Congratulations on the opening of the insurance company.

1. I'm glad to hear that my friend has opened a shop and started a big business. Send you a few words, "sincerity" and "harmony". A word is worth a thousand dollars. Honesty wins repeat customers, and wealth rolls in. I wish you more and more business and wealth in the world!

2. I wish the new store opening: the business is booming all over the world, and it can soar into the sky and show its grand plans. Rich in financial resources up to three rivers, the depths of the river are far away from you, swim to the Dragon Palace, and reproduce the king's demeanor!

3. Send a blessing to the opening of the new store, and send a pair of couplets to express your feelings. The first part: business is booming and wealth is like the sea; Bottom line: guests flow and money flows. Horizontal approval: good business.

4. Once the guests leave, never leave; Second, send the god of wealth here; 3. Send good business every day; Four exemptions are good. I heard that your shop has opened. I'll send you a special gift. Good luck!

5. Congratulations on the opening of the new store and send couplets to express your feelings; The first part: "opening up" the wealth of the four parties and "opening up" the joy of all parties; Downstream:' Welcome friends from all corners of the country' like' money from all directions'; Horizontal batch: business is booming!

6. I opened a shop and realized my dream; Opening celebration; Open, step on it; Blessed and auspicious; Wealth is prosperous and prosperous; Grand plans, grand performances; It succeeded, and it was finished.

7. The flowers on the ground are bright and the colorful flags in the sky are boiling. The fiery red cause has a wide range of financial resources, warm wishes for prosperity, sincere wishes to drive the jumping notes, bring you the vitality of spring, and wish you a prosperous business! All the best!

8. There is a kind of celebration called opening a business, a kind of career called opening a shop, a kind of hope called making a fortune, a kind of firecrackers called warm congratulations, and a kind of blessing called opening congratulations, wishing a new store a fortune.

9. Send you an auspicious fruit basket, and the lower floor is installed smoothly; In the middle, financial resources are rolling; Surrounded by wealth and good luck; It is always covered with success and happiness! Good luck with your opening!

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12. Opening of Golden Day: Platanus acerifolia was planted in front of the door, attracting many phoenixes. Wangdian opened, quality first, credibility check. May you stand on the counter with a smile, prosperous business and rich financial resources!

13. Feng Tianyun, the emperor said: I ordered people to pay attention to the sky and found that the golden sky would be dotted with spring rain. This is a good sign. Seize this opportunity, and your career will flourish!

14. I would like to be the lucky cat to make you lucky and cherish; Please cash the door opener for you to ensure your safe entry. Good business, send the god of wealth. In all directions, wealth keeps coming to your home!

15. Send you a rich tree, and the money keeps rolling; Send you an auspicious flower, and the god of wealth will help you every day; Send you a long blessing, prosperous business and prosperous fortune; I wish you a prosperous business and rich financial resources!

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17. Blessing is a magic weapon. Look at the lucky newspaper, look at the god of wealth, bend down and pick up the gold ingot, and the god of wealth runs home, looking for business, taking photos of gold and silver all over the house, and fishing for jewelry at your disposal. I wish you a happy mood when you open your business, and always smile!

18. Today's business is very prosperous. Look at the miracle of SMS. The god of wealth never leaves, and good luck brings happiness. The existence of happiness will bring happiness, and good luck will bring happiness. I wish business prosperity and happiness to the extreme!

19. The opening of the new store is jubilant, lively and auspicious; Business is bound to roll in and financial resources are bound to be uninterrupted; Send text messages to make money, good luck, and your wallet is full of laughter and joy!

20. firecrackers bring blessings, lucky money into treasure, and festive flower baskets are placed at the door, which is biased towards the god of wealth to bring wealth. May your career be as prosperous as the east wind, eternal prosperity, welcoming guests from all walks of life, being rich and prosperous, and you are thriving.

On the opening day of 2 1., congratulations overflowed the glass, which was beyond words and intoxicated with the future. True feelings and intentions are integrated into our days together, reaching out to the distance and rolling in financial resources.

22. Although a drop of water is very small, 10,000 drops of water in Qian Qian will merge into a river. Although a grain of sand is very light, 10,000 grains of sand in Qian Qian will become a desert. Business is all a mickle makes a muckle. May you start from an early age and transpiration every day.

