What would you do if you received a text message from your loved one?

Look at these things about me! You may have what you want! Haha... I wish you good luck!

I heard that a man has to climb three mountains to find a wife. Seeing that you and I are so predestined, can you please let me climb two less seats so that I can catch up with you earlier? I'm waiting for your answer. If you agree, please reply: I agree. If you don't agree, please reply: I am. agree. If you don’t reply, I will assume that you agree unconditionally.

Teach you how to chase girls with text messages

Lesson 1:

Of course, you must first know the girl mobile phone number.

Secondly, you must be interested in her.

Send a text message: "I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?"

Note: If a girl agrees, the location she is looking for is a comparison. Quiet bars, don’t go to restaurants or bars for the time being.

Lesson 2:

Don’t forget to send a text message after you go home from the date: It was a pleasure chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. have a good night.

Let her know that you are a caring person.

The next day, you can also send her a funny text message, such as:

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon, and the gibbon helped it gently and carefully. After cleaning, they fell in love. When others asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It's all ape dung!

2. I am a bean, and I fell. I’m so discouraged, what can I do to get back on my feet? The answer is----you. There is such a thing called "Pig Encouragement Beans".

3. On the giant panda’s birthday, someone asked him what he wished for. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.

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Let her know that you are a humorous person.

Note: Never post pornographic jokes.

Lesson 3:

When you get up in the morning, send her a text message:

Good morning! The early bird catches the worm today. How many were caught?

I remember a girl answered me like this:

The early worm is eaten by the bird. Haha, I am more like a worm.

Answer: La la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat I eat I eat eat eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just in time, full. Stayed for lunch.

Note: She is a beauty. Girls are more vain, so you can usually send text messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed up in a special way today, very cute.

2. My eyes almost dropped when I saw you dressed so beautifully today. ~!~ ……

Don’t be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4:

After a period of contact and you have become somewhat familiar with it, it’s time for you to show off your tricks. In ancient times, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty went out of his way to send lychees to L'an with a smile on his face. Now use your text messages to please the girl you like.

1. Hints and tricks: If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together silly. When the mountains were covered with ice and snow, we would nest in a warm haystack, and I would hold you in my arms and feed you rat poison.

2. A text message in English is also good: hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, i will be here by your side, miss you day and night!

3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.

4. Teasing and teasing to deepen the impression: I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a pig." From then on, I called you "Pig", and finally one day you Unable to bear it anymore, he shouted to me in public: “It’s weird that I’m not a pig.

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5. The trick of hinting is still effective: Listen, I want to chase you! I will recognize you! You are the one I have been looking for! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I I must chase you until I die! (Damn fly, I’ll slap you to death!) 6. The advantage of sending text messages is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if you are sore and vomiting, even girls. I like sweet words and care from others:

If one day, you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away you are, no matter how many years, this blessing will be Dotted with blue stars, shining in the morning light, shining in the sunset, shining in every inch of your life.

Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a: miss you, b: very much. Miss you, c: I miss you very much, d: I can’t miss you, e: All of the above

Lesson 5:

This lesson is about the quantity and quality of texting :

1. Quantity is more important than quantity. Girls probably don’t like boys with mothers-in-law. Do you find it annoying to have them chattering around you all day long (it’s another matter if you catch them). < /p>

2. Don’t keep sending text messages copied from the Internet. Use your mind. Since you like her, use your brain and send text messages with your heart.

3. Occasionally. You are constantly bombarded with text messages, and suddenly you don’t send a text message for a day or two. When your text messages become a part of a girl’s life, she will wonder why she didn’t send you a text message today. Me? When she takes the initiative to send you a text message, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

4. After giving enough care, the girl will send you a text message. The first text message you send is often to complain to you, such as "I'm so bored", "I'm about to collapse" and so on. Hey, what are you waiting for? Girls are most likely to succeed when they need help the most, so encourage her quickly. :

In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; in fact, the sea is not wide, and one shore is connected to the other; in fact, tears are sweet, when your wish comes true; in fact, I want you to be happy every day.

You must stick to the direction of progress. No matter what happens, I will fight with you. I hope to see a strong me, and I hope to see a strong you!

< p>Call her after texting, this is a must.

Lesson 6

Care about the weather, care about mm. Send a weather forecast to your mm every day:

Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree and the maximum temperature will be 13 degrees. xx asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. (xx, it’s you)

Don’t put the content in brackets in the text message. Don’t copy the text messages on the Internet. Turn other people’s things into your own. That is the highest level!

1. I put mine. Love is given to my close friend. I hope my intention can make you happy. Forgive me for my unintentionality, which occasionally makes you sad. I hope my sincerity can touch your heart. If you have a heart for me, you and I will become sincere. < /p>

2.Male: Can I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on when you sleep?

Female: On the right, what’s wrong?

Male: Then I will sleep on the left side from today on, leaving the right side for you.

Female: You...

3. I heard that your mobile phone does not have text messaging function, so I sent this text message as a test. If you receive a text message that is confirmed to have the SMS function and is mine, please reply: I have it, it’s yours!

4. Like is just a touch of love. Love is deep liking. I hope I don’t have to send you home in the future, but we can go back to our home together.

5. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to declare: I love you...RMB.

6. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me - wallet.

7. I am shy and have never dared to confess to you, but today I finally mustered up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

8. I met you by chance, paid attention to you when we met twice, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% of the time I probably like you, and I am absolutely sure that I love you.

It takes a hundred years to cultivate to find true love, and a thousand years to perfect you and me. Are you willing to have everything ready?

9. You little goblin, you made me fall into your love poison but you refused to give me the antidote! Little bad guy! oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

10. I am not perfect, but I am very real. In other words, I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.