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Sentences of online pick-up routines
Pick up hot chicks routine 1, classmate, can I know you? Why? I think your future has something to do with me.
2, sister, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!
I think you may be busy, just look at the first three words.
I don't believe in happiness, I believe in you.
5. Without principles, you will always be in my heart; Without meaning, your impression will never be erased; Don't meet and hate each other late, as long as you are there sooner or later; Don't be lingering, as long as your happiest smile is always together until you are old.
6. I want to photograph your face, copy your kindness, paste my infatuation with you, and write the most beautiful blessing message to you!
7. I want to sublimate our pure friendship.
8. You know, no one can touch my heart like you.
9. The tomato soup you made for me was a little salty, and I drank every drop.
10, I love you: forever! Love till the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Love floods the Yellow River!
1 1, what I want is very simple, time is still there, you are still there.
12. Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will yearn for love and be qualified to have love.
13, I have been in the world for decades just to look back at you.
14, meet some warm sentences, wait for spring, meet some romantic pictures, wait for love, meet some precious time, wait for you, the person I love most in my life.
15, I know you will come, so I will wait.
16, childhood is dying, and my husband is getting old. From then on, everyone I fell in love with was like you.
17, can we sublimate our revolutionary friendship?
18. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.
19, be simple, don't indulge in fantasy, don't be at a loss about the future, take the road of this day and live a good life in the present.
20, if you like, I like you, if you don't, I unrequited love, will you?
2 1, without you, my mood is so confused. My life is so lonely without you. Without you, my thoughts are entangled in my heart. Without you, my heart is always broken. Without you, my happiness has nothing to do with me. Honey, I really can't live without you!
22. I had a few drinks when I was sad. It's strange, I'm a little drunk, drunk. It turns out that falling in love with you is a bit heartbreaking. Love makes people sad. I wander around day and night and disappear in this hazy night.
I just like you, I mean no harm.
24, a little pressure, pressure should pay attention to dirty.
25. Bad love words turned into broken thoughts after meeting you, from good morning and afternoon to good night, from daily greetings to small concerns. After all, I just want to be with you.
No matter where I meet you, I will like you.
27. True love is always lingering. Only when you miss it can you know your feelings, get rid of the haze of loneliness, yearn for a happy future, speak sweet conversations, and overcome all obstacles to realize your vows one by one!
28. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.
I just like you, I mean no harm.
30. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.
3 1. Snowflakes are coming, and my heart is still empty. Will you come?
You didn't have me in the first half of your life, so let me accompany you through the second half.
I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment.
When the spring breeze rises, you come to my side and we spend every season of our lives together.
I smiled inexplicably, just because I thought of you.
36. If the whole world speaks ill of you, I will tell you a lifelong love story.
37. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I bypass you?
Give me a minute, I'll wash my hair before I love you.
39. Your smile is always in my mind, and I will never forget it.
40. I copied the love letter, but it is true that I like you.
4 1, I want to touch your heart, just like you touched mine.
42. I like Illicio Lez so much, just because I like you. This sentence is meaningless.
43. If I can have you, life will always be full of confidence.
44. There is only one you in the world. How can I not cherish it?
45, who let me hug, my heart is beating again.
46, love is very strange, everything cares, and finally everything can be forgiven; As Tagore said: the eyes are raining for her, but the heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.
Hey! I have a white rabbit. Would you like to be my hero?
48. Today, I want to release the melody in my heart, express my heart with the wedding March, and say that I really love you through the music Valentine's Day. I must be with you in my life. Marry me, my only one.
I hope you can understand me, even if I say nothing.
I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm passionate about it.
5 1. Salute with your right hand and hug you with your left.
52, a beautiful night, a helpless day.
53. Falling in love with someone is perfect, happy and warm. No matter how cold it is outside, falling in love with you makes me warm all over. Let's warm each other and spend this winter together!
54. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
If you feel unhappy, you can bully me as much as you like. I like you very much anyway.
I thought I could see you before school, but I won't miss you when I get to school.
