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If you work overtime and go home at night, you will have food.
1. Only by being independent can you live freely, and the basic fantasy of having a hot meal at home can only be realized by yourself and your mother.
2. I will be myself in the next life, and I will be overbearing and rich.
3. Ordinary happiness. Go home and have a hot meal. Even if the parents-in-law went out to eat, they cooked the food for us.
4. Every time I go home, my parents always meet me from a distance, calling warmly and coming to take over the package. Neighbors on the road also greeted them kindly, and parents had a short talk. After "Damaoling", we arrive at "Candle Pond", which is a three-acre-square pond with a natural spring in the middle for two water tankers to drive water. The spring water is clear and sweet and will not be exhausted all year round. Later, led by his father, the villagers built a well with flaky cement to supply the domestic water for the whole village. Every year when the New Year bell rings, my father will pick the "head to carry water". It is said that grabbing the "head to carry water" will bring good luck in one year.
5. After that, Dad is talking about the opposite "model". That is my mother's "female type". Speaking of my mother, I want to tell you quietly: "My mother doesn't eat fat, but often eats lean meat and vegetables!" The skin is still white, haha! What a lady! Take the way she eats, for example, with a small bowl, open a small cherry mouth, gently feed the rice into her mouth, and chew it lightly for fear that the rice will hurt if it is too hard. But I ate fairly fast, and I finished it in a few minutes. If my mother had been born 2 years earlier, she would have been a real lady.
6. I have a habit since I was a child, that is, I always eat nothing when I eat. A friend and I each ordered a fried rice with sour beans. My friend had a small appetite and was full after eating only half, but I ate until the plate was bare. When checking out, the boss looked at his friend's plate at the dinner table and said, "Your fried rice with sour beans is five yuan." Then he looked at my plate, frowned and asked, "What did you eat?"
7. As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely again!
8. I'm waiting for you to go home, and I'll treat you well.
1. The starting point is the ticket to go home, and the end point is the smile of my loved ones, the snow and the wind are all the way, and the warmth is fluttering. All the children in the world go home well, and they are worried about their hearts, happy wishes come together, happy smiles around the house, happy Spring Festival and a happy life ahead of schedule. I wish you a smooth journey! I wish you a happy home!
11. Eat well, live a good life, fireworks, ups and downs.
12. Late-night dinner hides human love.
13. When I was a child, I always gave my parents a high price when I bought something outside, but now I always give my parents a very low price when I buy something home.
14. The triangle black forest is cost-effective, sweet but not greasy; Talami Sue is put in a small cup. Although the amount is a little less, it tastes better. Green tea cake is fresh and sweet, and its lips and teeth are fragrant; The floss bread is soft and delicious, and there are more floss.
15. I want to go home again. I just feel at home. I feel wronged. At least I have a hot meal when I get home from work.
16. You are flying freely in the sky, spicy wing root.
17. I have eaten too many snacks recently and haven't had a good meal. I can eat delicious food when I go home tomorrow.
18. Simple happiness is that someone picks you up from work every day, you have a hot meal when you get home, and a small cotton-padded jacket to bring you water to soak your feet.
19. Health is precious, and the price of losing weight is higher. If it is a midnight snack, you can throw both.
2. Don't set off candlelight red when you return, and wait until the horseshoe clears jathyapple. -"Magnolia" Five Dynasties Li Yu will have food when he comes home at night after working overtime (Chapter 2)
21. What wakes you up every day is not ideal, nor urgency, but restless soul, because you are hungry.
22. Food is the most important thing for the people, and it is a common meal. The happiest thing in life is the smell of fireworks in the kitchen Delicious!
23. I feel more and more that having a hot meal after work is the happiest thing, and I want to go home.
24. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.
25. who can get drunk after eating and drinking late at night?
26. When I am busy at work, I have more social activities. After eating the same taste in restaurants, I know that I am happiest when I can eat a bite of my mother's cooking at home.
27. I miss dumplings so much. I'm so angry that I can't satisfy them by eating delicious scripts in the dormitory. I just want to go home and see Yuanyuan, but I just came here. I dare not escape. What should I do if I win?
28. I'll tell you several vegetables. I don't know if you like them. Stir-fried potatoes: shred potatoes, soak in water for five minutes, wash off the starch on the surface, and shred one pepper. Heat the oil in the pan, stir-fry the shredded potatoes and peppers, and add a little salt, vinegar, chicken essence and monosodium glutamate. Stir-fry and plate.
