Humorous words to please girls?

First, you come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Second,? I love you forever: I beg you to marry me, although I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring. But I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you behind my back! I will be your crutch! When you lose your teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you. I must wait until you die! Or leave you alone in this unattended world! I don't believe I'm a ghost.

Third,? I am bored tonight, so I will send you a short message. If you are angry, please throw away your mobile phone!

Fourth,? I give you two choices. Either be my wife or be my wife. You choose.

Verb (short for verb)? I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite, today is, tomorrow is, until I die, there is only her in my heart! Really love you!