57. People love you only because they want to sleep with you. I'm different. Both the sofa and the kitchen will do.
58. Some roads are far away, and it will be very tiring to walk on. However, if you don't leave, you will regret it.
59. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?
60. I can meet you in my lifetime and spend all my luck.
6 1, life without you is like a walking corpse, a cigarette and a glass of wine, it doesn't matter.
62. When are you free to marry me when you are busy?
63. Say I love you for ten thousand years! How fish love the river, how birds love the blue sky, how people love their wallets and how they love their wives! For love, information is evidence: love my wife for life.
64. A ray of sunshine illuminates you; There is a cloud floating for you; There is a flower blooming for you; There is a clear spring flowing for you; There is a kind of love for you.
I think you must be very busy, so you only read the first three words.
66. You are the Eastern Hemisphere and I am the Western Hemisphere. Together, we are the whole earth.
You are too young for me to fall in love with you.
68. I hope that in our future life, we will all be happy because we have each other.
69. As many people like you, so many people don't like you.
70. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.
7 1, whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you.
72. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.
73. Love without love will never go bad.
74. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?
I may be absent from your past, but I hope you won't be absent from my future.
76. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
77. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.
78. Meeting you was my most beautiful accident.
I will tell you a love story for the rest of my life. The words are pale, and I like that you are so pale. However, I hope you can feel my love.
Life is not long, don't cherish it. I just want to hold you tighter.
8 1, this is probably the most beautiful love story in the world. We can never go back. Apart from the years, what we can't go back is ourselves. The rest is an empty joy you gave me, empty joy.
82. Giggling was not born, but started from the moment I fell in love with you.
83. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.
84. Summer nights are charming. We sit together to enjoy the moon and look at the stars in the sky. You said that star is you and that star is me, and we will never leave. The star blinked and laughed at the two young people's obsession. You said, maybe the moon is quieter than the world, and I hope Chang 'e will bring more perfection to the world.
85. The mints scattered in my drawer are cleverly wrapped by you, and I am often moved by your thoughtfulness for no reason. At that time, if you have a reincarnation in your life, we will definitely have the hand to hold your hand and grow old with your son. I often feel heartache because of your words; At that time, you were worried about losing my good confession to you. I often feel heartbroken because of your worry. If you like, I would like to snuggle up next to you and watch with deep affection. If you like, I would like to live in your heart and be happy together. I just want to indulge in your love.
86. That's all right. Although I'm sorry every time I miss you. I know that the guilt and regret caused by being unable to accompany, touch and cash have forced you to have nowhere to run, but it doesn't matter. You miss me and I forgive you.
87. Even if I choose in the world, my choice is still you.
Since you said good night to me for the first time, I have decided to say good night to you every day.
If you hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.
90. We will be together in the next life. I'm not old without you.
9 1, go west, cross the terminator line, cross the date line, and return to the day when I first met you.
92. Do you know how important you are to me?
93. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?
94. What is a different place? I have been here for four years before, but I am afraid of these four years.
95. May all the good times in the future be accompanied by you, and may the love words eventually have the Lord, and you and I will no longer be lonely.
96. I hope that in the later life, we will be happy because we have each other.
97. I'll tell you a long story, so make it short. I miss you.
98. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.
99. In others' eyes, you are a devil, but in my heart, you are an angel.
100, did you see the heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat.
10 1, I always miss you during the day and can't eat breakfast; I still can't stop thinking about you at noon, thinking about you, and lunch hasn't moved at all; What if you still can't sleep at night? Who can give me a bowl of noodles? I'm too hungry to sleep. I can only think about you all the time.
102, you are in my heart when I am thin, and you are stuck in it when I am fat.
103, the sky, breathing my memory, imperfect sentences, what kind of poems to write, depicting the traces of loving you, there is always a sunny skill to show the unswerving life, dear miss you.
104, it's cold, I'll send you a message, nothing more, just want to give you my temperature to make you warmer; Give you my love so that you can care more. I hope you won't be cold this winter!
