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Tik Tok is the sexiest and most interesting. Talking about the collection and laughing wildly. Don't fire me. I have caller id here.
1. I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that I didn't have enough money.
I have worked hard for so many years, but anyone with a little talent should show some signs of success.
You're here. I'll pick you up in the storm. When you leave, thunder will blow you away.
Don't fire me, because I have caller ID here.
5. In a mental society, money takes people; You can be expensive or free.
6. If you like to eat, you can't hide. Even if you cover your mouth, saliva will still overflow from your fingers.
7. Smart people are sweet-tongued, annoying people can act, but you can't do anything but be cheated.
8. Although you can't grow taller, you can continue to gain weight!
9. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I quickly scraped off the skin and didn't even find a piece of iron!
10. A boy takes you to play a game. He doesn't care about winning or losing, doesn't like it, and is not angry, not because he likes you very much, but because he has admitted that he can't win with you.
1 1. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.
12. Don't think it's awesome that a girl has a lot of people chasing her. There are 22 people chasing a dirty football, and their purpose is just to shoot.
13. The handsome one is called the impact, and the ugly one can only be called the attacking giant.
14. My present situation: poor people can't do bad things, mature people can't be lovers, hungry people don't know what to eat, and sleepy people can't sleep.
15. I don't want you to dream about me, I want you to stay awake for me.
16. Sometimes what we hate is not the fact itself, but the person who tells the truth.
17. Who should be robbed by who has become the obsession.
18. I am a person. I feel hungry if I don't eat.
19. With the world of mortals, eat fat for nothing.
20. I can do everything except math when I am in a hurry.
2 1. You have ABS and I have a belly, not a big belly, but it's skin.
22. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.
23. No artificial intelligence can defeat you, a born fool.
24. Look in the mirror more often and you will understand many things.
25. Girl, I am either fierce or rebellious. I just don't like classes, but I do.
I looked down, not giving up, but looking for money.
27. One foot can't tell you shit, so you are clean!
28. When will you take me away during the summer vacation?
29. You get nothing, because I have nothing.
30. There is no love and hate for no reason in the world, but TM is fat for no reason.
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