something to buy your devoted land

25. "You know What are the three most beautiful days in the world? "Which three days? "The day there was you, the day there was me, the day when you and I became us"

26. "I have A piece of life advice will benefit you for a lifetime! "What life advice." "Stay with me in this life." ”

27. “You are so perfect, but you have one flaw. "What shortcomings?" ""My shortcomings"

28. "Let me tell you some bad news" "What bad news" "My thoughts about you are no longer simple"

29. "Let's go to the weekend Let's go to the amusement park. "My body is the best amusement park, come and play with me

30. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? You.

31. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like % of me.

32. Guess what kind of meat I like to eat? (Pork?) You favorite

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33. "I like to eat sweet things and candies. What I most want to eat is our wedding candy."

34. "I can't seem to find the direction. "Where are you going?" "How to go to your heart?"

35. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

36. My wish is to get rich overnight, otherwise I can hug you.

37. "Can I lie to you?" "What" "I don't like it." You”

38. “Where are you from” “Hangzhou” “No, you are my sweetheart. "

39. Do you know what my shortcomings are? What are they? It's you.

40. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No , you are the mother of my precious son." Part 3 of 2022's earthy love stories full of routines

41. "Do you know what kind of wine makes you drunkest easily? ""Yours is forever"

42. Are you myopic (not myopic)? Then why can't you see that I like you.

43. Meeting someone you like is like a catastrophe For the rest of my life, I will drift across the sea and finally find land.

44. I think you must be very busy, so you can just read the first three words.

45. I feel so upset. Why? Because my heart is filled with you.

46. "I had insomnia last night" "What happened?" "I missed you all night long"

47. "Do you know why I didn't put on blush?" Why? "Because I can't help but blush when I see your face."

48. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon and give a little fool like me as a gift.

49. Don’t let me see you again, otherwise, I will like you once I see you.

50. Write your name on the cigarette and inhale it into my lungs to keep you closest to my heart

51. "After meeting you, I just want to change Become a kind of person" "a kind of person"

52. You are a cute boy and I am cute

53. Your father must be a thief who stole the stars from the sky and put them on you in the eyes.

54. Your short haircut is very beautiful and suits you very well. The color of your new clothes is very comfortable and suits you well. The scent on you is very soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm a good fit for you too.

55. Do you know which plastic surgery hospital is better? I want to give you my whole heart

56. Take you to indulge in all corners of the world, eat all over the streets, play in thousands of mountains and rivers, and then come home with me.

57. "You are so sleepy, did you become a thief last night?" "Yes, I will steal your heart."

58. "I think our friendship can only To this day" Why? "Let's talk about love next"

59. It took all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.

60. I'm super cool, but I can be uncool for a little while if you talk to me. Interesting and earthy love words full of routines (collection of 60 sentences)

Interesting earthy love words full of routines Part 1

1. I still believe that the stars can speak and stones can bloom. , after passing through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter, you will finally arrive. ——Rao Xueman

2. I think I am so carefree. I like the way you look every day.

3. You are the most perfect coincidence I have ever met in my life; you are the whole world that I can see in my life; you are the sun with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen.

4. Do you know what my shortcomings are? What is it? Disadvantages you.

5. Do you know? You've been acting weird and good-looking recently

6. Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will long for love and be qualified for love.

7. I like the feeling of being tired of being together with you. It’s not that there will always be endless topics to talk about when we are together, but that when we are together, we won’t feel embarrassed even if we don’t talk.

8. Your presence is like secretly adding a piece of sugar to the days when the water is as bland as plain water.

9. Hasn’t my order come yet? Something about our future.

10. Are you blind? It hit my heart.

11. Today you particularly hate being liked and being annoying.

12. "Tell you 7 anti-aging methods" What method? "Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me"

13. I love you Love is like a tractor going up a mountain! vigorous! Boom, boom, boom, Delong, crackle, crackle, clatter, Ding Ling, crackle!

14. “Let’s go eat noodles” “What kind of noodles” “In your heart”

15. “Is it okay to be my girlfriend? If not, I’ll think of another way. "I've wrapped up your lipstick, but remember to give me back a little bit every day." 16. "Do you like me?" Find out the repeated words in this sentence.

17. "I am a cute girl." "Huh?" "You are cute."

18. Falling in love with you at first sight is the most beautiful encounter in my life. Making a promise to you is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

19. "Do you know which one I like best among peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "Orange" "Wrong, our child."

20. I cherish the world There is ill will, but I have love for you.

Part 2 of interesting and earthy love stories full of routines

21. Love is not the whole of my life, but you are indeed the whole of my love.

22. I will act like a master and hug you.

23. Are you short-sighted? Then why can't you see that I like you.

24. I asked you why I like you, and the answer is to be with you, so I thought of growing old with you. Because I can no longer separate myself from your life. I can’t be spontaneous when I like you and even love you stupidly.

