2022 Summary of funny auto-reply humorous sentences

2022 Funny Auto-reply Humorous Sentences Part 1

1. The second reply message is cooling down

2. [Auto-reply] Because I am too fat, I ran away The resistance is great, but it will come soon, please wait~

3. If you can’t move, you can’t connect. If you don’t believe it, you are welcome to visit.

4. You pick up the flowers and smile, and the sky is filled with sunset.

5. Wait, wait, wait! ...Coming, coming.

6. Dad’s Antique Shop, please leave a message if you have any questions.

7. If you don’t reply to my message, you are a stinky pig. It is normal for me not to reply to your message. Which fairy is not busy?

8. People who get along easily deserve to be wronged.

9. Yi Yang Qianxi’s woman has received the message and will reply later! !

10. Gurudev drowned in the ocean of knowledge.

11. Your message has been delivered but the other party will not reply after receiving it

12. "I will be right back after the advertisement"

13.[Automatic reply] The fairy is descending to earth, please wait patiently

14. I am Song Weilong. She is sleeping and she will look for you when she wakes up

15. I went to the universe to pick stars. I will be back soon~?

16. Hello, if you have any questions, please call Super Wings, or you can call the Paw Patrol Team. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't interrupt my date with Yi Yang Qianxi. Thank you.

17. Your Princess Leyan is busy, please contact me after nine o'clock!

18. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to catch stars. If there is anything, I can help you tell her, but you have to treat me to some potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

19. Welcome to the China Sand Sculpture customer service hotline. Please press one for typing chat, press two for voice chat, press three for home chat, press four for continued grass, press five for continued fire, and other Press six, press seven for online chat, and press # to return. You are welcome to leave a message.

20. Not available, not available, very busy.

21. Please enter I love you 520 times to call me

22. I don’t like you anymore, I can get nothing but grievances.

23. There is a group reserved for you, but unfortunately you will never come back.

24. Please press three to chat at home

25. I went to the Milky Way and came back to bring you stars 2022 funny automatic reply humorous sentences Part 2

26. Wait a moment, I will use the Fangtian Painting Halberd to peel an apple for you to eat

27. Hello

28.[Automatic reply] Please press 1 for manual service

29. Your handsome dad is on his way.

30. Our boss is saving the galaxy

31. And then, so, what do you want to express?

32. I am a Teletubbies. You have no antenna, so we cannot communicate.

33. We are closed today.

34. All services in our store are virtual services. Complaints and reports are not accepted. Everything is based on sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions. I wish everyone a pleasant experience

35. [Auto-reply] If I am online, will I still let the automatic reply reply to you?

36. Hello, I am a baby. Please cooperate with my work and hand over all your unhappiness.

37. Sorry, the other party is not your friend yet and cannot receive your message.

38. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong. What did you say? I don’t want to hear it.

39. Your friend has been arrested by the Marine Supervision Bureau for leaking the ancestral secret recipe of the Krusty Crab. She will contact you when she is released.

40. [Auto Reply] Chat While the skill is cooling down, you can wake it up by transferring money

41. I don’t reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed the message in the dialog box for a long time. I deleted, deleted, and wrote, but I was always dissatisfied. I wanted to write. Be perfect, otherwise I feel like I'm not good enough for you. So the last message was not sent out, definitely not because I was playing games.

42. I went to the universe and came back to pick the stars for you.

43. No matter where you are, I don’t have any homework for you to copy.

44. Are you looking for me? Do you really want to find me? Are you sure you want to find me? Do you have to find me? Then tell me, this is an automatic reply, and I can’t see it for the time being anyway. I am a very busy person. I have to accompany Wang Junkai, Wang Yibo, and Yang Yang. How can I have so much time to take care of these trivial things?

45. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beauty... Even if you are a beauty, I have to fill my stomach first!

46. [Automatic reply] I’m going to eat, you can chat with the machine first~~

47. Don’t move when you see the message. I’ll buy you oranges and I’ll be right back.

48. The special hotline of Gulu Gulu Demonic Castle is connected for you

49. Wait a moment and you will see the amusing homophonic love quotes 2022

Love quotes with homophones that are funny enough to make people happy 2022 (Part 1)

1. The puff was squashed, and my mother said I couldn’t eat it. I asked why, because it was a flat puff.

2. There was a little duck who stepped on the mud and ran very fast, and then fell asleep. The name of the story is called Mud Fast Sleeping Duck.

3. Shiitake was walking on the road and was accidentally bumped by Orange. Shiitake said: "You don't have eyes, go to Four." Then Orange died. Because shiitake mushrooms are fungi, "if the fungus wants to die, the orange has to die."

4. This is the back of my hand, this is the top of my instep, you are my baby.

5. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, it was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?

6. If you don’t even care about me, why are you doing it at the barber shop?

7. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. The little sparrow said: Chirp Chirp

8. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not apricot, not melon, not dew, but Nanren.

9. You seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!

10. m and n fought, and m finally admitted his mistake because m was sorry.

11. There really are dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, the sky began to slowly become gloomy, and occasionally it would drizzle. My mother told me to go home quickly. I couldn't hear the meal, and suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"

12. One day the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it was time to eat. Make it up, make it up, make it up, do you hear it, make it up.

13. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my little juice?

14. I bought a piece of clothing today. I feel comfortable wearing it. I feel comfortable wearing it. Did you hear it? It’s always been there.

15. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me" "Stop making trouble, no one is a fish".

16. Yue Yunpeng’s son asked Yue Yunpeng: Dad, what does it mean to be eager to try? Yue Yunpeng replied, it’s where dad takes a shower!

17. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

18. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein. Amusing homophone love quotes 2022 (Part 2)

19. There is one A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. Its mother sighed when she saw it. Oh, it’s really a waste of love.

20. Do you know why seagulls don’t call when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris The gull is dumb.

21. What will the Want Want Snow Cake turn into when it gets hot? Want Want Senbei.

22. What Rutisha said was very touching. Everyone said that he was touching and wise.

23. I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

24. The dragon thanks the crab for cooking it, and the kindness is the crab's kindness to the dragon.

25. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, "You should lose weight."

26. If you don’t even take me, then what are you going to take? The sword from above?

27. If Wang Zhihuan refuses to change, then ask Cai Yuan to compensate.

28. I was shooting basketball today. I couldn’t bounce the basketball high because it was deflated. That’s right. Why did you give up?

29. How did the door handle of the company conference room break? It was the boss who broke it in anger.

30. Kai’s dad on the bottom lane has entered the tower, so he can’t go down the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

31. You don’t even hurt me, so why does it hurt? Tengger?

32. