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Tell me some stories with unexpected endings!
One year, a mountaineering club went hiking, and a couple with good feelings were together. When they went to the foot of the mountain to attack the peak, the weather suddenly turned bad, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So I left the woman to watch the camp, but after three days, I didn't see them come back. The woman is a little worried and thinks it may be the weather. Waiting and waiting, on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, except her boyfriend. Everyone told her that her boyfriend died on the first day of Fengfeng! They hurried back seven days ago, thinking that he might come back for her. So everyone formed a circle and put her in the middle. Almost twelve o'clock, her boyfriend suddenly appeared, covered in blood, grabbed her and ran out. His girlfriend screamed with fear and struggled desperately, when her boyfriend told her ... there was a landslide on the first day of the peak! Everyone is dead, but he is still alive ... Who do you believe?
The second story, why are there so many people?
One day, a friend who got off work went back to the dormitory at night and pressed the elevator on the first floor. He wants to go to the sixth floor. Fortunately, the elevator will come soon ... he walked in and there was no one inside. When he walked in, the elevator closed immediately ... Up ... Up ... When he reached the fourth floor, the elevator suddenly opened. There are two people outside poking around, meaning to come in, but I don't know why I didn't come in after reading it. The elevator door closed again. Just as the elevator door was about to close, my friend clearly heard them saying, "How many people!" " "
The third story, no one robbed me.
There is a boy who wants to go home by bus at night, but he doesn't want to leave because he is too late to get to the bus stop, and he is not sure if he has a car. Because his home is far away and remote, he had to wait for the last bus ... wait and wait ... just when he thought there should be no car, he suddenly saw a bus in the distance ... He was happy to stop it. As soon as he got on the bus, he found the last bus very strange. It stands to reason that the last bus is not crowded, because the route is remote, but the bus is full ... there is only one empty seat, and no one on the bus whispers ... He feels a little strange, but he still walks to the only empty seat and sits down. There is a woman sitting next to an empty seat. As soon as he sat down, the woman whispered to him, "You shouldn't take this car." He was afraid, but he didn't know what to do. As a result, the woman said to him, "Never mind, I can help you escape." So she dragged him to open the window and jumped. When they jumped out of the car, he heard the people in the "car" shouting "Let him go" ... When he stood firm, he found them standing on a desolate hillside. He breathed a sigh of relief and quickly thanked the woman. The woman smiled strangely: "Now, no one is robbing me ..."
The fourth story, the dream lover
Ning always has the same dream recently. In the dream, a man said to her, "Come, come to me, I'll wait for you …" Finally, I couldn't help it, so I asked him, "Who are you? How can I find you? " The man said, "Meet me at the platform at the gate of xx Park at noon tomorrow 12. I have a mole here. " The man pointed his finger at his chin. When she woke up, Ning hurried to find her friend and told her everything. She promised to accompany her. At noon 1 1: 55, the two waited at the appointed place, but no one came. It was very hot, so Ning said to his friend, "It's too hot. I'll buy two ice creams across the street, and you wait for me here. " Say that finish, ning will cross the street. Just then, a car rushed over and screamed ... My friend ran to see Ning lying in a pool of blood. When I opened the car door, I was going to take Ning to the hospital, only to find that it was a hearse. There was a man lying in the glass coffin of the car, and there was a mole on the man's chin ... My friend suddenly looked at his watch, and now the time is 12 o'clock sharp. Tanning's breathing has stopped.
The fifth story, mobile phone.
Xiao likes to put his mobile phone on the desk by the window in the office. In the sun, the appearance of metal is vivid and charming. Today is Christmas Eve. At noon, Xiao received many messages of blessing. He read one by one, replied to one from time to time, and then put his mobile phone on the table by the window as usual. Get busy. The voice of the mobile phone rang again. He bent his mouth and shook his head helplessly. Colleagues in the office can't help joking with him. What number of girlfriend texted you again? Where is it? He picked up his cell phone and read it. The day after tomorrow afternoon 10. "What a mess!" Colleagues leaned in. This is not a blessing message. "Maybe the boring people are joking." Xiaosuo smiled and continued to write his file.
At noon the next day, he received another message, which was actually related to the previous one. "10 tomorrow night" Xiao Suo began to get impatient. He called back at that number to see who was fooling around with him. Hello, the number you dialed does not exist ... no way, he confirmed the number of the information number once and dialed it again, but the result was still empty. Maybe there was an error in sending the message. He didn't think deeply and decided to ignore the news.
On the third day, at the same time, the SMS sounded as usual, and Xiao Suo was a little annoyed. Open the mail. God, the words "65438+ 00 o'clock tonight" came into view, and he immediately dialed the number again. Hello, the number you dialed does not exist ... the mechanical voice on the other end of the phone rang again, revealing coolness. It's impossible! Xiaosuo decided to go home from work early today, but the department manager just announced that the customer called and the negotiation time was changed to tomorrow. All the paperwork he is in charge of must be finished tonight, so it seems that he will have to work overtime. Of course, a few short messages can't affect the work. Besides, the boss attaches great importance to this project, and Xiao Suo, the right-hand man in the planning department, is also involved. The best way is to finish the work before 10. After 7 o'clock, the companies in the building went off work one after another, and the office building was quiet. Xiao asked for a lunch, ate a few mouthfuls in a hurry and buried himself in his work. At half past eight, all his colleagues left, and he was the only one. He doesn't care about anything, he plays hard in front of the computer until the voice of the mobile phone rings again. It's a short message! He felt a chill in his heart. Looking back, fortunately, it was not 10, but 9 o'clock. He breathed a sigh of relief and turned on his cell phone. "One hour", that strange number again! Oh, my God, who is it? Xiao Suo couldn't help thinking of everyone around him. No clue. Forget it, don't continue to work. It is better to leave early and turn off the phone directly. Xiaosuo finally finished writing the copy. He left the hellish building in a hurry, lit a cigarette, calmed down and crossed a road. When he walked to the center, his cell phone suddenly rang, and it was a scream. Oh, my God! Isn't it already turned off? Xiao Suo paused, immediately stopped to look for the damn mobile phone, the night sky flashed a sharp brake sound, and the mobile phone with metal appearance drew a circle in the air and landed in a pool of blood. Once stopped at 10 forever.
Ps: The text message from a strange number may be a reminder message! Hey, hey. ...
The sixth story, ponytail girl
When I was in the country, I came home from work at midnight.
On the side of the road, I saw a girl with a ponytail squatting and crying at the wall.
Go up to her and ask her why she is crying. If someone bullies you,
Answered that there was a car accident at home,
Then tell her not to be too sad, send her home,
She said no, because you would be afraid to see her,
You said it's okay. Get up, I'll take you home.
Then she stood up and turned to face you,
What you see is a ponytail ...
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