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It is easy to anger Sagittarius.

1, I can't say you, but I like you.

Do you want me to apologize or confess?

I just like you, I mean no harm.

Wait for me, wash your hair before I love you.

If you bother me, if you bother me again, you will marry me.

6, you are still young, I can't bear to fall in love with you.

7. Do you want to sleep with me?

8. Leave the miracle to others. I have you.

9. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

10 I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

1 1. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

12. Snowflakes are coming, but my heart is still empty. Will you come?

13, nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

14, what I want is very simple, time is still there, you are still there.

No matter where I meet you, I will like you.

16, whether you care about me or not, I will still care about you.

17. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

18, take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

19, I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?

20. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.

2 1, please walk out of my dream, or never leave.

Sagittarius boys talk about special phrases in space.

1, that humble and silent love, a wrong beginning, in fact, the ending has long been doomed.

2. Every girl is an angel without tears, just because she is in love with you. Break your wings and stay on earth. Don't hurt your angel. Because she has no wings to return to heaven.

3. Where were you in your last life? Why did I meet you so late in my life? Perhaps, it is the red line of previous lives that shortened the unknown love and failed to live up to the Covenant, so this life punishes each other to round the dream of previous lives. ...

You are the sun in my heart every day. A smile and a word from you can make my day happy. I am warm with you on the iceberg!

5. You said I was your baby and you loved me. You won't allow our feelings to sink like this.

Thank you for accompanying me when I need it. Thank you for containing everything about me and staying in my world.

7. Your gentleness can't replace waiting. What I want is not temporary happiness, but permanent happiness.

8, a peach blossom, a pot of sake, a promised city, for life. Love is the most beautiful and beautiful word, not the loneliness and warmth of two people. I don't want my love to stick to dust. I want to record our little life from today, and we will share happiness and unhappiness. It's good to have you around. ...

9. delete all unnecessary things, be calm as water, and have no entanglements and distractions! About me, ruthless calm

10, why? Why can't I feel what you are thinking? Are you tired of me?

1 1, after leaving, I feel very happy and unconstrained. This is the person I want!

12, it is said that the university is a bridge leading to the society, but I didn't cross the bridge after paying the toll until one day the bridge was banned, so I had to swim exhausted and hurt all over.

13, we probably can't be as irreplaceable as before, and we can't love as hard as before until we all cry.

14, desperate not to let the people around you feel sad, only to find that it was yourself who was injured.

15, I wandered outside alone for 2 months, but no one came to accompany me. Once she didn't love me anymore, now I'm alone, a world of people, sick and lonely; Bored, a person hiding; Pain, one person to block.

16, you don't know love but you know hurt. Why do I still miss you? Is it really caused by meanness? Who will pay for my lost heart?

17, a sentence "I love you" can be together, but a simple reason for separation is separation.

18, whenever I can't hold on, you will give me a warm word.

19, you were injured, and then you pulled me to the edge of your wound, and then I realized your pain. Why are you doing this to me? I use my love as a reason to hurt me.

20. You and I both have an inner corner. I can't get in, and neither can you; Memories are always so melancholy.

2 1, I am willing to trade my life's peach blossom for a right person.

22. At this moment, my heart is so cold. Because you really don't care.

Today's weather is fine, but my mood is not good at all, because I fell in love with someone I shouldn't love, but she cried mercilessly. "I just think you are my good friend", and good friends make my heart bleed! Is it true that the fallen leaves are intentional and the running water is ruthless?

I once said that I would leave at the right time. I couldn't do it at first, but now I have.

25. There will always be a time in my life when I will forget myself for someone, asking for no company, no ownership or even that you like me. Meeting you in this most beautiful year is my happiness in this life. ...

I always thought that as long as I hid, no beautiful woman would recognize me as a handsome guy, but I was wrong. A calm person like me is like a firefly in the night and a beetle in the field. Is so bright, so outstanding. Especially my melancholy eyes and messy hair style. With this bag of Mayday Red Dragon in his mouth. The half piece of Wangwang Snow Cake that exposed the trouser pocket betrayed me deeply.

I find that whenever I am bored and anxious, I always like to come here and listen to the background music of my diary. ...

28. What's wrong with me? At first, I felt strange to myself, and what I thought always went against my words. We agreed not to love each other, but I betrayed myself.

A sentence that particularly annoys boys.

1. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

I want you to read the first three words of this article.

Forget him, I stole an electric car to support you.

Ordinary people, you don't want to taste the taste of immortals.

Kiss me if you don't understand anything.

I don't want you to think about it at all.

7. Guess what my blood type is. You are my ideal type.

Please watch your mouth, I will kiss it at any time.

9. Secretly ask the holy monk if his daughter is beautiful.

10. Everything is cloudy and pale, only you shine.

1 1. You have never been in my eyes, because you have always been in my heart.

12. Nothing will last forever, but I will stay with you for a long time.

13. I think you should be very busy recently, so just read the first three words.

14. I have super powers, don't I? I like you very much.

15. I don't like this world, I only like you.

16. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

17. Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, and you won't get lost.

18. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and ready to support me in the future.

19. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

20. My dog likes you. Let me do it.

2 1. What's your birthday? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?

22. I'm not talkative, I just waited for you for too long.

23. I really like everyone.

24. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

25. It's getting colder and colder in the morning and evening recently, so you need to hide in your arms.

26. The night gave me black eyes, but I only used them to see you.

27. Give you a magic trick. What makes you like you so much?

28. I like you. Do you want to consider liking me?

29. My bed collapsed. Can I sleep at your house?

30. What do you belong to? you belong to me

3 1. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

32. Looking up, I found it was moonlight. Lower your head and kiss me.

If I have nothing to do, I don't like you very much.

34. There are 100 sweet ways, eating sugar and cake, thinking of you 98 times! !

35. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are spent thinking about you.

You are so cute that I won't return the wind to my arms.

37.what do you belong to? you belong to me

38. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

Aquarius's favorite sentence

What Aquarius said in the quarrel is 90% false. Aquarius likes to keep his mouth shut and tell you to go away. Actually, I want you to keep coaxing. When she was angry, she ran away in anger. In fact, she really wants you to follow her. If she doesn't see anyone, she will be disappointed. Therefore, Aquarius is angry. You must be right to coax her repeatedly!

Aquarius's favorite sentence

First, Aquarius looks like a playboy, but in fact it is very single-minded; Seemingly strong, but actually very fragile; Seemingly happy, but who can understand the sadness after smiling? Aquarius is actually very easy to understand, with hip-hop on the surface and delicate heart; Very sensitive, afraid of loneliness; Very sad, like to record my feelings in words; Aquarius is very contradictory, always hovering between giving up and persisting. If you know Aquarius and like Aquarius, please cherish it.

Secondly, for Aquarius, love is not the whole of life. The rich pursuit in life keeps Aquarius busy exploring, and also makes Aquarius glow with rare brilliance in other constellations. Aquarius believes that if single is a kind of freedom, and freedom represents happiness, then single is happiness; If being single is a kind of loneliness and loneliness represents beauty, then being single is beauty.

Third, Aquarius is basically a three-laziness policy for people who don't like it: too lazy to talk, too lazy to talk, and too lazy to contact. He is an absolutely sincere child. He doesn't like it at all, but he will still perfunctory others and say that he doesn't want anyone to delay. I want to take care of each other's face. I don't know how to refuse each other, but I will never accept it. I especially hope that the other party can see the details of their own practices and ignore themselves!

Fourth, Aquarius will become particularly considerate when falling in love! Although I like freedom, I don't like bottles tied together when I am single. Once I am in love, I will immediately make a big change of 180 degrees. Aquarius in love will show a completely different state from usual, become very restrained and take care of people. The rare maternal face is undoubtedly revealed at this moment. Being with Aquarius is undoubtedly the happiest in the world!

In fact, Aquarius is very tired, but he is used to pretending to be strong. He is used to facing everything alone. Aquarius doesn't know what he wants. Sometimes the water bottle can talk happily with everyone, or talk impudently, but no one knows that this is just a disguise, a deliberate disguise; Aquarius can make you happy, but you can't find the source of happiness, you just giggle.

6. Aquarius is most afraid of other people's promises, and is most afraid of hearing those promises or decisions, because Aquarius says it doesn't believe, but it is firmly in mind. Once it can't be realized, it will be particularly hurt. Aquarius is a very defensive but trusting fool, so he is always hurt.

Seven, the water bottle wants me to pick you up, not me to pick you up, okay? Aquarius wants to go to the movies, not to the movies; Aquarius wants to buy, not think; Aquarius wants to marry me, not me. Don't keep asking questions, respect and care are not here, remember, what you have to do is to answer the water bottle!

Eight, many times the bottle will show that it has nothing to do with others. They need freedom. So it is wrapped in indifference and covered with unruly. Therefore, I missed many people I loved in my life, because those people didn't know the love of the bottle at all, or even though they loved the bottle, they still dared not love it. This is the sadness of the bottle, the pride of the bottle and the happiness of the bottle.

Nine, Aquarius Aquarius people-angry little things will soon be forgotten, no grudges. Aquarius Aquarius people-others will keep their kindness in mind, and their kindness will repay them. Aquarius people are not good at expressing their feelings, so they often use silence instead of expression. Aquarius people can't accept the distrust, betrayal and betrayal of their friends. Aquarius Aquarius people-now life is very confused, can not find an exit, but firm and full of hope for the future.

Ten, Aquarius Aquarius pays great attention to the first feeling and first impression. Almost in do or die. It is difficult for Aquarius to like what he doesn't like at first sight, and it is impossible to be moved by people who didn't feel it at first. The water bottle has no feelings for the other person, even if the other person dies in front of him, it is useless, and there is some heart of stone. People who close their eyes are often clean and refreshing. Aquarius hates someone and will never answer them unjustly.

XI。 The truth of Aquarius love Some bottles like to pursue the ninja policy first in love. For some of your behaviors, even if you are unhappy, you will smile, which is easy to misunderstand, thinking that this relationship is smooth, calm and happy. However, he will definitely pick a day of concentrated outbreak, then come clean about all the so-called grievances in his heart, put on a look of despair for you, and then run for his life.

12. Aquarius people are usually a little neurotic, hysterical, blame themselves too much, and nervous, which leads to headaches, insomnia and other diseases. Lying in bed, Aquarius suddenly remembered that there was still one piece of clothes to wash, so he got up and went to wash. Lying will remind me that the things in the cupboard haven't been tidied up, get up and tidy up, take a closer look at the room, and remember that the flowers on the balcony need to be trimmed, so the night passed. There is wood ~

Thirteen, Aquarius Aquarius is easy to believe that others are also easy to be deceived. I care about my friends and relatives, and I am often too lazy to contact, so I am too lazy to walk around. Either it is very quiet and reserved, or it makes people feel very 2B when they are excited. I like to laugh happily, but I don't know why I am happy many times. Either a neat freak or an environmental destroyer. You are either super diligent or a little lazy. I am such a contradictory baby, little freak ~

Fourteen, Aquarius does not like intrigue, does not like being calculated, and does not like fake friendship; Aquarius likes simple people, simple things, silly, laughing every day; Aquarius knows who really likes TA and who just looks at ta; Aquarius Aquarius is not as smart as others think, but Aquarius can understand many things, just don't want to say it. TA didn't say anything, just because TA didn't want to be embarrassed.

Fifteen, Aquarius Aquarius is never artificial, and is used to facing the world with its own true colors. Aquarius doesn't pretend to be a lady, and rarely acts like a spoiled brat, but if you get along well with her, you will find that she is very cute when she is angry. She will never be liked by boys like other girls, but she will never change herself for it. Because what is presented to you is always the most authentic Aquarius.