23. Opening up is a new beginning. Send a few opening congratulations: honest management, customer first, unite employees, and create the future! I wish you wealth, happiness and love!

24. Today is a day to celebrate. I'm excited for you to start a new chapter in your career. I sincerely wish you every day in the future: business is overwhelming, friends are numerous, money is counted with both hands and feet, and you are happy!

25. Sanjiang is full of customers and department stores are full of satisfaction. Wealth is like the morning glow, and interests are like the spring tide with rain. The five lakes trace back to the pottery industry, and the four seas meet Yan Zifeng. I wish you good fortune and prosperous business.

26. Weave flower baskets with Daji and Xinglong, make a box of firecrackers with Wanghuo, and write a congratulatory letter with blessings and wishes; I wish the new store a prosperous business, a prosperous business and all the best.

27. Be ambitious and aim to write in the Spring and Autumn Period. The opening of the new year is good news, and the spring is full. Ling Xiao waved and stood up straight. A galloping horse walked up a flight of stairs. I wish you a good start!

28. United as one, Qi Xin works together; Hundreds of battles are unique, richer than Zhu Tao, and customers are like flowing water. I wish you a prosperous business, treasures everywhere, and eight ways to make money!

29. Firecrackers are ringing at the opening ceremony, and guests from all directions flock to you. Qi Tian Hongyun wishes you success! I wish you a prosperous business, all the best and a wide range of financial resources!

30. The opening day is well chosen and auspicious; When opening, set off firecrackers and jump to make money; Turn on the light very bright, illuminate the bumpy road; The opening song has been played, but fortunately happiness is singing; Good business, busy business, busy days, busy business, I wish you all the best! Rich!

3 1. Entrepreneurship is the starting point of a rich life. I will give you two paths, one is Ma Pingchuan's career path, and the other is happiness and road to riches. Eventually, both of them will reach the peak of your life. I wish you a prosperous business and a cramp in your hand.

32. Opening a shop is a career. Yes, opening a shop is an option. Working hard and opening a shop is a struggle and a dedication. Opening a shop is an opportunity. Take care of it wholeheartedly. I hope you have a lucky start and succeed with you.

33. There are eight buckets of money, and there are three rivers of money. Everyone gathered in the hall, and those who entered will come again. Please read the first and last words respectively. I wish you a prosperous business and congratulations on making a fortune!

34. Congratulations on making a fortune, opening a good business, and getting rich in financial resources. I wish you a prosperous business, a full purse, rich financial resources, a prosperous career and a prosperous life!

35. Business is booming, congratulations on making a fortune, abundant financial resources, good luck, good deeds, fruitful results and bright future!

36. firecrackers send blessings, flower baskets are festive, and a short message sends auspiciousness. Warmly congratulate the opening of the Universiade. Good luck and wealth are rolling in!

37. Celebrations are celebrated with gongs and drums, firecrackers are set off for good luck, flower baskets are full of blessings, and your store has opened. Old friends come to congratulate you. I wish you a prosperous business!

38. Doing business depends on doorways, and managing money depends on know-how. Lucky people often come, and luck is around. Prosperous business will make you enjoy it. I wish you a happier and luckier shop and everything will be better!

39. You can eat late, sleep late and work late, but congratulations on not being late. If you are late, you can't seize the opportunity. I wish you a prosperous business!

40. The sound of firecrackers is endless, and the blessings are warm. Financial resources are rolling in, and money keeps flowing. Cheers circulated for a long time, but laughter was delayed. Life is proud and business is always prosperous.

4 1. It opens on Monday, and everything goes well on Tuesday. On Wednesday, it is happy and harmonious every day. On Thursday and Friday, it is lucky and healthy on weekends. I wish you a good start!

42. The sun is shining, the east wind sends love, and the weather clears up. Even God is congratulating you. A short message is my heart and will always support you. Come on, I wish you a prosperous and fruitful business this year.

43. Congratulations on being a little early the day before yesterday, a little late tomorrow, and a little crowded today. Now congratulations on punctuality. Congratulations on your prosperous business and rich financial resources; Strong financial resources, extending in all directions!

44. Send you an auspicious fruit basket, and the lower floor is installed smoothly; In the middle, financial resources are rolling; Surrounded by wealth and good luck; It is always covered with success and happiness! Congratulations on your opening!