105, meeting you is my most beautiful encounter.
106, I knew you would come, so I waited.
107, when I said I couldn't see you, it was my loneliest time.
108, please walk out of my dream, or never leave.
109, I'm not talkative, I just waited for you for too long.
1 10, the happiest thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.
1 1 1, nothing personal, just want to hear your voice.
1 12, do you want to sleep with me?
1 13, I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.
1 14. When I met you, I fell asleep and never wanted to wake up again.
1 15, you are everything when you are here; When you are away, everything is yours!
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1 17, the outside world is actually very big, but many people are bound by a water cup.
1 18, blackbirds fly across the sky. I am standing in the city. Look, it always burns to ashes. Make noise.
1 19, my cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.
120, don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.
12 1, the new moon represents my enthusiasm, the first chord represents my loyalty, the last chord represents my thoughts, and the full moon represents my determination. Dear, you have to believe that the moon will always represent my heart, no matter whether it is round or short.
122, but I like you.
123, the way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?
124, I regret knowing you. When you are not with me, you make me feel pain.
125, if you were a cactus, I would hold you with all the pain.
126, we are still together in the next life, and I am not old without you.
127, I don't want to be the episode of your life, I just want to be the perfect ending of your life.
128, I waited for you quietly for a long time, but you didn't come, but I was used to waiting.
129, in fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is just the years of daily necessities I spent with you.
130, there is nothing wrong with life, only missing it.
13 1. The most romantic and selfish words in the world are: You are mine alone.
132, because of you, every day is Valentine's Day.
133, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.
134, trickle is not a stone resistance, and deep friendship is not due to distance. In my friendship list, you always top the list, and the market is always bullish. How have you been recently? I wish you well in the distance.
135, do you remember that time we went shopping? A woman brought her children to buy toys. The children fondled their toys and couldn't put them down. When the woman wanted to check out, she felt it and realized that she had lost her wallet. Seeing that the account could not be settled, the child ran outside with a toy, which made the woman scratching her head and there was nothing she could do. Suddenly, attracted a group of onlookers. You walked up softly, asked the price of the toy, and did not hesitate to take out RMB to settle the bill for the salesman. A woman catches up with you and asks your name gratefully. Don't look back and say, it's okay, sister-in-law Even if it's my gift to the children.
136, I want to see you every morning when I see the sunshine.
137, I can't, and I will never, get tired of you.
138, always treating himself as a fool and pretending not to understand what he said.
139. Although it's cold, my hands are shaking and people are lazy, it doesn't stop me from sending you a message, because I want to tell you that our love, like a warm current, can melt all the cold.
140, your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.
14 1. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.
142, unless the loess remains, I'll keep you safe for a hundred years.
143, you bother me, you bother me again, you marry me.
144. Have you heard a story? The bow whispered to the arrow before it was shot: Your freedom is mine.
145, no matter how tired, no matter how bitter, no matter how painful, it's just for you to like me.
146, my world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.
147, forget it, never, not for a moment.
148, won't you accompany your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess? Am I not chatting with her?
149, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly.
150, my cat is very hairy. Can you help me manage it?
15 1, boss, don't listen to her. If it's hot, her stomach will be bad.
152, all thoughts and love words, promises and admiration are responsible.
153, Qian Shan blocked me, but my lazy body couldn't stop me from flying to see my lover's heart.
154, I thought I would see you before school, but I won't miss you when I get to school.
155, true feelings have no truth, happiness depends on luck, I love you without asking, I think you don't ask, I will always remember my blessing, my thoughts are never far away, my smiling face is hidden in my heart, I am warm and floating in the sentence, I have known you all my life, and there is no separation distance. When my blessing comes, happiness flies to your heart.
156, I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.
157. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.
158, the four seasons should be very good, if you are still there.
159, the two warmest words in the world are good night from your mouth.
160, when you love me, I love you terribly.
16 1. How many rivers do I have to cross to get to sunshine avenue? How many difficulties must be experienced to reap the joy of success; How much luck does it take to meet the right lover? Yes, I've seen you. I am so lucky!