Aquarius Aquarius people are afraid of loneliness and want to rely on others. But I have never really relied on it, because I am used to independence and loneliness. Aquarius people are always willful and childish, even if they are wrong, they will be stubborn next time. Aquarius people recognize all people and things by feeling. Aquarius people are timid and afraid of failure, but they are all strong. Aquarius people seem strong, but they are easily hurt inside.

17. Aquarius love is extreme. She is not afraid to suffer with you, not afraid that you will not give her delicious food, not afraid that you will quarrel with her or even fight. She was afraid that what she believed would suddenly become false. She is afraid that others will look at her love and laugh at her as a fool.

Eighteen, Aquarius, it's not easy. Aquarius can give everything for friends, but rarely get anything in return. Emotionally, Aquarius is stupid and naive. It always trusts, understands and tolerates each other again and again. In the end, it will be the worst. Aquarius is always too affectionate, sincere and single-minded, so please cherish Aquarius around you.

Nineteen, some people say that the water bottle is unfeeling, that is, you don't know that the next second of Ta's unfeeling is heartbreaking; Some people say that Aquarius doesn't want to trust people because you don't know how much Aquarius hates lies. Aquarius is eloquent, but when misunderstood by others, it doesn't like to explain. Don't ask why, it just doesn't like to explain. Aquarius is a contradiction composed of extremes, self-confidence and inferiority, enthusiasm and coldness.

Aquarius always looks carefree and heartless in front of people. I don't want others to see my sadness, so I feel unsafe and always cry secretly where no one is around. Forget it. Keep it in your heart. You don't have to be embarrassed to confess and then be rejected, and you won't fall in love and get along. This is good, no one will see it, and it will not be too humiliating. You can keep up with fashion. Isn't it?

Twenty-one, Aquarius occasionally speaks directly, without going through the brain. Keep silent and ignore anyone. Aquarius love is so crazy that you forget to breathe. When you feel cold, the other person's presence can be ignored. Aquarius can go to kindergarten when it is naive, and can rival philosophers when it is deep. Aquarius can smash the sky when it is crazy, and disappear into the air when it is quiet. Aquarius should be the most contradictory, extreme and individual of the twelve constellations.

22. Aquarius is always willful and naive in private, even if it is wrong, it will be stubborn next time; Aquarius will stick to what he has decided to do, and he will do his best as long as he wants to do it; Aquarius is actually very cheerful. When you are unhappy, you will hide yourself and just want to be more independent and stronger. They are not good at expressing their feelings, so they often use silence instead of expression; If you are an Aquarius, remember to be happy.

Twenty-three, you haven't seen the tears in the water bottle, because he never cries in front of people unless you really take their hearts away. You will feel easy-going with Aquarius, because he will tolerate everything about you. What Aquarius really likes will be so persistent that people are afraid. Aquarius people will not give up the world, but will give up themselves to help others. They know how to forgive and understand.

When Aquarius complains, don't give a solution, just follow her. A water bottle girl said: Traffic jam is really annoying! Why not go the other way? Wrong. I told you we should leave early! All wet. I'll drive next time. Very wrong. Yeah, it's annoying. That's right. Yes, it is annoying. Let's go to eat delicious food later! A pair of big ones. Yeah, it's annoying. We'll eat delicious food later and buy you clothes. That's right!

25. Aquarius has obsessive-compulsive disorder, especially pictures. Have a serious love cleanliness, it is difficult to develop if you feel wrong at first sight, and the ideal type you like has a fixed type. If you are angry and don't admit it, you have to say that you are not angry. But when you talk, you like to ignore it. Self-confidence is not that strong. I believe in intuition, and I can be said to be a person who follows my feelings. It is easy to say hello to strangers. However, in order to become friends, the timer starts counting from half a year.

