Humorous marriage proposal should be said like this!

Humorous and funny marriage proposal confession

1: When you, my love, ride a bamboo horse, run in circles and throw your childhood. We live in an alley in Qingkan. We are all young and happy. Maybe we are not childhood friends, but we have absolutely no guess. I can't guess your petty feelings, and neither can you guess my narrow-mindedness. I hope we all have sweet love.

2. I love the party and hope that the party's cause will flourish; I am patriotic, and the former country developed rapidly and prospered; I love the people and wish them a prosperous life. I love you, and I hope your text messages are exactly the same.

3. It's raining cats and dogs outside the window, the lights in the room are dim, and the mood is like this weather, cold and irritable; The mood is still like this lamp, bright but dull. Just because there is no you, no you by my side, I am depressed, I am depressed, come back, how can you and I get along so long! I miss you, my puppy!

After thinking silently for a long time, I finally decided to tell you that after many ideological struggles, I finally decided to confess to you. If you keep it in your heart for many days, I will tell you at this time: Dear friend, when will you pay back the money?

6: When you lived, I wore my fingers and took stones to Gai Lou; For your health, I am not afraid of suffering, and I take care of you three times a day; For the sake of your health, I traveled across mountains and rivers and asked a doctor to treat you. Cook your favorite dishes every day to comfort you; For you, even if I try again, I will; Please, dear pig, grow up quickly!

7: I weave a love net with love as the shuttle and love as the thread. I weave nets, and I pull nets. I really hope it's you. You shoot Cupid's arrow with love as the bow and love as the string. You are the one who bows and you are the one who shoots. I hope it's me.

Spring silkworms will keep spinning until they die, and I love you more; Wildfire never completely devours them, and love will not burn out; The apes on both sides of the strait kept crying and laughing; I don't know how to express my love for you, but I say to you loudly: I love you!

9. I was deaf and dumb in my dream. My teacher taught me simple pronunciation. I said three words to you in an unpleasant voice, and then I saw you laughing like a flower. I suddenly understand that I love you is the most beautiful confession! !

10: I haven't loved you for two or three days, missed you for a week or two, and missed you for a month or two. If you don't agree to marry me again, I will move in with you. It's up to you.

1 1: Even if your father is Li Gang, even if you look like Xifeng, even if you are fatter than Furong, I still miss you every minute. Promise to get drunk with me in this life, and I will love you more!

12: I wanted to learn plastic surgery to make you more beautiful, but my IQ was not enough; I wanted to build a villa to make your life more comfortable, but I didn't have enough financial resources. I wanted to earn a lot of money so that you can have enough food and clothing, but my ability is not enough; I want to tell you: I love you! I wonder if it's enough?

13: You are like a fire in winter to me. I dare not get too close, for fear of being burned by you, for fear of being too far away, for fear of feeling lonely and cold alone!

Let me teach you archery. Archery is really interesting. First you have to pull the bow hard, and then aim the arrow in the direction with your heart. All right, just shoot me in the heart. I am willing to be your prey!

15: It takes two hands to applaud. I want to clap my hands with you. An inch of time is an inch of gold. Hold hands early, catch gold early. A radish and a pit are born with it. We got acquainted as soon as we met. It turns out that we were a family 500 years ago. The hole is dug, so jump down quickly.

16: Keep your eyes open and stare at you all the time; Shield all troubles, so that you are free from harassment; Constantly surprise you and make you smile; Your happiness is my motivation. I want to create a better life with you!

17: I kiss you when I leave home in the morning, hug you when I go home at night, miss you when I go to work in Doby, and send you a text message: I don't love the fairy in the sky, I only have you in my heart; I don't pick wild flowers in the world, I only really like you!

18: I'm leaving. Don't look for me, because where I am going, you will never see me again. Your heart is so warm, I will hide it in your heart all my life.

19: In this happy world, there is a happy me. I use my happy time to send you a message. I am very happy to tell you, a happier thing, I love you with joy, just like Big Wolf loves Kotaro!

20: A message is a piece of love, and a greeting is an inch of heart; In the dream, you often meet each other, and reality is separated from Chung Shan Man; I sent my heart and the bright moon, but in rainy days, I entrusted my feelings to the jade bird, which lost its way and did not return; They all say that the cell phone signal is good and spare no effort to send messages. In order to make you and I fall in love, rush in and pay!