162, in my eyes, your personality is beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.
163, if possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.
164, without you, my heart stopped beating; If I can't see you, my eyes will be blind; If I can't reach your hand, my hand will lose its temperature; I can't see your smile, my world is only dark!
165, you are my most touching love story. From the day I met you, I begged you in my heart If life is a one-way street, please walk in front of me from now on so that I can see you all the time. If life is a two-way street, please let me hold your hand and walk through the vast sea of people and never get lost.
166, you are Youlemei in my hand.
167, your voice is full of perfect memories that we will create.
168, your existence is my miracle.
169, may you lose your life or come to me.
170, I'm really a playboy. I like you every day and every one of you.
17 1, leave the miracle to others, I have you.
172, I remembered him in the dead of night, said those words, and some heartbreaking love words.
173, do you want me to apologize or let me confess?
174, I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.
175, you see, so many people, such a big world, I met you, and you met me, which is really good.
176, a love story, you and I hold hands; A family has love, and it is you and me who love each other; In winter, I put on a dress for you. In winter, you bring me a cup of hot tea, which will greet Love Day (Qixi) lightly: I love you and I am very happy.
177, I never seemed to know what love was until I met you.
178, you are the joy of youth, and I want to say this to you in turn.
179, meeting you is my most beautiful accident.
180, I really love you!
18 1, you are afraid, I am afraid, I haven't said what I am afraid of, I am afraid of everything about you.
182, the secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage.
183. You paved my way in walking, enriched my life in the world of mortals, and perfected my emotions. You gave me this. Love you, I will try my best, you know?
184, I wanted to fuck you the first time I saw you. They call it love at first sight.
185, I like being short and poor. If I am short, I can bow my head. If I am poor, I can support him. If I am poor, I can be single-minded.
186, some words are equal to nothing, this kind of love story, the lover listens with his ears and enters his heart; Some words are said without saying them. This tacit understanding makes friends listen very attentively.
187, I don't like this world, I only like you, and I like the world with you.
188, I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and at most you won the top three in the beauty contest.
189, you are one inch inside the fourth rib of my left chest. Listen to them. It's the heart.
190, hold your hand carefully, I have spent my whole life with you in my heart.
19 1, I just want you to accompany me and smile at me. I just want you to kiss me, Doby, but I just won't let go.
192 Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?
193, I laugh like an idiot at the thought of talking to you.
194, I teach you math, and I take care of everything. Travel around the world, I lead, cook at home, and I raise.
195, I met you, and I tasted the sweetness; I have tasted the pain of being apart from you; Make you angry, I tasted spicy; You ignored me, and I tasted acid. Love you forever when you are full of flavor!
196, do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.
197. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn't abandon me, I will run to you.
198, I found you a liar, because I look much better than the photo.
199, there are three kinds of people in this world, the bad guys, the shemale and my people.
200. You are my today and all my tomorrow.
The sentence of picking up girls routine
My current state is: I want to fall in love, but I don't know who to talk to. If I like it, it's unlikely to be together. If I don't talk about love, I want to fall in love. If I am in love, I am afraid to give it to the wrong person seriously.
The sentence of picking up girls routine
A: I like you! B: Er ... when did you start to like me? A: I liked you from the beginning. B: Your liking had better end soon. A: It can't end, because I found it was going to end in Wu.
It is said that people have two arms to hold their lover, so can I hold you?
It is said that magpies will turn into crows if they drink too much coke. Welcome to visit. Say too much and it will become thank you. Your cat loves you so much that it will turn into a rabbit. I also heard that people are too shy to hide what they want to say at the beginning of a sentence.
4. A: Dream and me, you choose B: Dream A: You ... listen to me, my dream is to have you.
Do you like cats or dogs?
6. The rainy season is coming, because my thoughts will turn into a trace of water vapor every minute. The sky can't bear my thoughts of you, so I will turn my thoughts into rain and tell the world that I am thinking of you.