45. Life is a road. Open a shop, take the main road, steer by yourself, grasp the direction more, and have a bright future. Today, be cheerful, business depends on hard work, life depends on management, and success depends on accumulation. I wish business success.

46. Open a shop with great joy and move forward smoothly; Opened in 888, Hengfalong developed and developed; Just kidding, 999, good luck and wealth will last forever. I wish you a prosperous business!

47. The store has opened, business is good, wealth is good, and life is getting better and better. Dream near, hope to succeed, hope to be happy in the future. Open your dream of independent operation and start to struggle. Wish you all the best.

48. It is not easy to open your own shop. I am half-hearted, half-hearted. I have seen faces of all colors, and I have worshipped God. 1999 I'm going to start business. It's a perfect opening day. I wish you a prosperous business and rich financial resources.

49. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the opening firecrackers rang, the laughter of relatives and friends was brighter, the heart was brighter, and the dream was near. I will support you whenever and wherever. Come on! Good luck with your opening.

50. Give you blue and white porcelain. May your development start from here and send you Tang Sancai. May you accept wealth from all directions and send you a short message. I hope your heart wins a brand-new brand, brother, and business is booming.

Incentive language of insurance companies

1, with a firm will, it is equivalent to adding a pair of wings to your feet. 2, persistent pursuit and get the greatest happiness, is the winner.

3. Water becomes a river; Accumulate stones into mountains; Everything starts from bit by bit, and developing good work and living habits will help you succeed.

If the building of career lacks the pillar of perseverance, it can only be a castle in the air.

The only way is to improve the operation of insurance business, meet the needs of the public, and strictly enforce all kinds of laws and regulations.

6. Only a fool will try the depth of the river with his feet.

7. Young people, it is more important to see tomorrow, seize today, and forge ahead in peace. Maybe you have created a miracle before sunrise tomorrow!

8. People are not afraid to walk in the dark, but they are afraid that there is no sunshine in their hearts.

9. Will goal does not exist in nature, but in life.

10, the world is not in the hands of people who laugh at it, but in the hands of people who can stand ridicule and criticism and keep moving forward.

Time is a constant, but also a variable. There are endless industrious people and endless lazy people.

12, the biggest change for people is to do what they are afraid of.

13, just look at the target every day and don't always think about obstacles.

14. Never give up what you have started, even if you encounter an unfortunate disaster.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. 15 details determine success or failure, beauty or ugliness.

16, only after a lot of tempering can it become a good steel.

17, frustration is actually the tuition that should be paid for success.

18, the past is not equal to the future; There is no failure, only temporary suspension of success; Take more action.

19, efforts may not be successful, and efforts may not be successful.

The most important thing in life is never to lose yourself.

2 1, tears, taste it yourself. Pain, carry it yourself. After that, go forward by yourself.

22. Never laugh at the teacher's ignorance or monotony, because when you find yourself stupid enough to laugh at the teacher with sleepiness, you have already hit a lot of nails in society.

23. The most terrible enemy is that there is no firm belief.

24. The most terrible trap of a salesman is wasting time; We can't waste a moment. Be the devil of time.

25. Once you set a goal, you will never stop until you reach it.

26. Sharing the rising medical expenses through health insurance will be an indispensable plan for saving money and managing finances.

27, the heart is like a mirror, although the position is constantly changing, but the mirror will not turn, this is a normal heart, can turn the scene but can not turn the heart.

28. See the world with more good eyes; Don't please others.

29, don't force yourself, how do you know you can't.

You'd better learn something when you feel sad and miserable. Learning will make you invincible forever.

3 1, it is better to talk less than to talk more, and it is better to talk more than to talk less.

32. The Internet has created wealth and sustained equality.

33. Successful people always have dreams, and every dream is an ideal.

34. Nothing can't be done well; Only people who can't do good things.

35. Sometimes you have to be your own hero.

36. Everything has its rationality and principles; As long as you abide by the rules of the game of life and adhere to the principle of being a man; Success is getting closer and closer to you.

37. How do you know if you are a character or a loser without a fight?

38. It is wise to invest in knowledge, and it is even more wise to invest in knowledge in the network.

39. Temporary setbacks can often be transformed into knowledge and insight through unyielding struggle.

40. Today's success is due to yesterday's accumulation, and tomorrow's success depends on today's efforts. Success requires a process.

4 1, don't be smart, you have suffered from your parents.