2 1: I take everything you say as a classic; I keep every smile of yours in my heart; I wish you happiness and success. I always bless you silently. Don't be moved and don't say I'm great. I'm more concerned about why you haven't given me the living expenses this month!

22: Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

23: Don't ignore me, see how sincere I am; Don't ignore me, see how gentle I am; Don't ignore me, see how polite I am; Don't ignore me, see how much I cherish; Don't ignore me, give me a chance to love you.

24: spring is about to die, and tea and rice don't think. What hurts is not spring, but my love for you, which makes me so sentimental. Miss your smile, miss your every word, make people crazy, crazy!

25: Spring has come, and the ocean of missing is surging. Although I can't send you southern red beans, I can use this short message to express my homesickness day and night. I hope that after reading it, Spring will be happy and miss me as much as I miss you!

About you once said that you were lonely, maybe you wandered around, but you always had me as your confidant, forget the past, and I will accompany you in the future!

27: SMS represents my heart, and the network conveys my feelings; When can beautiful women meet? There are bosom friends dozens of miles away.

Open birds can fall in love with fish in the water, but where can they nest? You and I can meet here, but where should our hearts depend?

One day with you is better than ten thousand years in the world of mortals. What you bring me is not eternal despair, but eternal longing for a heavy life.

30: I have a sow and a group of piglets at home. If you are willing to come and live in my house, I will sell the sow and live with you wholeheartedly.

3 1: You are gentle as water and beautiful as a fairy, but I have a face that needs to be beaten; You are cheerful and generous, and occasionally shy, but I am shameless; Say I like you a thousand times first, and then I love you ten thousand times!

32: Occasionally there is a car, a garden villa and a doorman reception room. I plan to open the partition wall between the reception room and the storage room and decorate a warm new house. After marriage, you are responsible for collecting the property fee of the villa community, and I will go out to drive a taxi.

33: If I had to choose again, I would still choose the bad guy who received the text message. Although this bad guy often bites my mouth, hits my back and drinks my sour water, I am intoxicated in my heart! Bad guys, don't be angry!

34: What? Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or is it because I proposed to you? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?

I accidentally sent it by mistake. I love you. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife!

37: I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctor's degree in animal anatomy. After we got married, we started our own business and opened a stall selling pork in the food market. I cut the meat and you collect the money.

38: Proposing marriage is also a good memory for two people in the future. It must be creative and romantic. Many times, don't stick to only one way to propose, but also be a little funny. Life itself needs some humor to bring some fun.

That's what SAO talks about.

Boys all like girls who can coquetry, but if you always tell him to coquetry, it will definitely give him goose bumps and make him think that you are very artificial. So how should you act like a spoiled brat? As long as a few short sentences are enough, the following are all coquetry words. What should I say? The latest coquetry words. Welcome to continue to pay attention to our follow-up updates.

1, slowly, grow up, but feel silent, know more, but not happy. Is everyone like this?

Do you know why children like to play hide and seek? Because she wants to be found.

God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.

Don't think your parents and grandparents are dirty because they are the least dirty people in the world.

6, you are so annoying!

7. Don't seek wealth and prosperity all your life, but seek family well-being all your life.

8. I didn't! I didn't!

9, in front of outsiders, he wants to put on a very strict look, but in front of the beloved girl, he has completely changed! ! Just a big boy! Hey hey!

10, once, we watched TV together, and he wanted to hug me and watch it together. He hugged me so hard that his back ached. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I didn't! Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

1 1, no, no, I want it

12, I haven't chatted with you all day, and I feel something is wrong!

13, spoiled women are always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move men. Women always want more love from men. It is best that this love can be inexhaustible like spring water. Whenever men like to see women coquetry, pouting and stamping their feet, and pear blossoms bring rain, even a man with a heart of stone will give up. Entanglement is the most important thing in a woman's life

14, people will never talk to you again!

15, come on, he's a boy!

16, try to be yourself, and naturally someone will love you. If you are too feminine, you will be like Sister Lexus, and you are still single.

17, sometimes boys will be like children. Please, wife (QQ expression is very wronged) I didn't (QQ expression is crazy), hehe, very cute.

18, say sorry to myself, I haven't learned to love myself these years.

19, I like men, but it seems that he likes them too.

20, the exam is a cloud, and after the exam, it becomes a dark cloud.

2 1, we are about to graduate. The headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir. All the students in the whole grade said in unison: principal, give us back the tuition!

22. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming soon. Don't quarrel with people who are puppy love, so as not to affect their mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

23. What should I do if she just avoids me?

24. I'm not as quick as Zhu Ming's knife. I always hesitate. This time, I hurt myself black and blue without hesitation, but I am not a stone, and I will hurt.

I hate it. I don't eat fried noodles.

26, don't do this!

27. I didn't!

28. If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

29, boys coquetry is to let you coquetry, care more about him, do not rule out boredom and trouble.

30. I believe in you and believe in doubting yourself.

3 1, the surface is heart to heart, and everyone is playing with their brains behind them.

32. Looking for the true meaning of love in mottled traces, I found that I have been singing a monologue on a huge stage.

33. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

34. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

35. I feel sorry for every unhappy child who is still laughing.

36. Loving a person is not as warm and obedient as a dog, but as a cat.

37. I told the person who tripped me never to get up, and I told the person who helped me never to fall.

38, my baby is like this, hehe.

39. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

40, boys will also be spoiled? Hey! They are not only spoiled, but also spoiled. Including boys with strong male chauvinism, not to mention other boys. Of course, it depends on who the coquetry is. In addition to his own mother, is it not the closest and most beloved MM?

4 1, people don't want it! Hmm!

42. Look at the people above them and look at yourself below them. Brother who sent this letter, I am very grateful to you. This is what people should understand.

43, a woman, don't need to fall in love with the country, just need a man to spend her life.

In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it's cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.

45. You are a fool!

After all-round comparison, I come to the conclusion that she is superior to me in three aspects. First of all, her tears said yes; Second, she doesn't eat rabbit meat; Third, she is good at using coquetry skills.

47, quick relatives! !

48. People are unhappy!

49. Please, husband, I won't. Coquettish words

Do you know why children like to hide and seek so that you can find her?

5 1, you are like a hedgehog. When I held you and blood dripped on you, you said I hurt you, but you didn't know the blood was mine.

52, oh, you are good or bad, (bullying others) hum! I hate it!

53. Boys are much more cautious than girls in coquetry, because it is a shame to be considered attractive by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why to be spoiled. However, they are generally very purposeful in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will have great tension and depression. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.

54, it's annoying to ignore you.

I hope I love you one day, and I can write backwards. .

56. People don't want it! Hmm!

57. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

58. Don't torture yourself with past memories.

59. It's especially good to see you in a good mood!

Please, she's a girl!

6 1, it doesn't matter to comfort yourself after every exam, everyone is participating. .

62. If you care, you will consider it. If you don't care, you won't even think about it.

63. People just want you to care more!

64. Actually, I know everything, sometimes I just can't get through the hurdle in my heart-

65. I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is a substitution here.

66. I really want to tell you that I miss you so much, but what I am afraid of is just a simple oh word.

Honey, I'm tired. Please go and cook! No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.

68. A coquetry woman makes a man willing to serve her.

No one to accompany you! Let me accompany you!

70.thank you. That's what SAO talks about.

7 1, the funniest thing is that invisibility is visible to it, but you turn a blind eye.

72, you are good or bad, bullying others, hum!

73, obviously not a stranger, but pretend to be stranger than a stranger.

74. Falling in love is not a treat to dinner, but a woman overthrows a woman's regime.

75. The result that cannot be subverted is the initial foreshadowing.

76. Please, you weren't like this before!

77. It is rare for a spoiled boy to be cute as hell. My baby is like this, hehe.

78. Many people think that a man's coquetry is a sissy, but it is not. A man's coquetry is a manner, but it is not every woman's coquetry, but a girlfriend's patent. If you spoil your girlfriend at the right time, it is a deadly weapon. Boy, you will be lucky if you learn to behave like a spoiled child.

79, oh, you are good or bad, (bullying others) hum! I hate it!

If I were not here, would you like other girls?

8 1, honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

82. If he acts coquetry in front of you, prove that you are one of our own. If his coquetry fails to achieve his goal, he will feel embarrassed or sad.

83. You are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

84. Don't always think that parents are dirty and have no face. We can't repay their kindness all our lives.

85. Did you miss anyone today?

86. When I was a child. Cry, cry, laugh, grow up, laugh, laugh, cry. The latest coquettish words

87. Spoiled women must be gentle. A coquettish woman can easily command a man: husband, help me carry the parcel. Look at other people's little hands, all printed in red.

