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How to translate the following paragraph from Shanghainese into Mandarin

I am a little sweetheart, little baby, little boy, oh, I had to pinch my teeth yesterday and I gave it to you (to-

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be) What about text messages?

Walled yourself a favor for Sanon?

I know that Nong Ah Si’s increase in amount understands the meaning of the middle amount.

You have to understand the wording, otherwise you will feel sorry for the choice and contradiction in your heart, so I will do it again from Xinning.

Read carefully.