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1. You are a man. You are very creative and have great courage to live!

2. Drinking is basically based on delivery, smoking is basically based on supply, wages are basically unchanged, and wives are basically not used.

Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? Tell me if you really miss me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable, I miss you too!

4. Actually, you are not that good. You are just more beautiful, gentler, smarter, more virtuous, more sensible, more generous and more modest than other girls. ...

5. Help crops every day. Corrupt officials also work hard, 20 thousand silver.

5, close the door and count the money, afraid of urging during the day, surprised at night, knocking at the door in the middle of the night, sweating, who is the newcomer, you have no idea!

6. I once had a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. If God gives me another chance, I want to say to you: Have you eaten? Please be kind to me!

7. Public servants are not afraid of drinking. Ten thousand cups and thousands of lamps are just idle. "Xishui" and "Yanghe" make waves, "Confucius" makes mud pills, "drunkards" warm their stomachs, "special songs" are chilling, and they prefer "Maotai".

Wuliangye ",

After the escort, I will smile.

The two of us slept together yesterday, and as a result, people who were bitten by mosquitoes couldn't sleep. You are mad, rummaging through the cupboard for a plate of mosquito-repellent incense. I advise you to say, "it's not summer yet, you don't need that thing!" " "You didn't listen to the advice and roared," I won't order! "I don't order!" The hospital picked you up. Take care of yourself!

9. Who is Wu Bai's younger brother?

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Madonna's younger brother is McDonald's, and Si Long's younger brother has too much shit. 10. Our feelings, under the guidance of a series of correct principles and policies of the Party, under the cordial care of the Party, and under the personal questioning of the leaders, are developing vigorously along the healthy road in the past year! 1 1. Kill you. I am afraid of blood. Poison you. There are too many fake medicines. Electrocute you. The electricity bill is too expensive. Drowning you. Maybe you can swim, but you still want to die!

12. The mountaineer said to his companions when he reached the summit: In order to climb Mount Everest, we spent almost all our lives planting the national flag, but it was worth it. Pass me the flag. The companion exclaimed: What, I thought you had it?

13. You always say that I am worthless. You can't make two farts and shit with one stick. It is very unsatisfactory that the earth has no gravity, but I am also very interested. Come on, put on the ring-

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8K pure iron!

Father: You are so old, it's time to find a wife. Son: Yes, but there are too many people. Whose wife am I looking for?

15. The happiest thing in life is that I can do things that others can't. For example, I can send text messages to scold you, but you don't know who I am, hahaha!

16. An actor came back from his performance and said to his friend: My performance was very successful, and the applause of the audience lasted for a long time. But next week will be difficult, because the temperature will drop, so there will be much fewer mosquitoes.

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According to the eight-character calculation, you are sure to make a fortune today. Blowing an explosive hairstyle, wearing patched clothes, holding a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, walking along the street, muttering "Come on!"

Father: You are so old, it's time to find a wife. Son: Yes, but there are too many people. Whose wife am I looking for?

19. Meeting you; I was at a loss in panic; Your loving eyes; I can't avoid it; Know your heart; I tried to avoid it; You follow closely; I cried; Whose dog is this?

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10. Someone farted on the bus. A coquettish woman spat, "bah-bah-bah-". A man said, why, you spit out your shell after eating fart!

2 1. You are very creative. It is your courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God has a little temper. You should live bravely. Without you, who can foil the beauty of the world?

22. I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I'm afraid to ask. Especially on quiet and lonely nights, so many thoughts make me insomnia, so I want to send a text message to ask you … do you still wet the bed?

23. When you put on the "Tiger and Leopard" shirt, put on the "Good News Bird" suit and put on a set of "

The pants of "Seven Wolves" and the shoes of "Golden Monkey" finally won the first applause in your life: "You are so human!"

24. The kitten meets the cow. She greeted the cow politely, but the cow made fun of the kitten and said, "You have a beard so young?" The cat was very angry and shouted, why don't you wear a bra when you are so old?

25. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!

26. When the nurse saw 1 the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

Twenty-seven After system testing, your mobile phone has been infected with WAP virus. Please open the fuselage immediately and bend the circuit board into

90 degrees!

Twenty-eight Girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eat you every day, no exception, no exception. Everyone sees it and everyone loves it.

29. Dr. He proposed to Miss Bao, a nurse, but was rejected. Dr. He was surprised and asked her why. Miss Bao said, if I marry you and have a baby, people won't call me poached eggs!

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The first episode of the story: hit you with money, love you with heart, and wait for you with heart! The next episode: money, love shortage, heartbreak! The story of love.

Congratulations on winning the big prize. Please do it tonight.

At ten o'clock sharp, I went to the People's Bank of China with my sabre, shotgun and soil gun.

32. In order to consolidate the results of bird flu prevention and control, the central government decided to slaughter all animals that walk on two legs. In order to avoid manslaughter, please grab it instead after receiving the message. I won't tell him about ordinary people! Interesting, isn't it?

33. A man saw a beautiful girl on the playground and wanted to strike up a conversation. He picked up something from the ground and walked over and said, classmate, did you drop this allegro brick?

34. In a room, the man gently asked the woman: Does it hurt? The woman said: well, it hurts, hey! Don't be so strong Man: It doesn't hurt if you don't move below. Woman: Hurry up, it hurts! Man: I finally pulled out this tooth!

35. If you sit down with a straight face and a livid face, I will die of grief; Your face is as red as high blood pressure. I am so happy and worried about you, but I can't live without you, dear "stock".

Thirty-six. If you have a fart, you will hold your heart; Do not fart, exercise; I want to fart, everyone pay attention; Fart rang, everyone applauded.