Very humorous good morning greetings.

Very humorous good morning greetings, a new day, a new beginning. Sending a good morning greeting to your friends in the morning will not only make you happy, but also make them feel good and happy all day. The following is a very humorous good morning greeting.

Excellent humor and good morning greetings 1 1. Life is: desperate to get into school and then don't want to go to class, crazy interview and then don't want to go to work, buy a house and then have no money to eat, fall in love and then want to be free, try hard to have children and then have no money to support, and keep digging holes to make yourself jump.

2, knowledge is not as good as knowledge, knowledge is not as good as doing things, and doing things is not as good as being a man. Good morning!

Every time I come home from work with my girlfriend, I can always see an uncle on our production line waiting for his wife, not in a workshop. His girlfriend is very envious. Finally, one day, his girlfriend asked him, "You wait for your wife after work every day. You are so cute. What's the secret? " Uncle smiled and said, "What's the secret? There is a key at home. She has it. What can I do without her? "

4. A man came to the temple to ask the master for help. The man said, "master, I am ugly, and the world can't avoid me." What should I do? " The master smiled without a word and slowly closed his eyes. M: "Does the master mean to let me turn a blind eye to external interference and be brave to be myself?" Master: "disappear before I open my eyes. You fucking scared the old woman!" " "

5. The master elder brother turned into an iron fist and was sucked away by the magnet after going down the mountain. Second brother practiced the golden bell jar, but when he wanted to go down the mountain, he was firmly trapped in the bell and couldn't get out! The third brother learned to beat the dog with a stick and was killed by a dog lover. Four senior brothers developed an iron cloth shirt, which froze to death in winter. Today, the master will teach me to roar. What should I do? Wait online, hurry up!

6, beauty can solve the problem, don't push to lose weight.

Xiao Ming: "Dad, are you free this Friday?" Dad: "What's the matter? What is it? " Xiao Ming: "The school will hold a micro-parent conference." Dad: "What is a micro-parent conference?" Xiao Ming: "Just the head teacher, you and me."

8. My mother has been urging me to find a boyfriend. I really can't stand it. One day I made up my mind to confess to my mother! "Mom, actually I like girls!" "Girl, like it! ! ! ! "Me:" ... "

9. My daughter-in-law is particularly overbearing! Today, the two of us are lying in bed playing mobile phones. My daughter-in-law farted, and then I farted. My daughter-in-law stood up and slapped her and said, "Little thing, how dare you talk back in a few days!" " I ......

10, just got a haircut. A boy of 167 sat next to me and repeatedly asked the barber to be cool, which made the eyes of the whole class envy him. The person next to him asked him, "Do you have a girlfriend?" He remained silent. I cut to the chase: "How many girlfriends do you have?" He whispered, "Two." People around us burst into laughter, and a woman asked, "Why are there only two?" The child sighed: "I don't have much pocket money!" " "

1 1. Today's advantages will be replaced by tomorrow's trends. Grasp the trend and grasp the future. Good morning!

12, smart people can understand, smart people can see accurately, and smart people can see far. Good morning!

13. Good morning. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a perfect day!

14, when I was a child, happiness was a thing, and I was happy when I had it; When you grow up, happiness is a goal, and you will be happy when you arrive; When you are mature, you find that happiness is a state of mind. When you understand it, you will be happy. Say good morning happily.

15. Only those who keep looking for opportunities will seize them in time. Good morning!

16, the most important thing in life is not hard work, not struggle, but choice. Good morning!

17, what should be cherished becomes a memory; What should not be cherished has been forgotten. The warm sun in winter still shines happily on me, and I hope you will do the same.

Obstacles and failures are the most reliable stepping stones to success. If you are willing to learn and use them, you can cultivate success from failure. Good morning!

20. Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is going to tease your ass.

2 1. When you are busy at work, the buses and subways are crowded. Watch out for checkpoints and elevators. Don't be banned, don't be suspended. The cost of living is high, so don't worry about it yourself.

22. Only by working harder earlier than others can we taste the taste of success. Good morning!

23, heart to heart, hand in hand, * * * suffering; Love from the sun, love from the moon, light a red candle for you and light up your future. Where there is sunshine, there is my brilliant blessing. I wish you peace and happiness forever!

24. If you think you are working hard now, it proves that you are going uphill! Good morning!

25. If life deceives you, don't be sad and impatient! You need to keep calm in the blue days, believe that happy days will come, and your heart will always look forward to the future. Because: everything is instantaneous and everything will pass; And what has passed will become a beautiful memory. Greet everyone on Monday morning. Good morning!

