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Everyone's suffering in life is like a relay race. One stick won't kill you. In the face of these, we must have an optimistic attitude. Let me give you hope and strength. Let's support each other and walk hand in hand!
Cheer up, honey, okay? Let my love break the ice in your heart, release the burden in my heart, and let me share your inner feelings with you!
4. When your heart is really painful and tears are about to flow down, then look up at this sky that once belonged to us; If the sky is still vast and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my leaving doesn't take away the world that belongs to you.
In winter, when you and I went out to beg, we met a pile of rotten rice on the way, which was sour and smelly. I like eating it. You look on the sidelines and don't argue with me for food. A few minutes later, I suddenly felt unwell and vomited. You were overjoyed and said, this is what I'm waiting for. ! ! !
6. When the wolf comes, the pigsty is in a panic. Mother pig arranges work, with big pig blocking the door and two pigs blocking the window. When watching the pig, the mother pig was angry: Little pig, stop playing with your mobile phone, you are so beautiful, seduce the wolf! !
7. Father is heaven, mother is earth, and wife is jade emperor. I don't believe in heaven and I don't believe in the earth. Who dares not believe the Jade Emperor?
8. The wife is the home, the lover is the flower, the salary is given to the family, and the bonus is given to the family. If you are sick, go home and see the flowers. Go home often and don't forget to water the flowers.
9. I am waiting for you wholeheartedly. I am very happy to have you and love you 100%. It's hard to see you along the way. Very lonely to tell you. I am anxious to send it to you, millions of people are looking for you, and I will never lose you.
10, the earth is turning and people will change. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Missing you is true, and loving you is eternal. I can't marry you. If you have money, we are still destined.
1 1, lazy pig, goes to bed at nine o'clock every day and gets up at midnight. Lazy, lazy, how can it be? Which boy dares to ask for it? Headache, headache, what's good about it?
12, in the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight with maggots, fight with shit, and no one saves you. You die heroically, live great and die silently. In memory of you, the toilet is equipped with lights.
13, every girl is an angel, and angels shed tears, so please cherish every angel around you, because they gave up the whole heaven for you! !
14, the fly husband took his wife to the toilet for lunch, and the wife asked: Husband, why do we eat shit every day? The husband was unhappy and said, don't say such disgusting things when eating!
15, clockwork boring messages, a lot of fatigue from work, normal play of drinking, continued intoxication of kissing, delicious food, and sleep after reading. If you are bored, it's your fault. I will comfort you and wish you happiness!
16, a cricket bet a pig that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass, and the pig watched, and the pig watched! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?
17. Last night, my friends thought a lot. I thought about it, but you are the coolest. I looked for you in the crowd, and suddenly I turned around and you were still in my donkey shed.
18, teach you a magic of summoning angels: you just need to jump with your legs high quickly, pat your head with your hands, and so on for three times, and then keep calling Lord V! Remember, the casting location must be in the city! If at first you don't succeed, don't be discouraged. Just repeat these actions and you will surely summon an angel. Oh! Or angels in white!
19, weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in a large area today, and there will be checks in the northwest sometimes, and gold nuggets in some areas! The meteorological department reminds citizens to get ready to pack their bags and get ready to make a fortune!
20, some love, broken is broken, even if it is barely stuck together with tape, it can only increase ugly scars. So, all you have to do is forget the past and smile, because you never know when the person who really appreciates your smile will appear.
2 1, each of us can be knocked down, but no one can stop us from getting up from the ground. Dear friends, let's adjust our mentality, face the internal and external world positively and get a new life!
22. Hate paralyzes life, but love revives it. Hate makes life chaotic, but love makes life harmonious. Hate makes life dark, and love makes life dazzling. Friends, let our hearts be filled with love forever!
23. The gentle wind blows away your locked brows and lets all your troubles fly back. Please don't go back to chase those troubles that don't belong to you, you have to run forward, because happiness is ahead!
24. If you are chasing your star, if you are accompanying your planet, if you are waiting for your comet, you will live and die with you! But you are a gorilla! Look, you have to buy tickets!
25. If being handsome is a mistake, then I am all wet. If being loved is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime, alas! It's hard to be a man! You'll be fine, but you're not guilty ~ I envy you!
26. Men in the world are heartless, sweet words deceive people, face women with heart, love words are false and sincere, they are tempted when they see beautiful girls, and they will change their minds when they get them! Alas! Men have no conscience, women should be careful!
27, don't be crazy with me, easy to die, don't pretend with me, easy to get hurt, no one in the team battle, you can't do it alone, I'll beat you into Zhang Haidi! Or hammer you into a mummy!
28. I want to tell you that a friend will support you silently. If something goes wrong, you will find that I am with you from beginning to end. Be happy!