29. Thinking about it, my mother and I went to the street, found a restaurant and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. Today, I invite her to dinner, and I must let her have a good "luxury". I ordered several "specialties" of this restaurant in one breath. Mother kept saying, "Enough, enough." The food was served quickly, and in a short time, the table was full. Mother was so dazzled that she dared not move chopsticks. I said, "Mom, hurry up and eat. It will be tasteless when it cools down." Mother said, "OK, OK, let's eat together." While I was eating, my mother said, "You eat first. I'm going out to ask for a plastic bag. There are so many dishes that I can't finish. Let's take them back." It's very thoughtful of mother, I think.
3. I really want to marry a wife. When I go home every day, I have hot food, clean clothes and a woman to sleep with. When can I marry a good wife?
31. Perhaps one's greatest sense of ritual about life is to live regularly, go to bed on time and eat on time.
32. After work, throw away your worries, put down your burden, close your eyes and enjoy the day. Hot meals are waiting for you, and warm wishes are waiting for you. Dear friend, love is at work, I wish you happiness!
33. No matter how far you go, the city with your parents will always be home. Mid-Autumn Festival, with people you care about, even a common meal is better than delicacies. Having you with me is the happiest time.
34. Money, cards, but not your size. What a painful realization ..... endure to eat less, now I'm so hungry, when is the end?
35. The holiday has been arranged, and we can go home in two months. Chinese duck, people who have no ambition just want to go home and eat delicious food now.
36. I wish you, unload the tired and painful memories; Happy moments always belong to you.
37. Seeing the braised pork just cooked by his mother served on the table, the baby rushed over, climbed into the chair, pinched a piece in his mouth with his little hand that had just played with sand, and said to his mother with a smile, "It's delicious!" Mother happily brought a towel and wiped his little hand clean. The baby wolfed it down, and his mouth and little hand were covered with oil.
38. Life is full of flavors, and there is a canteen in the middle of the night; I wish to warm a pot of wine and wait for the late-night people.
39. The happiest thing is to have a home-cooked meal with your family! I left school at the earliest and got on the bus home. And then stuck all the way home late at night.
4. Egrets are flying freely in front of Mount Cisse. In the river, plump mandarin fish are swimming happily, and the peach blossoms floating in the water are so bright and full. An old man on the river bank wore a blue bamboo hat and a green hemp fiber, braved the oblique wind and drizzle and fished leisurely. He was fascinated by the beautiful spring scenery and didn't even go home after the rain. Excerpts from a happy copy about having food when you get home from work
A happy copy about having food when you get home from work
1. Sleeping until you wake up naturally every day is the happiest thing, and you have a common meal. In the afternoon, I am full of mahjong with my friends.
2. This watermelon is big and round, like a big ball. Its skin is green, with black patterns on it. When I cut the watermelon, I immediately exposed the red pulp, and at the same time, I saw black melon seeds embedded in the pulp. At this time, my mouth was watering and I couldn't wait to take a bite to quench my thirst.
3. Now the idea has become very pure, and I just want to go home and have a hot meal.
4. I hope I can be normal for a period of time, not sad, not sleepy, not tired, eat on time, read a lesson every day when I have time, work smoothly, save some money and lose weight.
5. A dozen people were sitting at the dining table, but the room was terribly quiet. The food has been served, as sweet as grandma's cooking, but it lacks the familiar and special taste. The little brother-in-law who usually talks the most couldn't hold back at this moment. He said, "I can't eat mom's cooking anymore!" " Sister-in-law gave him a hard stare. There was a low sob at the table. After dinner, everyone began to "entertain" as usual. But it is not as comfortable and comfortable as before.
6. We care about our family, we know how to care about our hometown, we know how to miss and care about our hometown, we reminisce about our childhood, we feel the expectation in the car, we can't wait, and we are eager from the bottom of our hearts. I hope you can enjoy the warmth of home and enjoy the journey.
7. After a day's work, you are tired, bored, and have no time to play. Hehe, I know you are tired. I'm here to send you my blessing. Come on, take a deep breath, get rid of the boredom of the day and be happy forever.
8. Lunch at home is a common practice. Although it is simple, it is the happiest time to eat ribs stewed with sauerkraut, spinach and eggs, garlic and chrysanthemum, fried meat with soybeans, and homemade oil cakes.
9. Happiness means that my mother has been reading all afternoon, my brother has been reading all afternoon, and I have been reading all afternoon, and my grandmother has cooked a common meal, which is the happiest moment.
1. We should cherish our present life, cherish every day, cherish every moment of reunion with our families, and do what we want to do now, not to mention that there are plenty of days ahead.