25. "I hope you can get out of my heart" why "hit the wall and roll onto my bed"

26. The rest of my life will be filled with you, billions Even less than the stars.

27. "It's cold." Yeah, "Why don't you come in my arms to keep warm?"

28. "I have a super power. Guess what it is?" "What?" ""I like you very much"

29. "Being cute is not a long-term solution, being cute is a long-term solution."

30. "I want" what? "I miss me." I was born just to meet you."

31. "Did there just be an earthquake?" "No." "Then why was my heart shocked when I saw you?"

32. The firecrackers are going off on New Year’s Eve night, but I don’t think you think as much.

33. "After a busy day, I want to sleep." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

34. When you stay with me, I never Envious of anyone.

35. I will still believe that the stars can speak, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive after passing through the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.

36. "You are my heart, you are my liver, you are three-quarters of me."

37. Why am I so heartbroken? Because my heart is filled with you.

38. I wish I could grow old together with you accidentally. No matter how many thorns and twists and turns there are along the way, I just hope that the ending is you.

39. I want to ask for a way, the way to your heart.

40. "When will you pay the rent?" "Why do you have to pay the rent?" "Because you have lived in my heart for a long time." The third interesting and earthy love story full of routines

< p> 41. There is nothing valuable in my house, and the only one who can get it is me. I will give it to you generously without having to pay it back

42. It was really beautiful, the fireworks rain that day, I said I want to marry you in a floral dress.

43. "Who do you belong to?" "I am a dog" "Nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

44. The firecrackers went off again on the 30th night, but nothing happened I think you think that way

45. "Let me tell you some bad news" "What bad news" "My thoughts about you are no longer simple"

46. You can Teach me how to make dumplings? I'm a bit stupid and can easily reveal my secrets in anything I do, even if I like you~

47. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it.

48. I want to buy a piece of land from you and buy your land with all my heart.

49. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, I am also considerate of people's clothing."

50. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? ?"I'll go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we'll share the same bed"

51. I thought that if I see you before school starts, I won't miss you when I get to school.

52. “I had insomnia last night” “What’s wrong?” “I’ve been thinking about you all night”

53. “Can you shut up?” “I didn’t speak. "Then why is your voice filling my head?"

54. "I'm going to order takeout for lunch. What do you want to call it?" I don't know. "I know, you should call me boyfriend"

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55. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "Because I can't help but blush when I see your face."

56. The most romantic thing I can think of The thing is, we grow old together with you, until we are too old to go anywhere, but you still regard me as the treasure in your hand.

57. "I feel so dizzy when I see you" "What's going on?" "Maybe it's because love makes everyone dizzy"

58. You know you Is it any different from a star? The stars are in the sky, you are in my heart

59. I am sure of everything I do. Why? One less kiss from you.

60. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I will never escape your grasp in this life. A complete collection of earthy love story routines

1. Don’t let me see you, otherwise I will fall in love with you once I see you.

2. The spring water is born, the spring forest is blooming, and the spring breeze is not as good as you. The leaves are falling in the autumn wind, the autumn rain is continuous, and my heart is full of sorrow, just for you.

3. The trunk of the elephant, the eye circles of the panda, the wings of the bird, the shell of the snail, my you.

4. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow on my face one day. < /p>

7. Guess what uniform I like, I will be uniformed by you

8. Can you do me a favor? What are you busy with? Help me fall in love with you quickly!

9. You are Feng'er and I am Sha. You are Hami and I am melon. You are toothpaste and I am brush

10. You are a cute boy and I am cute

< p> 11. Do you believe in love at first sight? How about I pass by you again?

12. Do you know which wine is the best? Forever and ever

13. If time goes back, I still hope to capture the warmth of your hand.

14. After all, there is only one criterion for me to choose a mate: you

15. My love for you is like a tractor

16. I It’s okay not to feel sorry for others, but you are not others, you are mine

17. Do you know the difference between Tang Seng and me? If he learns from you, I will marry you.

18. I’m tired of being a cute girl, I kinda want to be your wife

19. I like you very much, a little more today than yesterday, and a little more tomorrow than today

20. Do you know what the difference is when you drink the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart

21. Why are you so tall but you found a girlfriend as short as me? In this case, I can kiss you if I want to, but you can’t kiss me

22. Why haven’t the things I ordered come yet? Our future

23. I noticed you look like someone, my future girlfriend

24. Can I kiss you? shameless. Then kiss.

25. I like someone. She must be very beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

26. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes immediately. Why did I put you in my eyes and never open them again?

27. Why did my teacher hold my hand when I was a child? Didn’t I teach you to carry valuables with you?