7. A: We are not suitable! I lied with my eyes open. I am versatile.
8. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.
Nine, I will stay with you for the rest of my life as a case. Qi Mei, please don't make me frown, please don't let my heart die. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.
Ten, the world is big, but my heart is small, just enough to put you down. But I'm trapped. I can't let you out again. If I have you, what can I expect in my life?
I seem to know something about you that I shouldn't know. What? You are my wife.
A: I only regard you as my friend. B: So I'm already your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.
14. Q: Do you know that you like me? Just answer yes or no.
Fifteen, in my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.
Sixteen, I don't have the heart to bully others, how can I let others bully? I may be absent from your past, but I hope you won't be absent from my future.
Seventeen, as long as you have been by my side, other things are no longer important; Only with you, I won't envy others.
Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.
Nineteen, I found that you are not suitable for love, suitable for marriage; With you, I can't guarantee that you are the happiest, but I must be the happiest.
Q: What kind of girls do you like? That's what you are.
Twenty-one, what I want is very simple, time is still there, and you are still there; When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!
Twenty-two, you are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.
Twenty-three, nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you. Leave the miracle to others. I have you.
I have a crush on someone? who is it? Isn't it beautiful? A: Beautiful and gentle, it is also the beauty of the school. Beauty queen? Forget it. Toad wants to eat swan meat. A: Are you ready to be eaten by me?
What do you see in my eyes? It's nothing. A: Look again. B: I don't see anything. A: Well, I tell you, I have someone I like in my eyes.
If you were a cactus, I would hold you with all the pain.
27. Q: Do you feel heavy behind my back? A: Heavy, the whole world is on me.
28. Whether you know it or not, when you are a girl on the street corner, you already have an advantage, that is, you are a man.
Twenty-nine, if you don't make progress, what are you thinking? If I don't make progress, I will miss you. Looking up, I found it was moonlight. I bowed my head and kissed you. Nothing worth noting, not ... I like you very much.
Pick up hot chicks convention.
1. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
2. Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do? I don't know my wife.
3. M: I have a girlfriend. Woman: Then she must be beautiful! Man: Why are you so narcissistic?
4. Just have fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you.
Do you think there is something wrong with my leg? No, I can't walk as soon as I see you.
6. Did your mother teach you how to repay? Yes, I did. Then I like you, and you have to like me.
7. You know, you always remind me of my ex-girlfriend because she looks like me. No, because she said I would find a better girl paper than her.
8. I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me.
9. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.
10. Let me count by hand. You lack me in five elements.
1 1. I miss you so much that I want to be as loud as when the plane takes off.
12. I know three people like you.
13. I have gained weight recently, and it's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.
14. Brother, are you nearsighted? No wonder you can't see that I like you.
15. If I hadn't been afraid of scaring you, I would have been anxious with you _
16. Since you said good night to me for the first time, I decided to give you a good night every day.
17. Others like you, but I only like you.
18. Tell you three anti-aging methods. What method? Love me, love me, love me.
19. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.
20. It's much more interesting to read your chat record than your salary slip.
2 1. You look like an old woman. ? Sorry, let me say one more thing.
Tell me when you think about it. I didn't think it over. I was thinking about you.
23. Do you want a dog? What dog? The single kind.
24. Do you care about me? Your heart is there. It's up to you whether it hurts or not.
25. Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? Your eternity
26. Do you know what I am good at? Like you
27. Hey, why put your hand out? I want to hold my girlfriend's hand.
28. Let me ask you a question. Which one is not related to you? Husband, wife is so smart.
29. I'll take you for a drink. You've never had a drink. Our wedding banquet
30. I have a cold! Pay attention to your health, because you have no resistance when you see you.
3 1. I really want to get lost. Where is your heart going? How can I get there?
32. I am too kind! Why? Because my heart is full of you.
33. I think I have seen you before. Where are you? On my marriage certificate
34. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man.
35. May I kiss you? No. What did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes
36. I'm a little playboy, huh? Idiot, I spent my heart on you ~
37. Little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it? Me? Do you want it?
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