How to express long-distance love and propose marriage?

Confession of long-distance love

1, many people disagree. After all, when we are separated, we can't take care of each other, and there is always loss in our hearts. But many long-distance lovers are really happy, happier than anyone else. Two people can be bored together all day, although they are very happy. They seldom feel lonely, but they also seldom miss for a long time.

2. It will be very hard in these years in a different place, and sometimes it is even hard to want to quarrel. Because our lives don't intersect, we can't even find a reason to quarrel. Even if you quarrel, you will wonder if you are alienated. We must be careful what we say and do so as not to end our relationship. This kind of life is very tiring, except for missing, we only have ourselves.

3, brew a cup of light green tea, ten fingers hit the keyboard and continue to break, there is your shadow in the cup, and there is your joke between your fingers. Your face is a little fuzzy, but I can clearly remember the back of your turn. Take a sip of tea slowly and write a line missing you. But when I pick up the pen, your voice and smile will come into my eyes, and all the happiness and pain in my heart will drop on the paper, filled with thoughts of you.

4. We are in a long distance relationship, one person's strength, one person's street, one person's moon, one person's sun, one person's wind and rain, one person's footsteps. Through this journey of life that is not around each other.

Every day, my thoughts and memories stay in the memories when we met, replaying this familiar face. It never seems to leave me, but obviously, I don't love it anymore, and you don't love it anymore. You have left me, haven't you?

If one year in July, I meet you, and there will be no more Qian Shan, no more wandering, no more parting ways, you say, how wonderful! If I meet you in July, I will never see my spouse again, never have a fixed place to live, never fly away, you say, how wonderful it would be! But I am afraid that one day, we both rushed to resist the distance, but accidentally lost time.

7. That kind of yearning, that kind of longing, that kind of uneasiness, that kind of entanglement, that kind of turbulence, that kind of torture. Think of everything we once had, and there is an unspeakable happiness in my heart. At this moment, I can only gently call your name to the screen.

Although we know the cruelty of reality, when we become a member of a long-distance relationship, the feeling is beyond words. Began to miss the days when you were around. Miss you, when I am sad, I will gently touch my head and say softly, fool, don't think too much.

9. The dim light awakens you and me again and again, through the loneliness and yearning at night.

10, when I leave, I know there is a feeling called missing: when I miss you, will you just miss me? People always miss others. I long for you to appear in my dream and hug me! On a moonlit night, I miss you in the distance.

1 1, in fact, a person is quite good, no worries, no ties, just a little lonely.

12, I don't know if the love that happens all the time in every corner of the world is like this. From the initial excitement to the final dullness, it has its irrefutable direction. When everything calms down after the surge of hormones, we can see more clearly the love given by each other, how much joy and how much flattered, how many flaws and how much self-righteousness there are.

13, the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but the distance between two dead people. Instead of this, let go, let the other person let go, in fact, let yourself let go. Complete each other, complete yourself. Without spring hair and summer looks, how can there be a bumper harvest in autumn? Without long-term running and experience, how can we realize the true meaning of life?

14, when you miss thousands of things at night, my love whispers to you on your pillow, like mom's lullaby to put you to sleep, sweet to sleep. Love is an experience. The love you feel with your heart is the love you see the true feelings in the subtle depths. My love for you is this kind of love implanted in bone marrow.

15, my heart is boiling again, and waves are stirring in my heart. Ever since I met you, I've had dreams. These dreams haunt me, intermittent, hidden and present. Sometimes hazy, hazy to only a faint outline like ink painting; Sometimes it's so clear that you seem to feel your breath and your tenderness. And in order to continue this dream, I wrote lingering poems and tender feelings of words.

16, I salvage past memories from the depths of the years, and they all turn into moonlight outside the window, flowing in my palm on sleepless nights. You are just like everyone else in my life. A short meeting is followed by a long parting.

17, one day I finally stopped thinking about him, because he has been away for too long, and my habits are not used to it.

18, Qian Qian's ten thousand gentleness plopped out, causing ripples in his heart, silently counting your smiles and swaying his lovesickness. Strolling through the heart occupied by thoughts, I just want to engrave it into eternity with words and cherish it.

19. If you don't like it, don't choose it. If you like it, you must stick to it. Being together is a kind of fate. Don't make people who like you cry easily. Cherish every minute together. Good memories should be reserved for happiness and laughter.