26, ding Rinrin, ding Rinrin, alarm clock ding Rinrin, bored to death, sleepy to death, just can't remember, ding Rinrin, ding Rinrin, alarm clock ding Rinrin, get dressed, fold the quilt, dress up and welcome a new life! I wish you a wonderful day, and your life is full of flavor!

27. When you are gradually lost in life, remember this sentence: Never walk too long and forget why we started. Good morning!

28. Enjoy your family happily. Get up in the morning, look at each other, look at the mirror and see if you are fat. Wow! The spirit is really cool, and I have lost a few pounds. It's really good. Only in this way can there be hope. I play music so loudly that I can't stop, like Niu Wangmo. Good morning! May you have a good mood this day!

29. Ding-dong, Ding-dong, Ding-dong, Ding-dong, Jingle bells, how happy I am when I wake up, and the smell of not being lazy and not sleeping. An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening. I face the sunshine, the birds sing, send my blessings, live a perfect life and be happy every day!

30. Reach out your hand, reach out my hand, and let's reclaim the heart of the weekend together. Blessing on Monday, greeting you for five days of hard work on Monday, and enjoying yourself with a basket of achievements; Although it is important to relax on weekends, hard work is the mainstream.

Excellent humor, good morning greetings 2 1. The beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as bright as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear partner. May you have a kind heart today!

The best thing in the world is to wake up every morning as a brand-new day, which is completely free and never out of stock.

3. Be sincere to your friends and yourself, and life will be comfortable; Give the enemy peace of mind, give yourself peace of mind, and do things with peace of mind; Give your lover strength and perseverance, and your love life will be sweet and pure. Good morning, brothers and sisters!

4, fresh air, happy breath, enter your soul through the air, breathe the sunshine, embrace happiness, make a cup of sweet coffee, taste the meaning of happiness, accept the message of blessing, I wish you good morning and incomparable warmth!

Let the morning sun bring you luck, let the dancing willow branches bring you passion, let the blue sky bring you dreams, let the midnight stars bring you sweetness, let my blessing bring you happy mood, and wish you peace!

I believe that the sun will bring you the warmth and blessing of the first ray of sunshine. May you have a good mood all spring. Good morning!

7. It's sunny in the morning. I wish you a safe partner. At noon, the sun is scorching, I wish you a good day; Wish you happiness at sunset in the evening!

8. Life is like a trip. We set a destination for ourselves, but we never feel that we are moving forward. Good morning, my sleepless world.

9. Get up every morning and tell yourself to work hard. Even if you can't see the future, even if you can't see hope, you still believe in yourself.

10, open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine and feel the natural' little smile'; Take a walk in the evening, talk about home, and taste ordinary pleasure. Partner, good attitude, I wish you happiness and wonderful!

1 1. The biggest illusion in the world is that we think we can control everything. Actually, it's just the opposite. We can't control anything but enjoy every moment.

12, after the storm, I only wish there was a heart on the bumpy road; After a thousand turns, I only hope to raise a glass to my difficult bosom friend and eliminate my fatigue. Friendship is the bud of happiness. Good morning!

13, open a window and the room will be filled with light; Open a window for the soul to experience more birds and flowers. Let the heart blend into the world and inject warmth into the atrium. Good morning!

14, like a sound, it is a breeze blowing away dew, enjoying a scenery, it is a bright moon dotted with stars; Indulge in a smell, that is, the orchid is full of empty valleys; I hope to have a partner who smiles when he hears the news. Good morning!

15, it is said that meteors are responsive! I'm waiting! Waiting for it to fall from the sky. Waiting for it to send me stars, waiting for it to let me be with my lover! Stop dreaming and get up! Good morning, pig!

16, give the dignified acacia to Xiahe, let the fragrance of lotus soak the lotus pond, and let the fish forget their sadness. Give the memories buried in the bottom of my heart to the years and sort out the chaotic years; Cherish the happy past and remember your brothers and sisters. Good morning!

17. In the fresh morning, the sun shines on the leaves through the air, and the smell of the sun is everywhere. Please make a cup of coffee and go to the balcony to receive my breath: good weekend morning!

18, good morning, wash your face, have a refreshing smile, have a nutritious breakfast, be full of energy, be full of energy, and be happy to earn money. Have a good day. Good morning!

19, after getting up in the morning, please open your sleeping heart before opening the window. In this way, the outdoor wind can blow into your heart. So, every day, the first thing you have to do is to be happy!

20. A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in the morning. All good things begin in the morning. I hope you can start your day with happiness, luck, health and good luck and keep a good mood all day. Good morning!

