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Single dog almost cried when the couple sprinkled dog food with six small routines.
I want, I want, I want,
He said: "Daughter-in-law has a good rest. I don't want it recently. "
I don't want it for a month. "
You also send it to your boyfriend.
Tell your boyfriend that you want to travel.
"He said, OK, where do you want to go?"
"I said, I want to go to your bed and take a day trip."
Tell my boyfriend I want to eat strawberries.
He looked at me with that evil look and said
"Plant it in your 37-degree soil."
Every time he goes to the toilet, he smokes a cigarette and talks to him.
Later, I directly took more than 800 pieces of perfume to spray.
I also proudly say that my wife is fragrant in this corner.
All right, smell your penis! ! !
He raised his voice very high when quarreling.
I looked him in the eye.
Then, silently pick up the phone and sit on the sofa.
A few days later, he waved in front of me with lipstick! !
Suddenly, I nervously ran over and said to him
Oh, no, I forgot something.
He asked, what is it?
Kiss him and say, that's it
What did you and your partner do?
What about warm and romantic things?
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