An interesting joke on April Fool's Day

An interesting joke on April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is an interesting joke. In fact, during April Fool's Day, we often play tricks on some people around us. April Fool's Day is a festival dedicated to playing tricks on people, and it is also a festival handed down from the West. Here are some funny jokes about April Fool's Day.

Funny jokes on April Fool's Day 1 1. There is a tacit understanding, a wonderful feeling, a desire, an idiot who will finish reading the message!

2. Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door to door, sheep are baked in the future, and dogs are used for people. Just wait for the circle.

3. When you see this message, you are in trouble; Deleting text messages is a disaster; Reply to the text message, you owe me my life; If you don't reply to the text message, you will embark on the road to death.

4. Mosquitoes fly to the sleeping baby. Dad drives away mosquitoes and puts toilet water on them. The baby woke up and shouted, Mom, the mosquito just peed on my bed!

5, Bajie met the old man and asked: Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will be a shemale.

6. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

7. The melon at the foot of Dongshan Mountain is called white gourd, the melon on the West Lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, and what about the melon on the sand beside Nice Lake? Idiot, "good fool"!

8. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you commanded the whole army, with a pot cover on your head, sacks on your body, canned food on your feet, and Chinese cabbage in your hand. You still shouted, who has duck feathers and goose feathers to sell?

9. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go brush your teeth!

10, I miss you when the phone rings once, and I love you when the phone rings twice ... When the phone rings seven times, it means: Where have you been? Don't answer the phone if you need anything.

1 1, don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang. I don't believe you. That's my uncle. First bomb and then poison, the United States has to take it. If you refuse to accept it again, your account will become a pig!

12, I had a dream last night, and you were the protagonist! I dreamed that you were panting after a pig with a kitchen knife. The pig suddenly knelt down and begged for mercy, saying, we are born from the same root, so why fry each other!

13, one of my hobbies must be sleeping. I seldom fall asleep before 12 am, but I won't get up before 8 am without something important. In fact, we are not sleepy, just want to sleep.

14, your flash made my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I couldn't let you leave again, and I would never ... catch a thief!

15, when we have money, we will go to the body every day. As thin as you want, as big as you want. Buy two VIP cards at a time, one for the upper body and one for the lower body.

16, abandoned by people? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad or discouraged. Even if the whole world dislikes you, at least our state-owned pig farm is your warm home.

17, hearing the sound of the ladies' room next door, he stared at the yellow liquid on both sides, thinking that he finally had communication with the goddess and was very happy.

18, since I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you … are two piles.

19, it's raining, the rain is fluttering, and the wind is like a broken knife. You push a wooden chariot in the rain and run in the rain. Suddenly, you stop, glare ahead and scream at the sky: off-broken-rotten-la!

20. Those who see women can't walk are called anthomaniac, those who like reading are called bookworm, and those who love martial arts are called martial artists. I heard that you don't have any hobbies, just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

2 1, when I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side. It's really unlucky to be with you!

22. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jonina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

23, take the salary than the salary, forget it and don't want to live. Take care of yourself, forget it. Compare the stars, forget it. Compare scarlet to scarlet, forget it, it's you. Have a nice weekend and stay young forever.

24. Now please touch your face and smile in the mirror. If your skin color is pink and the fluff on your face is tender and soft, it means that you are healthy. Ok, our lecture on raising pigs is over!

25. I've always wanted to say two words to you, and I finally got up the courage today: the first sentence, I love you, and I like you so much; The second sentence, don't take the first sentence seriously Haha, remember to be happy!

26. Dog's wish: I really want to have a bone. When I eat the meat on it, it will grow new meat. Chicken's feeling: Since human invented the clock, my value has plummeted!

27. When the clouds pass by, it is the trace that I miss you; That's how I miss you when the light shines; When it rains, it is evidence that I miss you; When it thundered, I prayed to heaven that you were struck by lightning!

28. The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have honked the horn. Why don't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear you honk!" Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.

29. When hunting the bottom, the money is lost; When listening to the stock review, the money was cheated; When investing for a long time, money begins to lose money from the announcement of delisting; When preparing to cover the position, the money was lost from the new round of decline.