42. The law of success is extremely simple, but simplicity does not mean easy.

43. The biggest mistake in life is constantly worrying about making mistakes.

Don't say you tried your best, it's just a lie to deceive yourself.

45. Wise men look for themselves, while fools look for others.

46, life is always very tired, you are not tired now, you will be more tired in the future.

47. Because of regret, I put on the star Dai Yue; Because I have a dream, I am desperate.

48. Moving forward without a goal is like sailing in the sea without a compass, and you can only reach the other side by luck.

49. People who don't believe in miracles will never work miracles.

50. There is always a wonderful reason for a wonderful life, and the one who laughs last laughs sweetest.

5 1, ambitious goals are very important, you should have a successful ambition, and the bigger the better.

If you don't want to lose, you must strive for it.

We must make full use of our leisure time in life and don't let any opportunity to develop ourselves slip away.

54. Great achievements come from great ideas and the greatest efforts for lofty goals.

55. A brave man rushes out of the stormy waves without sinking, and a coward will drown in calm.

56. In the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.

57. If someone around you is jealous of you, you can exclude him from your competitor list. It is difficult for jealous people to achieve great things.

58. People are great because of their dreams.

59. Change the world with your smile. Don't let the world change your smile.

The terrible thing is that people who are better than you work harder than you.

6 1, if you want to succeed, go crazy first and keep your mind simple.

62. Do a good job and cherish the people in front of you.

63, the book is not remembered, it can be remembered through familiar reading; Righteousness is not refined, but careful thinking can be refined; Only when the will is not established, there is no place to focus.

The test of a person's talent is not whether he gets a good deck of cards, but whether he can play a bad deck of cards.

65. Promotion is a good reason for advertising. Everyone needs to promote a happy job.

66. Ability is always in direct proportion to what you pay.

No matter when you start, it is important not to give up easily after you start.

68. You can't cry without trying.

69. The faster you run, the greater the wind resistance. Resistance is closely related to achievement.

70, a hard work and a harvest, pay will be rewarded, I have never encountered failure, because I have encountered temporary setbacks.

7 1, the will not to make any decision is not the will of reality; People who have no personality will never make a decision.

72. It snows in the sky and slides on the ground. If you fall, climb by yourself!

73. The backer will fall, the water will flow, and you will never fall on your own.

74. When you feel pain, learn something. Learning can help us alleviate our pain.

75. Don't give up flying if you can fly; When you have a dream, don't give it up.

76. The saddest thing about people is that they can't beat themselves.

77. The course of youth life has just begun, mainly because of limited resources, using insurance to protect the future and pursuing wealth in stability.

78. Don't be a slave to money and power; You should learn to be the master of money and power.

Everyone knows the truth, but small emotions are hard to control.

80. Dreamers only have castles in the air, and doers only have skyscrapers.

8 1. There are many successful methods. Don't refuse to accept methods you don't like.

If you don't have the courage to fight with wolves, don't herd sheep.

83. Insurance is like a century-long project of education. The achievements of the tree in the past ten years are all the efforts of the tree people for a hundred years.

84. Today's insurance marketing has entered a customer-oriented era; Having the role of investment and financial advisor will be the final winner.

85. The emergence of will is not a denial of desire, but a consciousness of merging desires to a higher level.

86. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.

87. Even the most hopeless thing, as long as brave people persist in doing it, there will be hope in the end.

88. Steel is tempered in fire and sudden cooling, so it can be hard and not afraid of anything. Our generation has also been tempered by struggles and terrible tests, and has learned not to give in to life.

89. You will never know how good you are unless you push yourself.

90. If you have a dream, go after it and stay where you are.

9 1, don't foresee troubles or worry about things that may never happen, stay in the bright sunshine!

92. Life is like a ball. No matter how I roll around, it always stops at a certain point.

93. One's dreams may be worthless, but one's efforts are valuable.

94. I buried all my memories and just wanted to have a bright future.

95. Only by running constantly can I catch up with my dream.

If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken risks.

97. Successful people learn from other people's experience, while ordinary people learn from their own experience.

98. When you feel depressed and depressed, others will think that you can't entrust it to an unconfident person.

99. Every man has his own ambition and goes his own way.

100, the future I want, I want to struggle by myself.