11. As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely again!
12. When I was a child, I always gave my parents a high price when I bought something outside, but now I always give my parents a very low price when I buy something home.
13. A person who really has a relationship with food, even a piece of fat meat, will hide a good memory of food.
14. Haven't you come back yet? I'm just used to thinking that when you can't see you, you'll feel spaced out. Can you come back early to accompany me?
15. Homecooked meals are the happiest. May I look back on happiness after many years.
16. Going home from work and having dinner with my husband is really the happiest moment every day. I want to cook as soon as I get home, and I don't feel tired at all.
17. I really want to go home to take a bath and steam in the bathhouse. Compared with the fact that I really want to go home to eat delicious food, taking a bath seems to be a little more urgent.
18. On the way home, I am happy to accompany you, surrounded by happiness, what is still missing, friends bless me, so that I can transport you safely, send you lucky, have a smooth journey home, send you greetings and have a happy journey home.
19. I have saved money all my life. I didn't buy a car or a house. I just want to buy a Manchu-Chinese banquet.
2. Because of a love, I have a home; Building a nest warms the memory of a generation; Because of changing a room, I have fulfilled my lifelong dream; Because of one you, you are drunk for three generations; Living in a pillow, sleeping in a cave and dying, life and death are inseparable, with you, home and happiness. Light rain, light thoughts, light life. Health, easy; Live, easy; Life is not easy. Flowing clouds and flowing water lead a life, and we can get along well for a hundred years. When we go out to support our families, we often miss home, and we are eager to go home. The warmest thing in the world is the care of your family. About the happiness of having food when you get home from work Part II
21. There are also many varieties of watermelons, including sweet seedless melons; Exploding melons with particularly brittle skins; Water melon with extra moisture; There are also small and exquisite phoenix melons.
22. I always wander between full and full.
23. Happiness is to have a hot meal when you come home from work, and then put on a mask and have a good sleep.
24. Ordinary happiness. Go home and have a hot meal. Even if the parents-in-law went out to eat, they cooked the food for us.
25. Help yourself, have plenty of food and clothing, eat well and live a good life.
26. The feeling of joy after dialect conversion is super invincible. I want to go home and eat delicious food in Baolong! !
27. I'm going home to eat delicious food these two days, so I have to control my weight next week, or I swear that I won't lose weight and give birth to a son. By the way, going to work makes me obese.
28. I have dinner in the middle of the night, two bags of noodles, four slices of ham, a can of coke and quack.
29. How much sorrow can there be in life, just like a pot of sparerib soup flowing.
3. I wanted to have a hot meal after work, but when I bought it, I thought I had to wash vegetables and dishes alone. Laziness made me give up cooking.
31. Every meal is the most complete cure for a tired soul.
32. I went to dinner after work yesterday, and it was almost 1 o'clock when I got home. I was so restless that I opened Deyun Douxiao Club, looked at the 1th issue, and stayed up until 2 o'clock again. I'm going to skip meals all day today.
33. I hope the delicious food can meet me soon.
34. Sometimes I feel that the happiest thing is to eat the simplest home-cooked meal. Maybe it smells like home.
35. No matter what kind of seafood teppanyaki is, as long as there is garlic, it is delicious enough to make people swallow.
36. Today is Laba Festival. According to traditional customs, after drinking delicious Laba porridge, we will begin to prepare for the New Year.
37. For a family of three, it is the happiest thing for me so far to have a potluck and sit in front of the TV and watch TV together.
38. Simple happiness is that someone picks you up from work every day, you have a hot meal when you get home, and a small cotton-padded jacket to bring you water to soak your feet.
39. Which is more purple shrimp? Huyang is unique. Produced at four o'clock, it is extremely beautiful and suitable for autumn. Double-clamped drums and numerous whiskers are used as spears. Bow to the king of soup and seal it as Zhu yihou. So for the plate meal, list the same treasures and shame. Garlic friends meet each other on a blind date, while melons and friends meet each other. It is both called poetry fishing and poetry hook. Visit at the same time and stay for a few days. How delicious it is to hate drinking, and it is the same heart. Don't come for a long time, thinking about nothing. The cup is moving and thinking, and the mouth is empty. Seal the double carp and ask for it. Generous Hu Yinjun, if you are willing to share benefits.
4. It used to be thought that earning a lot of money and eating delicacies was the high match of happiness. Later, I learned that it is a yearning life to be able to sit around with my family and have friendly lights. It's nice to have hot meals when you get home from work (4 sentences)
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