2 1, it's dawn, and a beautiful day has begun again. Get up, breathe fresh air and embrace the sunshine; Smile, be happy and have a happy day. Good morning, I hope you have a good mood!

22. Every encounter in life is fate, and there is no right or wrong. Every morning in life, we should work hard and not delay. Good morning!

23. If I could turn into a snowflake, I would fall on you quietly and melt away slowly. I hope my meekness can relieve your fatigue, and my crystal can filter your thoughts. Good morning!

24. The angel asked me to tell you that you are as lucky as the stars in the sky and as happy as the fish at the bottom of the sea! Open your eyes in the morning, and the first ray of sunshine hits you, which is a perfect start! I wish you happy every day!

25. You and I stand on the other side of time and look at each other. The word love is confusing and obscure, but warm and bright. It is said that it will bloom in spring.

26. It's dawn. The alarm clock went off. Get up reluctantly. My greetings have arrived in time. If you are happy, smile. Good morning, I wish you a good mood!

27. Wake up every day and tell yourself: fewer reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains. The clear morning breeze rings cheerful bells, and my heart plays cheerful music, saying "good morning" and saying hello to you!

28. Morning light is the theme of my greetings. Have a happy and colorful day. The rising sun is the carrier of my wish. May your task be promoted step by step! Good morning!

29. Songs are sung for confidants, wine is drunk for confidants, feelings are expensive for the interval, the heart is thinking for the distance, the moon is infatuated with shame, the stars are beautiful for feelings, and the bridge is running water. Happy second to my partner. Good morning!

30. Sleep away yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes and open today's beauty. Good morning, may my greetings moisten you like a cold morning!

3 1, as long as the heart is not chaotic, it is difficult for the outside world to change you. Don't envy others, don't lose yourself. Good morning!

32. The sun is shining in the morning, the dew is crystal clear in the morning, the flowers are beautiful in the morning, the air is fresh in the morning, and the mood is comfortable in the morning. Good morning!

33, although busy will drop greetings, although years will push away the old things, but every memory, every foothold, every time I think of you, my heart will be warm and happy, I wish you all the time, I wish you a good heart today!

34. Let the stars send my blessing, let the light rain send the cool breeze, let good luck and beauty follow you forever, and let the information send my eternal blessing again and again. Good morning, happiness! Good morning ~

35. Beautiful morning, brilliant you and perfect life are waiting for you! Beautiful weather, perfect you, perfect feelings nourish you! Fresh air, clear you and happy mood accompany you! Have a nice day!

36. The fresh air in the morning will make everything smooth for you. It's sunny in the morning, and I wish you double your salary; There is a breeze in the afternoon. May you be young and not old.

37. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm bell rings, my best wishes are presented to you. Good morning!

38. People who have golden pots, silver spoons, golden clothes and delicious food have never seen happiness; Those who wear coarse clothes and shoes and don't think about tea and rice have never seen misfortune; People's happiness is in their heart, and happiness lives in your heart. Good morning!

39. Flowers are charming because butterflies are chasing; The dream is drunk, because the moonlight is beautiful; It's late at night, because the angel is coming; Love is precious because of your comfort; I am very happy because I have been with you all my life. Good morning!

40. Holding a seven-color happiness lamp, standing in the dim morning, I pushed open the door of the happiness castle and sent my most sincere wishes. Good morning, dear friend. I wish you a happy, healthy and safe life.

Excellent humor. Good morning greetings. 3 1. Learn to economize in life. If you farm, you get a bumper harvest; If you work hard, you save a hope; If you smile, you save a happiness. Good morning.

2, people will always encounter setbacks, there will be low tide, there will be times when they are not understood. This is precisely the most critical time in life. At such a moment, we need to wait patiently and confidently, believing that life will not abandon you and fate will not abandon you. I can't stand loneliness and can't see prosperity. Good morning!

If there is no sunshine, light a candle in your heart and let your mood be as clear as the sky through the light blue transparent glass. Good morning!

In this world, nothing really changes, nothing is sudden, there are only low-key efforts that we can't see, which are soaked with hard work and sweat. And your gap may be that you only have a low profile and no effort. Good morning.

5, a person's open-mindedness, reflected in the down and out. A person's self-restraint is reflected in anger. A person's thoughtfulness is reflected in sadness. A person's maturity is reflected in his choice. Everyone is willing to do what he likes, but doing what he should do is called growth. Good morning!

6, the mood can be given to chicken soup to comfort, but fate must be given to efforts, to all of you on the road to chasing dreams! Good morning!