30. A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

3 1, I want to invite you to dinner, but I have no money, and I want to invite you to dance. Unfortunately, I am short and miserable, and I want to walk with you, but I have no choice but to close the road. Fortunately, I still have a mobile phone to send a text message to greet you: When will you invite me to dinner?

32. When our hair is white, our teeth are loose, our eyes are swollen and our skin is wrinkled, can we still keep in touch? I tell you, even if my memory is vague, I must remember that you are an idiot.

33. When I was a child, people who sold popsicles generally pushed bicycles to sell them. Once, I heard an aunt shouting in the room: New ice cream is selling well. (It is estimated that this aunt used to sell fried dough sticks. )

34. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it!

Promise me that no matter what happens, you will be calm, no matter what you do, you will be firm, no matter when and where you meet, you will be optimistic and happy, and you will not tell anyone that you are crazy!

36. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, and dream about you when I sleep. I can't do it during the day and I can't sleep at night. I have suffered a lot. When can I get your ... 5 million prize?

37. Among the students of that year, the one who read English as "interest should be given" became the principal; Those who interpret it as "it is difficult to change history" become families. I read I should be exhausted and became a company employee. How do you read it?

38. It's a pleasure to miss you. Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do. Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing. However, it just happened to lie to you.

39. My friends say I am a handsome guy, but I refuse to admit it. Finally, they gave me thousands of dollars, and I reluctantly agreed! To tell the truth, I don't want to have this title either, but I am forced in front of money!

40. It's hot. I'll ask Sister Caterpillar to bring you some kisses. I ask Aunt Mosquito to sing you a lullaby every night. Don't be polite to me. There are better gifts for you!

4 1, lovers should choose tenderness like water and sweetness like honey; Opponents should choose smart, capable and powerful; Colleagues should choose hard work and have no temper; Friends should choose the pig's head and dog's brain with a runny nose. Stop looking and wipe your nose.

42. Xiaoming was puzzled when he heard Xiaoli grinding her teeth during her nap. The teacher told Xiaoming, "I grind my teeth when I sleep because of calcium deficiency." Xiaoming suddenly realized, "I used to grind my teeth into powder and eat calcium supplements!"

43. You didn't contact me at the weekend. Don't you forget: without my company, your mood will be miserable and gloomy, happiness is doomed to miss you, life will be full of tears, and you can only keep company with pigs!

44. The doorman cleans in front of a family building. Suddenly, a watermelon skin fell from the sky and landed on the doorman's head. The guard looked up and sighed: fortunately, it is watermelon skin! Laughter came from the window: Do you want watermelon?

45. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chicks all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

46. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts. The plane will take off soon. After the plane took off, the flight attendant announced again. Please keep your seat belt fastened. We forgot to board the plane for breakfast today.

48. One day during the period of War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, the Japanese swept into the village. You are surrounded by Japanese devils to cover your comrades. You jumped at the devil with a big knife! Just listen to plop: you fell out of bed gloriously!

Promise me to take good care of myself, no matter what happens, I will be calm, no matter what I do, I will be firm, I will be optimistic whenever and wherever I meet, and I will not tell anyone that you are crazy.

50. The north wind roared, the winter rain continued, and the snow fell. Friend, I know you are cold, but it doesn't matter. I brought you a microwave oven. Bake it yourself when it's cold! Have fun!

5 1. You are young and romantic. You can worry about money, face and figure, but don't bend over for feelings.

52, after breaking up, you when I sacrifice me when you die, finished.

Every time I don't want to study, I tell myself in the mirror that I must study hard like this, otherwise others will say that that person is nothing but beautiful.

54. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.

55. Everyone has a guilty conscience, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

57. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

58. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

59. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

60. A person is not alone, but when he misses someone.

April Fool's joke 2 1, I love you all my life, it's true, please believe me! You are my baby, I can't live without you! Only I know your heart best, and your eyes are the gentlest! Please look at the third word of each sentence. Happy April Fool's Day!

2, April Fool's Day, the stupidest blessing to the stupidest `you: I wish you innocence, kindness and ignorance; Great wisdom is stupid, and great stupidity is especially stupid; Stupid, super stupid; Stupid, stupid; Stupid style, stupid level!

