The children's jokes are very funny.

1, Bing Bing: "What bad luck! I ate a duck egg in the arithmetic exam, my grandfather called me a little bastard, my mother called me a big idiot, or my father just ... "Tintin:" He didn't scold you? " Bingbing: "He told me to get out at once!" "

Three children bragged about their grandfather by the river.

A said: My grandfather is a good swimmer and can dive 10 minutes!

B said: My grandfather is the best. Once he dived in the water for 20 minutes, and no one could match him!

C said: even your grandfather can't. My grandfather dived from here twenty years ago and hasn't come up yet!

3. Why is the mouse in the cartoon Tom and Jerry more powerful than the cat?

A: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye's blood splashes three feet ...) Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (The cat's blood splashes three feet ...)

4. Why do you say "the tiger's ass can't be touched"? Answer: because touching the tiger's ass, the tail will throw people's hands to the ground, which is very painful. Tiger's ass is too big. Touching the tiger's ass is uncivilized behavior. (The world has its own meaning ...)

5. The youngest son is crying. Father asked him what was wrong. The son said, "Hungry." His father comforted him and said, "My son, just say what you want to eat. Even if you want dragon liver and chicken bone marrow, I can give it to you." The son said, "I don't want anything, just food." Father scolded: "You only have to eat what you don't have at home."

6. One day, a poor magician took a train. Because there was no seat, he said to a child, "My uncle will show you his magic. Will you make way for his uncle? " The child said yes. The magician threw his suitcase out of the window and then changed it back. The child was very happy and gave up his position to him. The magician sat down and began to doze off.

After a while, the child felt bored and wanted to see the magic, so he picked up the magician's suitcase and threw it out of the window. Then he shook the magician and said, "Uncle, uncle, I want to see you change again."

7. One day, Xiaoming told the teacher that there were many ants on the wall. The teacher who also teaches English habitually asks, "What does the ant say?" Xiao Ming paused for a moment and said that the ant said nothing. '