7. Maturity means telling yourself stubbornly that you won't bow your head even if there are more hardships. Good morning!

8. Life is like a mirror. If you smile at her, she will smile back at you. Human nature is greedy, but without greed, society will not progress. Good morning!

9. Rough life is not terrible. What is terrible is the lack of self-confidence and self. If you complain all day, you complain, complain, complain, complain. Will only be devastated, mediocre, doing nothing. Will only bow to fate, lose the direction of progress, lose their own life value. Good morning! * * * Encourage!

10, warm a glass of milk for you with Chaoyang, make a warm fried dough stick for you with sincerity, play a comfortable song for you with breeze, and say a sincere blessing to you with short messages. I hope to receive you. In the new day, you will feel comfortable, full of passion and work smoothly! Good morning, friend!

1 1, books can keep our childlike innocence; Books can persist in our youth. Good morning!

12, I always believe that happiness lies at the other end if you follow the sunny place. Good morning.

13, don't complain about the injustice of heaven, and don't complain about the ups and downs of fate. A truly brave person dares to face a bleak life. Only by daring to accept the truth and not competing with anything in the past can we have the energy to change our unhappy fate. It's good to cry. Crying is a symbol of healing. Good morning!

14, rather than expecting to meet someone, I hope I can attract such a person; Instead of expecting positive energy to warm yourself every time you are lost, you should expect yourself to be a person full of positive energy; It is better to work hard now than to worry about the future. Good morning!

15. Mood is an emotional state. With a good mood, you will have confidence, youth and health. Have a yearning for the future life, full of expectations, let us have a good mood, because life is lucky and happy. Good morning!

16, not every shell has pearls, but pearls must appear in the shell. Not everyone will succeed if they work hard, but successful people must work hard. Good morning!

17, we must spend every day of our lives sincerely. Do not complain that life is short. In fact, all the beautiful scenery is in your heart and in your hands. Instead of complaining that tomorrow is not so satisfactory, it is better to do what you have at hand today. Good morning!

18, everyone has his own talent and the limit of his efforts. These innate factors determine whether you can do a good job, but don't forget that the so-called disbelief in the meaning of hard work and the so-called unwillingness to take the hard road actually prove that your heart is not ready to accept the future. Good morning!

19, listen to me, you must live a good life and work hard to make money. At that time, you will find that when life is bright, there is no time to complain, to be melodramatic, to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, to be nostalgic and to be sentimental. Good morning.

20. Life bullied you. Don't be sad or discouraged, because as long as you are willing to look up, the sunshine is in your eyes. Good morning!

2 1, the most terrible enemy is not strong belief. Good morning!

22. What works hard is a dream, and what doesn't work hard is a fantasy. What you strive for is the clearest time in your life. Good morning!

You can't be an orange. Squeeze yourself dry and you will be thrown away. You want to be a fruit tree, spring flowers and autumn fruits, which flourish every year. Good morning.

24. There are two paths in life. A person needs to go with his heart, which is called a dream. One who needs to walk with his feet is called reality. Many times we always underestimate ourselves and don't work hard enough for ourselves, so we miss meeting a better self. Push yourself, many things don't need high IQ, just your persistence, serious attitude and determination to face difficulties. Good morning!

25, a sneeze, say good morning to winter; Two States, looking at winter and saying good afternoon; The three men shivered and said good night to the winter night; Friends' nagging, cross-care, colds need to be guarded against, and don't get sick.

26. Anything that can make people better will not be easy to do. Many things are not as difficult as we thought. What makes people feel difficult is never hard work, but persistence. Good morning!

27. Children without umbrellas must run hard! Good morning!

28. Good morning, I wish you a happy start-up, say hello to you, everything goes well, life is better, good luck every day, and have a good taste!

29. Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain. Good morning!

30. Happiness has neither tomorrow nor yesterday. It neither misses the past nor looks forward to the future. It's only now. Good morning!

3 1, there are too many helpless choices in life, which always make people involuntarily, tangled and mixed. Only through rugged, flat; You can't see the rainbow until you experience wind and rain. Learn to find warmth in the haze, find light in the dark night, chew a life as plain as water, appreciate the ups and downs of the four seasons, and get out of your life. Good morning, Friday!

32. All anger basically comes from having no money; They are all inspirational, and the basic goal is to make money; Basically, all happiness is rich. Why not work hard for RMB! Good morning!

33. You must constantly remind yourself: let go of impetuousness and calm down to study; Let go of your troubles and go your own way bravely; Let go of your greed and you will get what you lose; Let go of inferiority and believe in yourself; Let go of vanity and don't be self-righteous; Put down the seductive eyes and listen to your heart; Let go of your selfishness and learn to be grateful; Let go of your laziness, it's time to work hard. Good morning!

