A sentence that teases women

1, I eat porridge every day, but I am unwilling. I went for a walk in the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

Those who call themselves "old ladies" have even worked as animals.

Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

4, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

5, my life is not decided by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

6. If you knew who you finally married, would you sleep with someone else?

7. The weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss you far away. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!

8. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you! heart for you

9. Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by gibbons. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

10, wearing a low chest, men don't look at her, they just have no eyes, and looking at her is a big pervert.

1 1. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you won't see me. The pig said, I want to see you. So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

12, handsome and able to drive, that's chess, money and a house, that's a bank.

13. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes have been staring at me, and I really can't refuse you-"Good dog, take you for a walk".

14. Living without happiness as the goal is nonsense. Love that doesn't end in marriage will break up sooner or later. It is best not to do a job without a salary increase reward. Who will read information that doesn't take flirting as an idea!

15, there is a song that has fooled everyone for more than ten years. I don't believe you sang, "You carry the burden, I will lead the horse ..." Recalling the division of labor in Journey to the West, Friar Sand carries the burden, Wukong leads the way, who leads the horse? Who sings who is Bajie!

16, women are only good at makeup, and men are good at camouflage.

17, people in their thirties still like to call themselves girls, and those who are sixteen or seventeen prefer to call themselves old ladies.

18, Wang asked Li Yong what do you think women like men best? What is thick? What is hard work? Li Yong was flushed and speechless (next88). Smiles send us light: Idiot! I tell you, with deep pockets, the relationship is hard!

19, women are like this. Take off her pants once and she will remember you for life.

20. I miss you so much! Oh, I accidentally sent it wrong. I sent it anyway. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, please send these four words back to me, thank you!

2 1, poor family, primary school education, rural hukou, three thin acres of broken houses, wife has a cold pot and a hot stove. Never leave your mouth all year round. Today, I want a girlfriend by text message, and the road to revolution is hand in hand. Do you want it?

22, women, can let you hear the sound of urine, ask similar questions in front of you, don't treat you as an outsider.

23. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, went to work and went to sleep. If the boss is accountable, he still has to sleep; Finally, the boss got angry, so you can take this opportunity to ask for a raise! Because you have good reason, you are a poor household!

24. I heard that it is very eye-catching to associate with beautiful women, to nourish the brain with smart women, to nourish the body with healthy women, to nourish the heart with happy women, and to interact with you: Du! Perfect woman.

25. Looking at other women's towering breasts, while cursing the enchanting fox, she deliberately squeezed out * * * before going out.

26. It can be seen that the more money you spend, the more stable the relationship between men and women!

27. A pair of flies and their mother are eating. The son frowned and asked his mother, "Mom, why do we eat shit every day?" Mother said, "Don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot!" " "

When I met God that day, he said that he would grant me a wish. I said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult to handle. I took out your photo, hoping that he would make you more beautiful. God took your picture and said, "Take the globe, and I'll have a look."

29. Women generally don't resist men's gifts. That's how hooligans get their hands on it.

When you think you have nothing, at least you still have time. Time can heal all wounds, so please don't cry.

3 1, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

32. Beautiful women are in droves, the money runs with you, the boss is in charge of you, the police see you detour, everything can be settled, everyone smiles at you, and the days are bubbling with beauty. Wake up, I told you to stop taking a nap and daydreaming.

33. This short message has two main purposes: one is to exercise fingering; The second is to contact feelings. Now I solemnly tell you, beauty, it's time to invite me to dinner!

34, all say that women are lewd! Women have five colors: yellow Chow Tai Fook, white apple and silver Cartier, red Land Rover, black mink and colored RMB!

35. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half, and I finally found you! Only to find that our wings are smooth!

36. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

37. Men don't know how to pretend, while women know how to pretend.

38. Those who call themselves "me" or "me" all their works are their own;

39. Bajie Huazhai didn't return. At this moment, a man who looks like Bajie came. Friar Sand: Second Brother is back. Wukong: It's a monster. Tang Priest: I sent a text message asking, but it was Bajie who replied, and it was the monster who didn't reply.

Generally speaking, girls usually want to cry when they take off their clothes. If you can't get rid of it, boys and girls are usually embarrassed-especially for the first time.

4 1. The goddess said to the local tyrant: Marry me, so that our descendants are all children of God.

42. In order to thank the beautiful women for their true love, I will launch a handsome guy rental preferential activity: accompany shopping until the sole is reimbursed; Accompanying meals, employee treat system; Accompanying movies, mainly romantic movies; Stick to your post if necessary.

43. Don't talk back to women. If the woman is right, just nod. If a woman says something wrong, you nod.

44. While lambasting men for not having a good thing, they flirt with wild brothers online.

45. Those who call themselves "sisters" or "grandfathers", even men's jobs are yours;

46. I saw someone step on a cat, shed a few tears, eat snakes, mice, dogs and insects on the Internet.

47. The accomplishment of girls taking photos: * * Take only one of 3,000.

48. People who call themselves "even" or "lotus root" can save at least half the effort;

49. I met you, maybe it was God's arrangement, and everything was so natural. You came from the crowd and looked me up and down with deep eyes until my face turned red. You said simply: fortune telling is not?

50. pig-hunting notice: I lost a pure white pig. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

5 1, while shouting that it is a tradition in China for men to have cars and houses, said that the daughter-in-law is not filial to her in-laws and is in line with the world.

52. I miss you with the most beautiful mood, remember you with the sweetest smile, look at you with the purest eyes, and bless you with the most sincere heart. Then, then. I hit you with the biggest stone. Who told you not to remember to text me?

53. Women like football for two reasons: one is to look at handsome guys; Second, see if there are any more handsome ones.

Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. So ... be a cow and a horse in the next life. I will definitely pull up the grass for you to eat.

55, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

56. Don't pretend to be a ghost, a god, tight or pure.

57. You drag a pig to go shopping. You look happy. I said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain!

58. I usually like to declare equality between men and women. Once men and women eat AA, they will call men stingy.

59. Old advice: Daughter, eat a little to lose weight.

60. I look forward to seeing you again. I'm sad without you. After searching for a long time, I finally relived the happiness that accompanied you in my dream. I dreamed of you last night. You've changed a lot. Who dyed your hair?-My shaggy dog.

6 1, according to statistics, more than 9% people who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to read short messages! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late, pig!

62, with life savings and a woman * * *, is husband and wife.

63. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

64. The next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt, and extend my big hand ... Look, my mobile phone is blue.

65. Expectations that can be met are worth looking forward to; The expectations that can be realized are valuable.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

67. I am gentle and considerate to you. A drop of wine makes you intoxicated; The delicious part keeps your stomach healthy. I'm waiting for your date by the river. I cast so many baits. Fish, why don't you take the bait?

68. Spending 300 yuan with a woman is a prostitute.

69. Since I met you, you should know your place in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different because you are. Two piles of shit

70. Honey, do you really want to meet? Then you have to promise: if I turn around and run away, don't pull me. If I faint on the spot, you should give me artificial respiration, remember to breathe hard.

7 1, what is love? Love is not sleeping well; What is an official? Officials don't behave themselves.

72. I wish you a happy assistant: If you have nothing to do, watch duet, open two happy plum blossoms, listen to a good duet, get double salary, don't have to do things at both ends, go out and take two steps, and everyone says that you are stupid!

73, spend two hundred thousand and a woman * * *, is a lover or * * *.

When I am old, I have a wish to be with you every day. I will go wherever you go, go out in the morning and go home at night. At the same time, you solved the problem of food and clothing and decided to herd sheep when I was old.