People say they are in love with me. How to answer humorously?

If others say they like you, you can reply humorously: 1, I'm not RMB, so what's there to like? Coincidentally, I like myself more and more. You can tell him directly, but unfortunately I won't call you, or you can tell him in a joking way. You can just readily agree and say, "All right." "yes." "I do." Wait a minute. You can also respond with a joke: "Guess." "I don't believe it." "Really?" "What a coincidence, I like myself, too." Wait a minute. If the other person confesses to you, whether you are a boy or a girl, don't respond, and run away without talking, which will get the other person into trouble, unknown so. If the person who confesses to you is someone you don't like, make it clear to the other person that I don't like you, or that we are not suitable. Be humorous, tell the other person your shortcomings, hint that the other person will give up on you, and comfort the other person that you can still be friends if you can't be lovers. If the other person is the person you like, you can just say to the other person, what a coincidence, I like you or something. Laughing without answering, silently accepting, giving me some time and making friends first is actually the most clear and embarrassing response. When the other party confesses to you, you don't know how to face it and how to reply, so you say to the other party: I don't know how to reply to you for the time being, and I will reply to you via WeChat or SMS later. If you have been waiting for your partner's confession for a long time, don't make a fuss. Cherish this moment and say enthusiastically: I am willing to hold my son's hand and grow old with him. "It's very kind of you, but we are not suitable." "In fact, I have always regarded you as my brother." "I don't think about feelings yet." "Don't say this yet." It's all euphemisms. Refuse words. If someone really loves you and you love him (her), reply to show that you love him (her): "I have waited for countless moments and finally waited for this moment, and I love you too!" " (then hug each other forward) "; Loving you is like the change of these four seasons, I can't stop it, but it's natural, so it goes back and forth. I thought my spring would not come, and I could only miss your summer, autumn and winter alone. Now I listen to you. If I win the four seasons, I love you too. "I thought you were the earliest subway I couldn't catch every day, but now I think the earliest subway every day is not as good as my love for you." ""I finally don't have to eat dog food! " "Your life has arrived by express delivery. Please help yourself later and don't refund. "2. If the other person really loves you, but you don't:" It's my great honor to get your favor, but unfortunately, I suddenly want to sing a song to cross the river. " "There is a princess in my heart, and I have to go to pick her up. Excuse me! You wait, your prince charming is here! "3. If the other person just teases you:" What a coincidence, I love myself more and more "; I'm not RMB, so what's there to love? "The old man has seen through the world of mortals, and the benefactor should not embarrass the poor monk"; Dog food is delicious and I want to eat it for a few more years. How can people say they are in love with me? 3 1. It can be said that it is better to hate it than to like it! You have a good eye, and I like myself. 3. I am not RMB. What do I like? 4. I like myself, too, and I wake up by myself every day. Thank you for your liking, and I like myself very much. 6, hold on, can only secretly love. 7. Stop it, big brother. 8. Really? I think it should be. 9. I like you better than yesterday, slightly better than the Ming Dynasty. 10, I am very happy, at least I can be proud in the future. After all, some people have been attracted by my charm, before and now.