I am a ktv marketer, and I want to edit a humorous short message to inform my customers.

Don't be humorous, this humor has changed places. Humorous words will only be laughed off. You might as well come directly with a discount.

XXX celebrates moving to the new address XXXX. The first 65,438+000 people who come to the store on X and X days, 65,438+000 ~ 500 people all get a 30% discount, and the rest customers get a 8.8% discount. The private room is XX yuan.

This is for the sake of cheapness and fashion, remember.

The discount is self-determined. The first person who comes will say after 500, understand?