3. Whether the quality of blessing is high or not depends on the reading effect: take a few seconds to read carefully, articulate, look right, keep your mouth straight, and your IQ is not zero. April fool's day, the effect is yo! Honey, it worked well!

4. A pair of eyes have golden eyes and their cheeks are painted red. Two packs of salt in his hand and a pack of cigarettes in his mouth. When the police saw that martial law was going to be imposed, the hospital took you for a physical examination. People say that your brain is smoking, and you say that you perform on holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day, and we decided to choose typical key training, so that some people can be "stupid" first, so that they can't stand being stupid, and finally entertain others and themselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!

6, career will not seek "stupid", love has never been "stupid", and often takes advantage of "stupid" Weng, financial resources are rolling year after year, and good luck is "stupid" every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

7, the work is relaxed and not tired, the income soars, the lovers line up, and they are full of energy every day. Happiness goes hand in hand, and all troubles are invalid. Why is life so beautiful? Daydreaming, don't waste it! Happy April Fool's Day!

8, it is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

9. Your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping position is sweet and innocent, and your life is more leisurely than that of a fairy. Being a pig is actually quite good!

10. Quick identification method of stupid short messages: the receiver is stupid every year, the respondent is stupid every month, the forwarder is stupid every day, the storer is stupid all the time, and the deletion is not stupid. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, be very careful today, be careful when you walk or talk, please be careful when you ask your friends to tell the truth from the truth, and be careful in everything so that you won't be laughed at. April Fool's Day is coming, you must not be careless!

12, today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

13. The donkey told the fish that the fish was stupid. Fish says donkeys are more stupid. Donkey says fish is more stupid. The donkey said that fish is stupid. The fish said the donkey was stupid. The donkey said that fish is stupid. Do you know whether the donkey is more stupid or the fish is more stupid? Don't you know? That's good. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, water is called bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; Those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

15, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

16, April Fool's Day is coming again, and chickens fly and dogs jump; Friends fool around, colleagues love to be funny; Be careful when going to the toilet and bring paper towels; There is an invitation on the phone, think about you coming again; If a beautiful woman confesses, caution is a trap; Come back early from work, don't get caught!

17, it's really too expensive to go out for consumption. If you want welfare, prepare it yourself; Buy some meat, and the price of meat will fly; Buy some vegetables and double the price; The wallet is too flat, so you can only have a bowl of instant noodles; The ticket price has also increased, so we have to draw cakes to satisfy our hunger!

18, if all the pies falling from the sky unfortunately hit you today; If all the shit on the road today is unfortunately trampled by you; Then, let all the good luck this year revolve around you! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Fishermen take fishing boats in the rain and catch thousands of fish. A basket full of happiness, a string of wealth success, and endless fishing for health and good luck. I wish you a relaxed and happy day. Happy April Fool's Day to the luckiest fisherman!

I'm going to treat you to a big meal, so don't eat these days. Please be patient when you stand at the gate of the hotel waiting for me. I will arrive sooner or later. To kill time, please say to yourself: Happy April Fool's Day!

April fool's day funny joke April fool's day 3 classic sentences.

1, your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping position is sweet and innocent, and your life is more carefree than a fairy. Being a pig is actually not bad!

2. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

A cricket bet with a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, what should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?

4. Notice: There will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north. Sorry, it's stuck. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. The animal world is wonderful. Lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise is silent, turn on the phone and watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. It is said that meteors are responsive! I would like to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, breaking the silence of the night sky for me, and then with my blessing, let it fall on your sleeping pillow … and kill you! Happy April Fool's Day!

According to your birthday, you are sure to make a windfall today. Blow an explosive hairstyle first, put on patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street, muttering "Come on". Happy April Fool's Day!

9, there is romance in my heart, every day is Valentine's Day, I am grateful, every day is Thanksgiving, every day is Labor Day, I can fool you, every day is Carnival and April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, April Fool's Day three from four virtues: from the recent beginning, from the closest relationship, from the best temper; Students can be fooled, colleagues can be fooled, close friends can be teased and lovers can be entertained.

