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Single dog almost cried when the couple sprinkled dog food with six small routines.

Once, I sent a message to my boyfriend.

I want, I want, I want,

He said: "Daughter-in-law has a good rest. I don't want it recently. "

I don't want it for a month. "

You also send it to your boyfriend.

Tell your boyfriend that you want to travel.

"He said, OK, where do you want to go?"

"I said, I want to go to your bed and take a day trip."

Tell my boyfriend I want to eat strawberries.

He looked at me with that evil look and said

"Plant it in your 37-degree soil."

Every time he goes to the toilet, he smokes a cigarette and talks to him.

Later, I directly took more than 800 pieces of perfume to spray.

I also proudly say that my wife is fragrant in this corner.

All right, smell your penis! ! !

He raised his voice very high when quarreling.

I looked him in the eye.

Then, silently pick up the phone and sit on the sofa.

A few days later, he waved in front of me with lipstick! !

Suddenly, I nervously ran over and said to him

Oh, no, I forgot something.

He asked, what is it?

Kiss him and say, that's it

What did you and your partner do?

What about warm and romantic things?