April Fool's Day SMS Selection April Fool's Day SMS Selection

1. I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the straw bag today. The straw bag grinned after reading it and knew it was a holiday. I paid for this message and then treated me to a big meal. Call me if you are smart. Don't worry, I'll be right there!

2. April Fool's Day National Notice: In order to further improve citizens' awareness of being cheated, scared and played during April Fool's Day, and to reduce and avoid the psychological and physical safety risks caused by it, I hereby remind you not to trust men or women, but only yourself, and hereby make an announcement!

3, my text messages are overwhelming, saying that there is no silver in (this) 320 days, fishing in the sun, simple water conditions, you laugh! Rack one's brains like this just to wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Listener friends, welcome to the weather forecast. Since April 1 day, there will be thunderstorms in our city, with more lightning phenomena. I would like to remind you that you should wear your mobile phone on your head when you go out, and the mobile phone charger should be placed behind you for lightning protection! Never!

5. Your head is very big and unreal. Beauty saw you suddenly lose your mind, Shakira saw you singing out of tune, men saw you dying, Yao Ming saw you recovering, special forces saw you turn around and run, Somali pirates saw you pay for your own money, Libyan civil war saw you shake hands and make peace, and Obama saw you grinning. Only I despise you and meditate for three times: April Fool's Day pineapple paramita, you old demon of Montenegro.

6, throwing bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; Happy ever after, useless; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun!

7. Five million won the lottery, and the business was promoted to the backbone; When the house loan was repaid, I woke up and became a martyr. Are you pretty? However, I forgot to tell you the most important point: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!

8. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

9. I didn't see you burning in the fire. I miss you all the time. It is better to be small and broad. I am willing to be a stupid bird, hatch eggs as soon as possible and build a love nest together! April fool's day is coming, and my sincere confession to you is in the fourth word. You got it?

10, the first kiss gave cigarettes, romance gave wine, confusion gave eyes, rhythm gave music, first night gave dreams, body gave lovers, derailed gave trains, madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!