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I received a text message yesterday and I couldn’t figure it out. Please help me, a netizen! ! !

(Wind) car has no wheels, (Rain) beads (Hymonic pig) have no mouth, (bald) donkey has no hair (noon) (Hymonic house) has no door, (Tung) tree (Hymonic book) There are no words, (heart) flowers have no leaves

The heart of the paulownia tree is bare in the wind and rain - harmony - the same heart in the wind and rain

The above is the correct explanation, the following is the wrong explanation, just laugh it off, no need A closer look

Explanation 1: Beg Zhu to help me Zhaoxue

In the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang was a corrupt official and it was difficult for people to get a fair trial if they had grievances. There was a poor scholar who failed to pass the exam for three years and his family fields were He had nowhere to redress his grievances and it was impossible for him to file a complaint. Finally, he thought of a way to let the Grand Master know his grievances. He came up with such a riddle for others to guess, because it was difficult to spread throughout the world quickly. It was passed to the hands of the Grand Master. After reading it, the Master summoned him and asked, "What are your grievances?" He told all his grievances. Corrupt officials were beheaded, but they still didn't understand how the scholar sued. Later, the fans revealed that all the secrets were in that poem.

What car has no wheels? : In ancient times, farmers plowed the fields, and what was pulled behind the ox was called a plow. The plow was used to open up wasteland. At that time, people called "qidi" to open up wasteland, so "qi", "tong" and "begging" represent begging. Meaning

What pig has no mouth? : This naturally represents the Grand Master himself, and the pig represents the word Zhu. It is said that the Grand Master rarely expresses condolences on state affairs, as if he has no mouth.

What kind of donkey has no hair? : It also represents the Taishu himself. The Taishu used to be a monk. He made friends with virtuous people and had the world at heart. Comparing this sentence with the sentence above shows that the Taishu should be in charge of state affairs. Therefore, the word represented by this sentence is The word 'Wei' means that the Grand Master should do something.

Hewuwumen: The word "house" is connected with the word "wu", which represents the scholar himself.

Heshu has no words: The ancient imperial edicts were all read by eunuchs, and the eunuchs did not know the words at all. , therefore, the edict was conveyed orally, so the word represented by this sentence is 'Zhao'

He Hua Wu Ye: This is very simple, everyone will think of it, it is snowflake, this sentence It represents the word "snow"

So, the whole sentence together is "begging for Zhu to show me the snow"

The most learned people in the world should be scholars, so that everyone in the future will do this. In admiration.

Answer 2: I have loved you for ten thousand years

What car has no wheels: My (my) car has no wheels. My car didn't have wheels to begin with, so I had the wheels removed, but I didn't have the money to buy new wheels, so I had to put them in the warehouse. He Zhu has no mouth: Dwarf (love) bamboo has no mouth. Dwarf bamboo is what we call asparagus bamboo. It's just a plant, where does the mouth come from?

He donkey has no hair: Mud (you) donkey has no hair. Everyone knows.

What house has no door: Ant (1) The house has no door. The ant's home is a hole with no door.

He Shu has no words: Wan (ten thousand) trees have no words. How many trees have no words on them? What flower has no leaves: The year (year) painting has no leaves. It's just a New Year picture and has nothing to do with leaves. So the answer is: I love you for ten thousand years

Explanation 3: I wish you promotion and wealth

It means walking like a cart without wheels, walking like a cart and walking away, walking is homonymous with wish;

The original meaning of Hai refers to a pig, and the word shape has no mouth. It can be said that the pig has no mouth. Hai is an earthly branch. It can be combined with the heavenly stems to record the year. The year is homophonic with you, and Hai ranks twelve among the earthly branches. Twelve is the same as you. Homophone, it means you;

Bald donkey has no hair, bald donkey can refer to monk, monk means monk, monk means sheng;

The thousand-year house has no door, and the thousand-year house is the coffin. , coffin and official are homophonic;

The celestial book has no words, and the celestial book can be understood as a book written by the emperor, that is, an imperial edict, which is equivalent to "law", and the word "fa" and "fa" are homophonic;

The celestial book has no words. Ye, Miaobishenghua refers to a person's literary talent, that is, talent, which is a homonym for wealth. Therefore, it can be combined into one sentence: I wish you promotion and fortune.

Explanation 4

"The wind chases the earth, and the sky snows"

Explanation: The "wind" car has no wheels

This "drives" No mouth

"Tu" (bald) donkey has no hair

"Lian" can have no door in the middle of the house

"Heaven" book has no words

"Snow" flowers have no leaves

Explanation 5: You turtle bastard

A mud (you) car has no wheels, a mud car, I want to grow up by the sea, People should have seen it. People use their feet to board this sliding car on the beach.

Black bamboo (pig) has no mouth, black bamboo, a kind of bamboo

Si (turtle) Aluminum (donkey) is hairless. Silicon aluminum, an alloy. Silicon-aluminum alloy is a strong composite agent deoxidizer. Adding silicon-aluminum alloy during the smelting process of steel can reduce impurities in the steel and improve the quality of the steel. Silicon-aluminum alloy can also be used to produce aerospace vehicles and automobile parts, which can greatly increase the service life of parts.

Wangwushan has no door. Have you heard of Wangwushan? It doesn’t matter if you haven’t. You’d be an idiot if you haven’t heard of Yu Old Man Moved Mountains. One of the mountains Yu Old Man moved was Wangwu Mountain. Wangwu Mountain should have no gate

Eight vertical columns (book) has no word. Can you form a word with only eight vertical columns? I can't find it in the dictionary, they all say there is no word for it.

Egg drops have no leaves, what kind of tomato and egg drop soup, mustard egg drop soup

Explanation 6: Elephant-footed bald idiot

What kind of car has no wheels "elephant" The rook in chess has no wheels

The pig has no mouth. The "pawn" in chess has no mouth

The donkey has no hair. The "bald" donkey has no hair

The house has no door. The "roof" of the house has no door

What book has no words? "White" book has no words

What flower has no leaves? Flower "Crazy" has no leaves