20. Long-distance love does not mean breaking up, but there are some things that can be persisted. There must be love in this world that can win the jet lag and survive the distance, as long as she believes and as long as you insist.

2 1, long-distance love, love is not only love, but also a kind of persistence; Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, and like children, we start over.

22. Long-distance lovers are lucky, because you have someone to stick with, a heart to share your persistence and dreams, and a love strong enough to challenge the distance. Isn't it a kind of happiness to find such a person who trusts you unconditionally in the vast sea of people?

23. One sentence reminds me of all my thoughts about you. So I'm still so weak.

24, long-distance love, when others appear in pairs, you only have a mobile phone and the temperature in the distance, no wonder many feelings lose to distance. In fact, breakups happen every day. Some people meet every day and leave, and some people don't break up with Wan Li. What is unreliable may not be time and distance, but people's hearts. It's just that if you still believe and he insists, then stick to it. What stands the test must be precious. I hope time will come to your station.

25. At this time, I am eager to see you. I want to hug you and send you warmth. Because you are afraid of the cold, and you say you want to hibernate with me, your idea is always so cute! What do you think in your little head all day? That's what makes you feel warm. You are always so confused that you are late every day. I told you to get up, but you fell asleep. what can I say? Then you are late again! Really not at ease. You said you were alone outside, and you were really worried that you would get lost like this. This is also my biggest concern.

Because of the separation between the two places, the misunderstanding or contradiction between two people will be magnified many times, and it is really difficult to go on. But if you really love each other, you must stick to it, have more trust and understanding, and believe that love can resist everything.

It can't be sweeter, that's what young artists say.

This time is different from the past, you have to watch the stars and the moon with people, and the sky is gray; You want to talk about the philosophy of life from poems and songs, and when people come over with an expression, the topic will turn around and start to fight. However, there is always a way. In the era of fragmented reading, we can't afford to spend a long speech. You might as well learn something sweet and touching to express your feelings.

Words of repentance

1, I'll give you my whole soul, together with its quirks, small temper, flickering, 1800 bad habits. Really annoying, only one thing is good. I love you.

Do you want to know what my love for you is? I just like you from the bottom of my heart. I think your every move is very kind. You like others more than me, and I am not happy. If you like others, I will cry, but I still like you.

I will love you forever if you like. If you don't want to, I will miss you forever.

4. You are a very lovely person. You really should meet the best people. I really wish I was.

My courage and your courage add up, is it enough to deal with the world? Send our voice to the world, I dare not be alone. With you, I dare.

6. Calm down and think of you, and feel that everything is incredibly beautiful.

7. I love you. When I saw it, I fell in love with you. I love you to the point of selflessness. Like a pigeon flying away in a man's hand, he wants the pigeon to fly away from his heart. You can also fly. I'll be sad and happy, and I don't know what will happen.

What I want to say is: as long as you really love each other, even if it is an hour a day, you should not make a clean break.

9. As soon as you came, I made up my mind to be serious and not to live casually, even if I had to make efforts and sacrifices.

10 I think our love is like a candy can. We are like two children around this candy can, and we will find some surprises from time to time.

1 1, wake up and feel that I love you very much.

12, I am willing to give up everything and miss you for the rest of my life.

We are all redundant people in the world, but at least we are the most important people to each other in the world.

14. In short, you are very good and excellent. I have lived for more than twenty years. For the discussion of life, this is the only conclusion, others are negative. Of course I love you.

15, I hope you will fall in love with someone soon and let that person bully you, just like you bully me.

16, only you seem completely different from everyone else. Maybe you won't know that when I am with you, I am much more lively than when I am with others. I am isolated from the whole world, and only you can induce me.

17, send you the love of the whole universe and the thoughts from ancient times to eternity.

18, everything here is ugly, the wind, rain and sun are ugly, people are ugly, and I am ugly. Only you are as admirable as the sky.

19, don't worry about getting old, it must be cute when you are old. Moreover, if you are ten years older, of course, I am ten years older, the world is ten years older and God is ten years older. Everything is the same.

20. The sun, the moon, the stove, the pen and the Oxford Concise Dictionary all prove to me that my loyalty to you will never change. I am so sincere and afraid.

In that era of letters, according to a poem by Mu Xin, cars, horses and mail are all slow, and you can only love one person in your life. But faster than in the past. Modern society seems to be fast, but it is not difficult to keep a slow pace. For example, slowly grind a love story and talk about a love.