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About the epidemic can't go out, talk about the excitement of the Chinese New Year epidemic can't go out, and talk about copywriting.

The epidemic is boring at home. What should I do if I want to send a circle of friends and can't find a copy? Never mind, I brought you an interesting story about not going out during the Chinese New Year epidemic. You can collect these sentences if you like. Send a circle of friends every day to prove your existence!

What if the epidemic doesn't go out? 1.? Stay at home and make contributions to the country. New year's weight gain and chin acne, forget your age, grow up and be kind.

2.? On the ninth day of staying indoors, I hope the epidemic will end soon. Let's embrace the warm spring together ~

3.? Thirteen days at home. I continue to respond to the call, don't go out and don't add chaos to the country. I hope the epidemic will get better as soon as possible. It is really worrying to see the increasing number of patients with coronavirus pneumonia. When the country is big, it is always full of disasters, and everything will be fine. Come on, God bless China. ?

4.? This new year is a festival where we are trapped at home and can't play happily, while some people are still struggling for their lives.

5.? I wanted to go home for the New Year and gain weight 10 kg. As a result, I was trapped at home because of the epidemic, and I couldn't buy anything or eat it. I could only get thinner and thinner.

6.? Today is a picnic. You can't go out at home now Crispy noodles in the supermarket are very attractive today.

7.? I don't know what to do when I am stuck at home every day, and my circle of friends sends it every day, which is very annoying. The day when the epidemic situation is effectively controlled is our New Year!

8.? The mobile phone is still fully charged without charging for three days. Although trapped at home, it is also very fulfilling. Occasionally look at the mobile phone to pay attention to the epidemic.

9.? I have arrived at my post, and I am working at home. At present, there is no need to satisfy the country. I will not add chaos to boarding graduate school, mobile phone registration and telephone communication, and WeChat online.

10.? In 2020, I was looking forward to the new year with great joy. However, at the beginning of the Spring Festival, a new type of pneumonia devastated people. It is far more serious and terrible than imagined. This disaster has been reminding us to learn to cherish. But the virus is ruthless! Everybody, Qi Xin, work together! Overcome the epidemic as soon as possible and welcome a better life! Come on, China! ?

It's funny that the Chinese New Year epidemic can't get out. Tell me about the copy 1. When I went out to buy a flower duck, I accidentally tore open the bag and the duck jumped out with a clang! ! ! It turned out to be a noisy mud duck.

2.? I just took the medicine given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks and became impatient after eating it. At first, I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

3.? When I stay up late: I really like staying up late. I think I was a street lamp in my last life.

4.? When I am too tired: too tired, bring a lucky netizen to fight for me.

5.? Tell others my current situation: ideal summer vacation: lose weight and get rich; Summer vacation in reality: reducing wealth and increasing weight.

6.? When I go out too hot: I go out for 5 minutes and sweat for 2 hours. I am just a handful of cumin for barbecue.

7.? Suddenly feeling: It would be nice if the weight can exceed 100 minus 20.

8.? Comfort brothers and sisters: Be strong, at least you are liked by mosquitoes.

9.? Everyone sees me as: myopia+facial paralysis+phobia+unresponsiveness = coldness in others' eyes.

10.? To tell the truth: if you are not ugly, you are actually beautiful.

1 1.? I bought a squid beard at a roadside kebab shop. After eating, I felt sick all over. The doctor said I called it an empty beard.

12.? When I went out, I bumped into the corner of the table. The rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

13.? The doctor gave me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out. It turned out to be a good pill.

14.? I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and couldn't stop crying when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a quiet bun.

When is the epidemic closure expected to be lifted? 1, I think it has been at least more than half a month, or even longer. Now the daily epidemic report data is growing a bit scary. If it is not blocked, it will be faster than this.

2. During novel coronavirus, the number of days of road closure depends on the control of the epidemic situation. If the epidemic situation is effectively controlled, the road closure will be lifted according to the requirements of the national government and local governments.