1 1. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you at dinner, dream about you when I sleep, I can't do it during the day, and I can't sleep at night. A thousand words: when can I find you ... 5 million prize! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, one spring river and one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

13, do you know how I know you? When I was in kindergarten, the teacher said: wetting the bed is three yuan once, five yuan twice and ten yuan three times. I was just about to ask how much the monthly subscription is, when you resolutely raised your hand and said, Teacher, I will handle the annual card!

14, it's hard to be confused, and you have to paste it if you don't draw it; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

15, my short message said that there was no silver in the land for 320 days, and the fishing situation was simple and straightforward. Smile! Rack one's brains like this just to wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

16, when you see this message, congratulations, you stand out from 99 competitors and you have won my love. Would you like to come out and celebrate? Happy April Fool's Day!

17, if it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you! Happy April Fool's Day!

18, a note was posted at the entrance of the self-study building: Do not study in this building for inspection. Please forgive me for any inconvenience.

19, I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. Make a bunch of garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other lovely vegetables for a lovely little boy. You'd better sprinkle some stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it takes a professional flower delivery girl to send it formally. I also want a tofu skin from Zhang greatly as a greeting card attached to the bouquet, on which my heartfelt greetings are written in soy sauce.

2 1. Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first, and then say "mouse is old" three times. After he said, "Mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him, "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse". I have tried many times, and it works every time.

22. I've wanted to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

23. Be a man, leave a place for fools, do things without the power of fools, and live like a fool. Today, I mixed water with the "fool" and finally found you, the fool who escaped the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

24. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev Happy April Fool's Day!

25. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always enjoy eating, and you always fall asleep while sleeping. I really envy you, alas! Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book and two one-inch photos, and come to our place to receive the prize quickly, before it expires. Prize: a piece of toilet paper.

27. I want to say goodbye to you. I am sad to see innocent written on your face. Why did I choose deeply, but I had to give up in a hurry? I want to keep you around forever, but my mother said "pigs are not allowed in the city"! Happy April Fool's Day!

28. Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad or discouraged. Even if the whole world dislikes you, at least our state-owned pig farm is your warm home. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is coming, please be vigilant. All received text messages, not only can't be believed, but also have to be understood in reverse. There are many short messages praising your cleverness, all of which were intercepted by me. Let's show it after April Fool's Day!

30. Is there anyone around you who likes to take advantage of petty gain? You can carefully take out the cut tobacco of a cigarette, be careful not to damage the cigarette paper, then add pepper powder, arrange the cut tobacco and put it in his usual place, so that he can take it himself. Don't worry about him. You can watch the play after you burn it.

3 1, due to "Ping An" falling, please turn off your mobile phone for a week to ensure safety!

32. I am a lonely tree. I have stood by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me and I will fall for you. If I don't hit you, it's for nothing.

April 1 day is April Fool's Day. In order to prevent people from being cheated, our company decided to take a day off without deducting wages and bonuses. Special reminder: please don't go out and run around on this day. Please forward it to each other!

34. Put a note in the book your roommate must read every day and write: "The person who loves you the most will wait for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight".

35. I will follow you wherever you fly; No matter where you run, I will chase you. Then I'll kill you.-dead fly. Happy April Fool's Day!

I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips and black eyes. Your singing is great, and the lyrics are always in the same tune-hum-hum. You are my pet pig!

37. I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?"

38. Did you get lost in the virgin forest with you last time? When you are exhausted and hungry, you are at a loss. You suddenly ran forward excitedly and shouted, "My father-in-law and son-in-law are here." I wonder what happened to you. I was just about to catch up and ask what happened when I saw a sign next to it. I took a closer look and it said, "30 kilometers away from Gaolaozhuang". I finally understand why you are excited. Happy April Fool's Day!

39. Lovers should choose tenderness as water and sweetness as honey; Opponents should choose smart, capable and powerful; Colleagues should choose hard work and have no temper; Friends should choose the pig's head and dog's brain with a runny nose. Stop looking and wipe your nose. Happy April Fool's Day!

40. pig hunting notice: a purebred white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!