Insurance company incentive slogan

1, set an example every day

2. Be sincere, dig deep into the market, go all out and applaud.

3. Qi Xin works together. Make great achievements this autumn and October.

4. Have a dream in your heart and a direction in your heart, and try your best to improve Wang Zhongwang.

5, take the initiative to attack, not in a hurry, used to visiting, used to activities.

6, service 3 15, pay a return visit to old customers

7. Idea first, skill is God, persevere, open sesame.

8, personnel multiplication, morale multiplication.

9, recruiting, sealing.

10, business planning, focusing on management, perseverance, and always maintaining good results.

1 1, Mid-Autumn Festival is full of high spirits and full moon.

12, both offensive and defensive, full action, activity goal, service orientation.

13, let's all take action, start a good business, sell ideas and call for miracles.

14, quality improvement, communication and sharing, intensive cultivation and eternal glory.

15, give careful guidance and answer questions.

16, I was busy during my visit in Red May, but I was not flustered by my performance.

17, implementation visit, this week's breakthrough, event management, marketing essence

18, serving customers, throwing money, increasing trust and steadily and continuously collecting money.

19, a great leap in organizational development. The popularity soared.

20. Help others and help others with your own dedication.

2 1, make good use of the workplace and broaden interpersonal relationships.

22. Make a professional and diligent visit with your heart, and you will be the first person to catch up with me.

23, clear goals, firm, reward efforts, sustainable management.

On the 24 th, the wind was surging, and everyone panicked. Soso took the initiative to visit.

25. Start marketing, visit every day, develop your career and study hard.

26, proactive, seize the opportunity, orderly activities, improve efficiency.

27, half-hearted, whip the hoof, attack on all sides, and strive for the first place.

28, firm belief, marketing life.

29. Go all out to welcome Christmas, and you will hurry to sign the bill.

30. Old and new people join hands to create new achievements and have a big party on Christmas Eve.

3 1, all staff celebrated the national day and presented gifts for the birthday of the motherland.

32, customer service, focusing on return visits. Listen carefully, you know the mood.

33. Ask for an introduction, be experienced in kung fu, be enthusiastic-oriented, and continue to operate.

34, the new single shoulder to shoulder, full sprint to create greater glory.

35. Life is increasing everywhere.

36. unite and work hard, and go forward bravely

37. Pay today, reap tomorrow, go all out and have a brilliant career.

38. Organize the development of dream gardens.

39, professional agents, advantages, quality improvement, you can or I can.

40. Join hands with the old and achieve brilliant results.

4 1, the anniversary of the company, I grew up and dared to think and challenge the century.

42, take the lead, all staff for performance, scored twice to ensure performance.

43. Give back to customers, start with me, have feelings in your heart, and customers have a heart.

44, organizational growth, first increase employees.

45, customer satisfaction, network extension, virtuous circle, return for a lifetime.

46. All the staff got off to a good start.

47. I am destined to work, and I thank my blessing.

48. Time waits for no one, strive for achievements, rally and challenge achievements.

49. Go all the way, try again, try again, and everyone will get good grades.

50. It is easy to do it first. If you attack in the first week, you will win if you fight hard. Win the second week

5 1, pursue quality, seize the day, go all out and be determined.

52. Ride a whip and visit the front.

53, all the staff together, blustery, daily visit, keep in mind.

54. The enthusiasm for visiting during the Spring Festival is high, and there are ingenious ways to serve customers.

55. Strive for introduction and performance.

56. Ride the wind and waves to meet the challenge

57, the rise and fall of the organization, honor and disgrace and * * *

58. This week, I broke the routine, kept smiling, kept my promise, and kept my promise, which benefited a lot.

59. Join hands with the old people and strive for success.

60. Stick to attendance, improve your major, share communication and share your troubles.

6 1. Manage customers, increase return visits, be professional, and put customers first.

62. Take the lead in making achievements and seizing opportunities.

63, this week's performance, everyone is happy, professional marketing, dicing management.

64. Work is predestined, and work is bliss.

65. Selling children's insurance on June 1st is a godsend.

66, unity and tension, serious and lively, standardized marketing, performance guarantee.

67, happy work, dreams in the heart, Qi Xin work together, and then shake the glory.

68. Skills have improved, performance has climbed, perseverance and performance have stood out.

69. Market training; Be confident, work together and strive for the first place.

The joke that the insurance company has an early meeting will break the deadlock.

