Classic funny confession

Love doesn't need time, it needs intimacy, romance doesn't need forever, it needs warmth, happiness doesn't need to be long, it needs to be full, true love doesn't need a lifetime, it needs deep affection, and it doesn't need to be taken care of, and true love will accompany you forever. The following are the classic funny quotations about confession collected by Xiaobian for everyone. Welcome to read them.

classic quotations of expressing funny feelings

classic quotations of expressing funny feelings

1. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn for you, happiness can only be counted if you give me the world.

2. My eyes look at yours affectionately. They are as blue as the sea, so pure that you can't knead a small grain of sand.

3. I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, bananas in the evening, garlic from Shandong and peppers from Sichuan.

4. It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

5. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you are the only lover forever! I have learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

6. Although it is predestined relationship, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and through the efforts in this life, I can make up for the affection in the afterlife.

7. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything loses its flavor. I am your sun in winter, your popsicle in summer, and your umbrella on cloudy days.

8. If I really tell my inner guilt, I'm afraid you think I'm worthless, but if I don't tell it, I think I'm worthless.

9. Over the years, I have been looking for the ideal love, but no one can touch me at the initial moment like you, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

1. I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Funny confession sentence. Can you forgive me? Honey.

11. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, I just want you to be happy, I'm sorry!

12. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional station, I hope you are the first visitor and the forever master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

13. People say that you love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give me back and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

14. There are your favorite colors in the sky, and in reality there are your best matching roles. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful!

15. Meeting you and me is a kind of fate, and we cherish this hard-won affection for each other. I hope I can accompany you all my life on the road in the future.

16. Looking back on the days when we were together, I can't help but feel a twinge of heartache. Didn't we agree not to part? How could you have the heart to leave me like this?

17. It is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, and what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

18. The greatest luck in my life is knowing you, but the greatest misfortune is that I can't have you. Maybe you will meet the person you love deeply, but you won't meet the second person who loves you as much as I do.

19. Love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us love, love makes us care, and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!

2. A gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It's an eternal heart for sentient beings, an eternal heart for those who are waiting, and I'm willing to give a blessing heart to my dearest person!

Classic Quotations 2

1. The poor are ugly, with a primary school education and rural hukou, three poor houses and an acre of fertile land, and a wife who has a cold pot and a hot stove. Today, I am looking for a girlfriend by SMS, and the revolutionary road is hand in hand. I dare to ask if I will!

2. Smile! Smile Mimi! Laugh your teeth off the floor! Have a sweet dream tonight, in which I smile at you!

3. I told myself not to get emotional again, but just hearing your voice, I fell deeply in love with you. I'm finished.

4. There are many women around me, all of whom are elder sisters-in-law. Occasionally, there is an exception, which is also a bad date. Looking at the ends of the earth, where is my grass?

5. Family cares about you, love nourishes you, God of Wealth cares for you, friends are loyal to you, and lucky stars shine on you forever. Take good care of yourself and sneeze occasionally, which means I miss you.

6. If you don't seek glamorous love, you may not be happy behind it. Do not seek rich and luxurious love, which makes people so unreliable. Just seek the true combination of heart and heart, abandon material desires, love and love really set each other off, and live an ordinary life.

7. I will accompany you as far as the world is, and I will love you as long as the time is. Even if the end of the world comes, I will not look back. Let love stay in your heart forever, occupy your left and right, and wait for you.

8. Black face is Bao Gong, and black dress is aristocrat. Talk in the dark night, and fall in love in the dark. Black people embrace each other without seeing each other, and black people have lovers. I wish all lovers will be well, and may all the dark plots have their love.

9. Love doesn't need time, it needs intimacy, romance doesn't need forever, it needs warmth, happiness doesn't need a long time, it needs to be enjoyed, true love doesn't need a lifetime, it needs deep affection, it doesn't need to be taken care of, and true love will accompany you forever.

1. I want to be your left hand, not your right hand, because I wipe your sweat when you are tired; I'm afraid that when you write, your hands will tremble with my heart!

11. Greeting cards express my heart and the Internet conveys my feelings; Southeast and northwest meet, and there are bosom friends thousands of miles away.

12. What do you suggest? I miss you so much that I don't turn on the light in the dark. Garlic is regarded as onion, and I can't tell the difference between the east and the west. I forgot to use my pedal when riding a bike, and even threw away the piece I picked up.

13. I'm so happy to meet you just now. I guess your heart left and right. A star that will never change its mind and will accompany you to see the stars at the age of 18.

14. When a wife gets angry, a man has to hide; As soon as the wife gets angry, the man quietly; As soon as the wife gains weight, the man slips; As soon as the wife gets rich, the man will step down.

15. I miss you so much that I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and ate all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

16. The hottest topic of the year is the love between Feng Zhi and Zhi, the most popular novel is Travel Style, and the most popular TV series is Palace. So what is the most popular sentence between me and you, you know, that is, I love you!

17. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you a choice: A, miss you B, miss you C, miss you D, miss you E, all of the above.

18. Spring has arrived, birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. Dear, what are we waiting for?

19. I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I would cut off the electricity. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my major!

2. Ask Cupid to express his love, for fear that you will be afraid of pain when he shoots an arrow. Ask Yue Lao, for fear that his red line will tie you up uncomfortably. Ask God, for fear that the huge momentum will scare you. Let me express myself,' I love you'.