26. Aquarius, few people understand them, but many people understand them. Aquarius is always the best person to act as a guardian angel. Because most people see their smiles, Aquarius has a bright smile, which can hide all smiles. Aquarius has always been regarded as a child, and has always been regarded as an innocent child who doesn't understand sadness. Aquarius is always eager to get more comfort and care from others. .

Aquarius Aquarius likes to think too much and often daydream. I know I think too much, but I can't help it. Occasionally deliberately let yourself fantasize about every detail. If you are disturbed, you will fantasize again. Whew, Aquarius is so tired, it's all self-inflicted.

Aquarius and strangers can greet each other easily. However, in order to become friends, the timer starts counting from half a year. Talking to people you know is simple. Dare to say anything. Nothing subtle. The ability to find fault is absolutely unparalleled. But when you are outside, you will never let your friends lose face or suffer.

Twenty-nine, Aquarius Aquarius will sometimes spoil her lover. Even an Aquarius girl will spoil her lover like a boy, and some of her lover's requirements will be met as much as possible, even if it is a bit excessive. After doing something for lovers, they will ask themselves: am I too good to TA? But the next time I meet the same situation, I will still do that, spoil my lover and do everything I can for him.

Thirty-one, Aquarius is easy to go to extremes. It may have the purest heart and the most ideal love, or it may become completely indifferent. Don't let the water bottle down, or you will lose it irretrievably. However, once Aquarius truly discovers his love, Aquarius will unreservedly give all his wisdom, sincerity and everything to the people he loves.

Thirty-two, if the person who cares deliberately alienates or turns a blind eye to the water bottle, the water bottle will go crazy, start thinking about what he did wrong, say something wrong, and then pull down his face and take the initiative to please the temptation. Not much. If you hit the wall twice, Aquarius will have self-knowledge, and won't think about why, and don't want to know. I will think in my mind that the other person hates himself and doesn't want to see himself. Absolutely quiet after understanding.

Thirty-three, Aquarius Aquarius is easy to think, suspicious, extremely sensitive, jealous, and most likely to be jealous. Hot and cold, far and near. Aquarius is a man's show, persistent and unpredictable. Aquarius is insecure, possessive and controlling. Self-pity, n-heavy personality, severe schizophrenia, extra-large neuropathy.

Thirty-four, Aquarius Aquarius's temper is sometimes like a child, but at the critical moment he is more mature than many constellations; Aquarius is naturally forgetful and cheerful, but there will always be loneliness in his heart that others can't touch. Even if Aquarius is extremely sad, you can still see him smiling and doing things enthusiastically. Aquarius longs for freedom, but often many burdens fall on Aquarius's shoulders, and Aquarius plays a heavier role than many people.

Thirty-five, one of the characteristics of the water bottle: people are unpredictable, I don't know if it is really cheerful or disguised cheerful. One second you cry, the next you laugh. The second characteristic of Aquarius: forgetfulness. Aquarius's anger will soon be forgotten. As long as you don't touch the bottom line of TA, everything is a past tense and will be forgotten and disappeared. Are you like this?

Aquarius has always been famous for its calmness and rationality in treating love. They won't fall in love with someone casually, but there must be many reasons to abandon someone. If you want to ask him the reason, you will find it difficult. It is ok to fall in love with Aquarius, but it depends on whether you can hold his heart forever.

Thirty-seven, Aquarius, a person with dual personality, a cheerful and happy water bottle in front of the whole world, sad alone on a lonely night. I think everyone who has touched water bottles knows that they are very good at creating atmosphere. As long as there are water bottles, they will never lack happiness. This is Aquarius: self-confidence, optimism, frankness and melancholy.

Aquarius is easily influenced by other people's emotions. If one day a good friend is unhappy, the bottle will find out, and the bottle will ask the reason very anxiously. If it hits the wall, the bottle will struggle for a long time and feel if it has done something wrong. Aquarius is such a tangled person. Don't hurt him.