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What kind of reply did you get when you asked about the living expenses?

Usually my mother asks me, do you still have living expenses? Don't starve yourself. Then I quickly replied, "Yes, don't worry." I still have money. "After looking at the only 200 pieces left in my pocket, I really want to kill myself in minutes. I used WeChat to harass my parents and chat almost every night. Such a one-month cycle, less than 20 days, parents will feel like a month! In this way, you will care about whether your living expenses are enough. Sometimes I send my parents an oil poem: I am so strange that no one knows. When the money knife is flat, it will be clear. The first four words add up to I have no money. At this time, my parents smiled and sent me a big red envelope. Haha, I'm too witty.