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Sweet and sultry earthy love words are a must for a disgusting copy.

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1. Me: "Are you tired?" You: "Not tired." Me: "But you have been running in my heart all day."

2. Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

3. "I can judge people accurately." Then look at what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

4. "I can't wait." "What can I wait for?" "I hate you."

5. "When will you get married?" Don't worry, let nature take its course. "Go back and get married this year. I'm natural, so let nature take its course."

6. Girl, I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

7. "I faint when I see you every day" Why? "I am fascinated by you"

8. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "shortcomings"

9. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand to hold it?

11. I want to get something. I'll marry you later.

12. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "It was the day when I loved you"

13. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count on my fingers. You don't need me in your life.

14. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I look at you, the more I want to sleep.

15. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.

16. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi. -a complete collection of earthy love stories provokes boyfriends

17. "Wake up in the morning in autumn and winter is always thirsty" Why? "I probably owe a kiss"

18. What can I get you, sir? I want to open your heart.

19. "Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution."

2. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years. Sweet and sultry earthy love story 2

21. "Where are you from" "Hangzhou" "No, you are my sweetheart."

22. Do you smell anything? No. How come the air is so sweet when you come out?

23. "If you hold hands with a girl, do you prefer to hold the left hand or the right hand?" "left hand" "here, left hand, I'll hold it for you"

24. "do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Forever with You"

25. The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that you are loved even though the world is bad.

26. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

27. What's your blood type? Type a. No, it's my ideal type

28. "Do you think there is anything special about my hand?" "Not special." "It's certainly not special that you haven't led them."

29. "I want to take a leave." "What leave?" "Please marry me."

3. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is it? "Everything you said to me"

31. "This selfie is really ugly" Hmm ... "It's not as good as one tenth of yourself"

32. once climbing to the top of the peek, one would see, I have a hug for you.

33. Let's gradually become the right person for each other and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

34. "You know what? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people, bad people, not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

35. The rest of my life will be full of you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

36. Can you teach me how to bag jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, and I like you too ~

37. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

38. "I just want to be a person after meeting you" and "a person"

39. "I want to change my avatar". What kind? "You are like this"

4. I also want to like you, like when I was a child, I never looked at the sweet and sultry earthy love story of the date. 3.

41. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and whales that can breathe fire, but in my dream, there are only you.

42. Children: "Teacher, you killed me. You made me suffer." Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."

43. notice of finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

44. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

45. I want to share a room with you for three meals and four seasons

46. I have never given a discount on loving you, and every day I love you deserves my serious attention.

47. "You are Mihua" Why? "Because I want to hug rice flowers"

48. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?

49. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

5. Do you know what my weakness is? It's your fault.

51. I don't know how to take care of you when it's winter.

52. I don't have a story. I only have this heart that loves you. If you go away, I will be worried. See if I am all yours.

53. I can only call you you from now on, because you are in my heart.

54. Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

55. "People say your face is round, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can it be so right?"

56. "Life belongs to life, ideals belong to ideals, and reality belongs to reality." What are you trying to say? "I want to say, you belong to me"

57. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname …" "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"

58. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "let's get married, marry me"

59. I'm as sure as a gun, all I need is a kiss.

6. "I think I'm selfish", "Where is selfish" and "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance". Sweet and provocative question and answer classic quotations of earthy love stories

Sweet and provocative question and answer classic quotations of earthy love stories

1. Guess what constellation I am. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

2. "I like 7 things." "What?" "the first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you"

3. "people think I'm staying up late" and then what? "Actually, I'm thinking about you"

4. I'm full of you, but I don't say anything. You know what you know, but forget it if you don't know. The love in my mouth is less than one thousandth of my heart.

5. Me Before You, I didn't think about getting married. I didn't think about getting married after meeting you.

6. Don't let me see you or I will like you once I see you.

7. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

8. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons or oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."

9. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit your chest.

1. I thought I would not miss you when I met you before school started.

11. "You know what? We both went too far. ""How? " "you are too beautiful, I am too fascinated"

12. this is watermelon, that is cantaloupe, and you are my little fool.

13. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add you this candy.

14. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you strike a chord with me?"

15. What happened to "I'm so angry with the courier company"? "I haven't sent you yet, so I'm going to take (marry) you after I'm cured."

16. I miss you so much, and I changed three little ladies today.

17. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

18. I will accompany you to walk many long streets and alleys, and I will walk with you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will take you around without being displaced, and I will give you warmth and stability. Sweet and provocative question and answer classic quotations of earthy love stories II

19. My love for you is like a tractor going up a mountain! Vigorous! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom! Ding Ling, boom, boom!

2. I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of my appearance when I am with you.

21. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

22. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato and you" in your ear.

23. what if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Just hold me tight.

24. "Ho, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you never wanes.

25. "How can I solve my worries, only violence …"? Huh? " "... give you a hug"

26. Do you smell something? No. How come the air is so sweet when you come out?

27. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would marry you in a floral dress.

28. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

29. I have a small wish, only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Feiye's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"

3. In the past, my name was General Manager. Because you stole my heart, now I have two TV sets left.

31. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you"

32. "Do you know what time it is?" "Six o'clock." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

33. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi. -a complete collection of earthy love stories provokes boyfriends

34. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting.

35. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

36. Guess where my heart is on the left. Wrong, it's on your side. Sweet and provocative question and answer classic quotations of earthy love stories

37. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, I can see you with my eyes open, and I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you with my eyes closed.

38. How can I put it? When you smile at me, it feels like I'm a mobile phone with only 1% power left. Just as I was shaking to turn it off, you were suddenly connected to the charger.

39. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I'm chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

4. I like eating Illicio Lez so much, just because I like you, which makes no sense.

41. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I did.

42. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What is the title of this song?" Let's get married. "Good"

43. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you all your life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

44. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.

45. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

46. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? "My heart starts to burn when I see you"

47. Why are you hurting me? What did it do to you? I like you.

48. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how can I always miss you idle ~!"

49. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you do."

5. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

51. childhood friends are not you, and seed of love is not you. I only hope that the long-flowing water will be you, the daily necessities will be you, and the white head will be you.

52. For you, I'd like to give up poetry and distance, and live a life of poetry with you from now on.

53. "You are in my mind", huh? "no more, no less, just 86,4 seconds a day"

54. "Do you know what is the most beautiful thing in the world?" What? "You" is sweet and provocative, asking and answering questions about earthy love stories. Chapter 4

55. I love this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, so it's called purple potato for you.

56. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

57. Can you teach me how to bag jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, and I like you too ~

58. "I faint when I see you every day" Why? "I'm fascinated by you"

59. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stop you. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

6. Can you play the guitar? Why did you strike a chord with me?

61. "Tell you a bad news" "What bad news" "My thoughts about you are not simple"

62. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Look again carefully for "really not" and "yes, I have you in my eyes"

63. A girl as good as me will never know who she lost in the future.

64. "Every time I go through the security check, I can't get through." "They say I have a you in my heart."

65. "Do you know why I caught a cold?" "Because you caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

66. "I am a difficult person to get close to" Why? "kiss me if you don't believe me"

67. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I read it, the more I want to sleep.

68. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy"

69. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

7. I want to get something. I'll marry you later. Super-sweet pick up hot chicks earth-flavored love story

Super-sweet pick up hot chicks earth-flavored love story (Part 1)

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