29. Health is the best gift, contentment is the greatest wealth, kindness is the best virtue, care is the most sincere greeting, care is the most selfless miss, and blessing is the best word!
30. There are fewer things and less suffering; Less words and less disasters; Less food in the abdomen and less illness; Think less and worry less; There are few thoughts and lines in my mind.
3 1, forget those unhappy things! You see, even today's sunshine is so bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will light up at this moment and welcome a better tomorrow!
32. In autumn, it turns cold and geese fall in the sun; Red flowers are withered, green and yellow, don't forget to add clothes. Don't be disappointed, enjoy the sunshine and the sonorous natural language! Gui Shumao, chrysanthemum fragrance, Xu Fengliang, how healthy!
33. Doing things with justice is smooth, forgiving others is smooth, taking Tao as home is harmony, taking modesty as home is tolerance of the world, and being loyal to yourself is innocent.
34. Whether you are an official or not, it is good to be healthy; If you don't recognize how much you are rich, peace will be good; No matter how many twists and turns, it is good to enrich; Whether we get together often or not, it is good to know each other; No matter where you are, just be happy!
35. Browsing is a rare elegance; Leisure is a feeling of relaxation; Friends are the happiness of a lifetime; Friendship is a hard-to-find fate; Greetings are a sweet concern. I wish my friends health and happiness forever!
36. Happiness is for happy people, music for those who listen, happiness for those who have feelings, hope for those who wait, success for those who struggle, and blessings for those who are reading materials!
37. May my heart bloom like summer flowers under your gloomy sky; May my blessing burn in your gloomy heart like the scorching sun. Friends, please firmly believe that tomorrow will be better!
38. Even if there are a thousand reasons to cry, face it bravely, because youth doesn't believe in tears!
39. Smile warmly tonight and have a good sleep; Wake up tomorrow morning and smile, life is emotional all day; Smile after work, and your heart beats with your feelings; When you receive my message, please smile and forget all your troubles.
40. I like the feeling of happiness when I miss you, the feeling of happiness when I care about you, and the sweet aftertaste when I dream of you!
4 1, there is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, a kind of longing is yearning, and idiots will finish reading text messages.
42. The wind is drizzling, the rain is fluttering and the crescent moon is like a hook. You are pushing a chariot made of ebony, and your hair is flying in the drizzle. Suddenly you stop the car and glare at a house in front of you. Suddenly you look up at the sky and scream: it's broken.
43. Love is like sand. If you hold it too tightly, it will flow faster. Why not let nature take its course and give everyone space? If you love someone, you have to trust them.
I'm sorry too. what can I do for you? If you ever need me, just call me, okay? I will accompany you and give you a shoulder to cry on.
45. I know your troubles, and your mood may be uncomfortable. Do what you are interested in! Slowly forget those annoying things, let the pain and boredom gradually weaken and fade away, and I believe your mood will become cheerful.
46, honey, it's hard. It really hurts to see you haggard. I really want to hold you in my arms and let you feel my warmth. I love you, dear!
Dear, let my love be with you forever. I know you are tired. I hope my love can relieve your tired body and mind like chicken soup for the soul and bring you a relaxed and refreshing mood!
48. In fact, such a failure is not enough to prove anything. Failure can only make us really grow, know more and mature. It can be said that it is difficult to reach the other side of success without experiencing failure!
49. Work is important, but health is the most important thing. Seeing my dear you will break my heart. Dear wife, you must take good care of yourself for me and love you forever.
50. If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little prairie dogs. Silly love, silly life, snuggling tightly and being happy together. Even if the mountain is closed by heavy snow, I can still snuggle up in the warm haystack, hug you tightly, bite your ear and cherish the days when I have you.
5 1, I want to hold your hand tightly, let you lean on my shoulder, and let all the unpleasantness pass quickly. After the storm, we will have a bright tomorrow.
52. An old man died safely and had a good life. Because many people may leave halfway, wouldn't it be worse? In contrast, it is enough! There is no need to be too sad! The best reward for the dead is to let the living live well! So the dead will "grow up".
Honey, don't be too tired. I will feel distressed. I miss you all day, and I am not afraid to think hard. You see, I work so hard, you should be happy as a reward. I'm tired, my wife. Take a break.
Honey, it's all over. Please believe that I love you and don't want you to be sad.
55. Honey, let's get off work! Did your work today tire you out? Go home and rest early. I will always be your supporter. Love You!
56. Happiness needs no reason. If you want to be happy, you will be happy. Then why don't you give yourself happiness? Are you such a person who doesn't want to be happy except yourself? No, so you should make yourself happy.
57. Almost everything has two sides. If you only look at the negative side, you will naturally feel depressed and depressed. Let yourself look at the problem from another angle. On the positive side, it will help you get out of the trough.
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