What funny and classic confession messages are there?

(1) If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, you only need to take the first step, and I will walk in your direction for the remaining 999 steps! ! ! (2) If you blink your eyes, I will die; Blink my eyes again, and I will be resurrected; Your eyes keep blinking, so I'm dying! ! ! (3) Seeing a dress may be because of its style; Being caught by a fan may be because of its melody; In this world, there is no need for any reason to like only one person! (4) Excited at the sight of your name; Hearing your voice, I was moved; I want to invite you out again and again; Afraid of acting rashly; Hey! Don't move when I see you! (5) You are handsome, you are handsome, your hair is like kelp, you are wearing a sack, and your waist is tied with shoelaces. If you have nothing to do, you love to be bad! You think you are the most handsome in the world, but in fact you are the second generation of nerves! ! ! (6) I want to send you roses, but its price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I have no choice but to send a confession message to chase you ... I love you, but I dare not say it because I am afraid I will die soon! I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid I'll die. No one loves you like me! ! ! (8) You are crazy, I am stupid, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide! I fell in love with you at first sight, but I didn't want to chase you. I came to see you three times and four times, and five roses were given to you. I want to die. I've bothered you seven times and eight times. I really like you, and I am very satisfied with you! (10) Not all flowers can represent love, but roses can. Not all stars can make a wish, but meteors do; Not everyone can worry me, but you did it! (1 1) Baby, I love you as a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. You flew away, and my mouth was bleeding! (12) It is the warm spring breeze that unlocks the frozen river, the gentle drizzle that caresses the wasteland, and your shallow smile that warms my heart ... (13) Life is a straight line. If you turn a corner, it's to meet you! ! !