34, others are good to you, you have to live up to expectations and have the ability to repay in the future; Others are not good to you, so you should live up to your expectations and hope to be proud one day. When you pin your hopes on others, you will choose to wait; When you pin your hopes on yourself, you will choose to run. A new day, good morning!

35. If you can afford what you like and go where you want to go, you won't lose your quality of life because of the comings and goings of people around you, but you will be more confident because you spend your own money. This is why you should work hard. Good morning!

No matter what you do, please remember that it is for yourself, so there is no complaint! Today, I live for myself! Today is another beautiful day! Good morning, friend!

Our greatest pride lies not in never falling, but in getting up every time we fall. Good morning, come on! My dear friends!

38. The ever-flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, the affection is you, and the hoary head is you. The world is like a giant doll machine. I just want to see you through the glass. Open your mouth is your name, close your eyes is your appearance. Good morning!

39. As long as the heart is clear, there is no rainy day in life. On the road of life, we will encounter too many misfortunes and setbacks. In the face of countless failures and ridicule, we may lose confidence and dignity, but the only thing we can't lose is a smile. Good morning!

40. Man's greatest opponent is his laziness; It is not difficult to do one thing, but it is difficult to persist; Persistence is not difficult, but it is difficult to persist; Only by going all out can you say that you are unlucky; Feeling tired may be because you are on the uphill road of life; Only by doing our best can we usher in a better tomorrow! Good morning!

4 1, every time I miss it, it's for a better meeting. Let the past go with the wind, love and hate at will. Good morning!

42. True tenacity should be to cry thoroughly, laugh heartily, speak incisively and vividly without hesitation. Good morning!

43. Do things when awake, read books when confused, sleep when angry, and think when alone; Be a happy person, study, travel, work hard, care about your body and mood, and do your best. Good morning.

44, the distance between people, sometimes said too little, sometimes said too noisy. Good morning!

45. Everyone wants to stay at the top of that mountain, but all the fun and growth takes place in the process of climbing. A new day, good morning!

46, a person's growth, first, talent, second, opportunity, third, practice, fourth, faith. Talent is the foundation of growth, opportunity is noble, cultivation is the gas station of growth, and belief is the transformation of growth value. We are ordinary but not mediocre. The form of life is predestined, but it is up to you to find the meaning and direction of your life. Good morning!

47. Complaining can't solve any problems; It is better to change than to complain. Persistence is just a few words, can't we all do it? Good morning!

48. Life diary, recorded with happiness; The chapter of life has a happy spectrum; Emotional trajectory, portrayed by friendship; Friendship activates the disk of life. My friend, I just hope you smile and be happy every day! Good morning, have a nice day!

49. Success in life is just more persistence at the critical point, and failure in life is often less persistence at the critical moment. Good morning!

50. The morning light is your good wish to me, the bird song is your deep call to me, the flowers are your whisper of my fragrance, and the stream is your lingering attachment to me. Dear friend, I wish you good morning and happy every day!

5 1, when you wake up every day, you have two choices, continue dreaming or get up and chase your dreams. Good morning!

52. Before going to bed every night, forgive everyone and everything. Close your eyes and empty your heart. Let bygones be bygones. No matter how bad things happened today, you shouldn't feel sad. Life is not long, live a happy life with a willing mind.

53. The heart is one inch wide and the road is one foot wide; Life is a season, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, as long as the mood is right, it is the best. Life is a real existence. Whether you are unwilling to be lonely or willing to be lonely, life is happy as long as it suits you. Good morning!

54. It's easy to give up, but in the end you will get nothing; Persistence is difficult, but in the end, something will be gained. Success is not because others leave you, but because you are still walking when others stop. Good morning!

55. Whatever the weather, give yourself a sunny world; No matter the seasons change, make your heart full of birds and flowers. Good morning, my friend, please work hard!

56. Struggle is really just because: delicious food is expensive and far away, and the person you like is excellent. Good morning.

57. One thing, whether too late or too early, will not stop you from becoming what you want to be. There is no time limit for this process. You can start at any time if you like. Good morning.

58. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

59. When people live to a certain extent, they will find that the world belongs to them and has nothing to do with others. It is better to please others than to live well; Life with self is happy! Good morning!

60. There is a kind of mood that will always open every morning, so that we can always pursue our hopes and dreams. There is an artistic conception that will always make us feel the power of life in the morning breeze. Good morning!