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Riddle text message guessing

SMS Quiz

1. Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Jasmine... no power

2. What thread do orangutans hate the most?

Answer: Parallel lines

3. Which is the worst, elephant skin, tiger skin, or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser

4. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.

5. What is the last name of the pencil?

Answer: Xiao (eliminate pencil)

6. What will the unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice cream

7. Which historical figure is the least flattering?

Answer: Su Wu {grazing by the North Sea (demoted by the sea)}

8. Which number from 1 to 9 is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 is the laziest, 2 is the most diligent. Because if you don’t do one, you won’t stop doing the other.

9. How to make a sparrow quiet?

Answer: No playing mahjong

10. Who ran the fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao (saying that Cao Cao is here)

11. Question: Who is Mitama

Answer: Peanut

12. What does Xiaobai plus Xiaobai equal?

Answer: Little White Rabbit (TWO)

13. Which number from 30 to 50 is worse than a bear’s poop!!

Answer: 40 (Facts are better than Xiong (Bear) Debate

14. What to do if the pig escapes from the pig pen?

Answer: Wang Leehom (bomb in)

15. Second What should I do if I run away for the third time?

Answer: Han Hong (still coaxing)

16. What should I do if I run away for the third time?

Answer: Jae Jae ( Zaizai)

17. A pig said: "Come on!" - hit a food

Answer: chocolate (pig encourages)

18. You hunt What did you say when you hit a famous pig? ——Hit an item. Answer: YEAH, famous pig. 19. Rat. Said to Ye Ye: "I went on a date with the cat yesterday!" - Name a kind of food, 2 words

Answer: potato chips (rat lie)

20. Ye Ye didn't believe it. Lift the mouse up by its clothes - hit a plant, 3 words

Answer: Potato (horse lifts mouse)

21. Potato is going to duel with Baozi. , but there is a river in front of him, and he can't cross it. ——Hit a plant, 3 words

Answer: Snow pea (Hebean pea)

 22. The duel began, and the potato stabbed. Baozi's fatal blow - hit a piece of food, 3 words.

Answer: Bean Paste Bao (doushabao)

23. After you eat the watermelon, you bend down and roar to the earth - guess an animal

Answer: Rabbit (vomit)

24. After you drink, you stand on the side of the road and roar to the earth - guess an animal

Answer: hare (also vomits)

25. You have been roaring for a long time but to no avail - guess an animal

Answer: White Rabbit (white vomit)

26. The gangster roared at the ground for a while - guess an animal Animal

Answer: Rascal Rabbit (Rogue vomits)

27. Bang your head against the wall! --Guess an animal

Answer: Orangutan (star)

28. Hit harder! ! --Guess an animal

Answer: Gorilla (Big Star)

29. Hit harder! ! ! -- Guess an animal

Answer: baboon (waste)

30. The dog lets the cat cook -- Guess an animal

Answer: Panda

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31. The cat didn’t do it – guess an animal

Answer: white bear

32. Finally the dog did – guess an animal

Answer: Bear

33. The snail built another house inside his own house (guess the advertising brand)

Answer: Build within a build

34. The snail built another house inside his own house (guess the advertising brand)

Answer: New building in the middle building

35. The snail built another house inside his own house. One hundred houses (guess the advertising brand)

Answer: Ju Neng Gai