Insurance companies have long been able to break the ice joke.

1. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his job.

Deceiving others is a curse, and forgiving others is a blessing.

The belief in success is like an alarm clock in your brain, which will wake you up when you need it.

If you want to succeed, you can't have an excuse, and you can't succeed if you have an excuse.

The place where a person cares more is the place that makes him feel inferior most.

6. No book in the world can bring you good luck, but they can make you become yourself quietly.

7. Women please themselves, while men pity themselves!

8. No matter how long the road is, it can be completed step by step; No matter how short the road is, you can't walk without taking your feet.

9. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

10. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

1 1. Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money.

12. You know, keeping love in your heart is the worst way to save money. It can neither preserve the value nor generate interest. Why not send it to warm me?

13. No matter how many times you fall, as long as the final posture is standing.

14. Life is too short. If you don't give up today, tomorrow may not be.

15. Not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless!

Jokes at the morning meeting of insurance companies

1. What is cruelty? If it's a man, I'll break his three legs; If it is a male dog, I will break his five legs!

2. You are too short! Let me borrow your telescope to see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

3. Marriage: Lonely, eager to find a solitary primitive female animal. My price is a place in the grassland of Inner Mongolia. Occasionally, I can handle it alone. Recently, the weather is abnormal, and my mind is afraid, and I need your concern urgently. From Garnett the Wolf King.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

A man touched a woman on the bus, and the woman gave him a black look. After a while, the man touched the woman again, and the woman said angrily, what are you doing this time? The man was embarrassed to say that he kept stepping on my foot and didn't break your mat.

6. You are the necessary raw material to destroy the universe, an orc that even the orcs despise;

7. There is a kind of person who is not a Chinese doctor, and he will never know that you are his father.

8. An orchard, rich every year, a bungalow, not afraid of rainy days, not loving school, graduating from junior high school, loving nature, and staying in the countryside. Optimistic life, ambitious goals, running a company, green agricultural products, marriage age, lack of objects, no requirements, simple at ordinary times, helping each other, not afraid of difficulties.

9. Making money is my father and spending money is my son. I am tired of making money, and my son is not guilty of spending money. I get up early and get greedy, and my son spends money smartly. I hope you spend properly and don't hold me back.

10. A bald man bitten by a wasp has nothing to hide.

1 1. To make money is to live, to live is to spend money, and to make money after spending it. It goes on and on. I wish you rich financial resources, a beautiful life, free and easy spending, Jin Xin shining, money like a mountain!

12. The doctor said smoking was bad for the lungs, so I quit smoking. Said that eating barbecue is not good for the liver, so I quit barbecue; Said contacting you was bad for the brain, so I gave him a good beating. How to quit friendship?

13. Every day I keep setting a new world record-the number of days I have lived in this world.

14. I am good-looking, so you should be patient.

15. Making a mistake is a temporary regret, and missing it is a permanent regret!

16. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

17. Fall, get up and cry ~ ~ ~

18. Part I: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, a wife and a group of children. Part two: Look at the present, white rice, turtle soup, a child and a bunch of wives.

19. The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up yourself.

20. The cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes are your own.

2 1. Good love makes you see the world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

22. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there was a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!

23. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

24. Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! This is a sure bet.

After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

26. Notice: Recently, the autumn chill has arrived. Please take precautions. There is a husband holding a husband and a wife holding a wife. Please take the thermos bottle if you don't have it for the time being. If there is really no thermos bottle, please take the gas tank (be careful). Please don't hug animals such as chickens and ducks to prevent bird flu. If you should fly to the south, you should change your hairstyle. Hibernate if you really can't.

27. Impulse means that you are still passionate about life, always impulsive, which means that you still don't understand life.

28. I miss you so much! Oh, I accidentally sent it wrong. I sent it anyway. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, please send these four words back to me, thank you!

29. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me?

30. Being a woman can't be like a saw-she is sharp-tongued, but she alienates people. Being a woman should be like a walnut-although there is no gorgeous appearance, there is a full brain; Being a woman is more like a vase-although she looks beautiful, she is still open-minded and can hold more beautiful flowers.

3 1. Winners often stick to the last five minutes and succeed.

32. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

33. The bombarded head was also combed by lightning.

34. The green hills remain the same, and the firewood remains the same.

35. The biggest regret in life is to seize the wrong things and give up the wrong things.