Straight men speak amazing moments of suffocation.

The amazing choking moments of straight men are as follows:

1. A boy made a crazy courtship to his girlfriend, and her girlfriend said, "You promise me three conditions and I will marry you."

Asked the first condition, my girlfriend said, "I hope to see your photo in the newspaper."

The boy said, "This is easy." After that, he paid money to put a photo of searching for you in the newspaper and passed the test.

Asked the second condition, my girlfriend said, "I hope to see your figure on TV."

The boy said, "It's a little difficult, but it won't beat me." After that, he stood in front of the TV station every day and acted as a bystander at the scene of a car accident, which was regarded as a mirror and passed the customs.

Asked the third condition, my girlfriend said, "I hope to see your head on the bill."

2. A boy sent a message to his girlfriend one day: "Your hairstyle is different today".

My girlfriend said, "Oh, I burned it".

after a while, he replied, "ah! Is it serious? ！”

3. A man fell in love with a girl. One day, he took out a box and opened it for the girl. In the box was an engagement ring with her name engraved on it. "I want to ask you to be my wife." He said.

"I don't know how to tell you," she replied. "I have fallen in love with another person."

"please tell me his name?" The suitor asked eagerly.

"no! No, "cried the girl," you will fight with him. "

"No," he said. "I just want to sell him this ring."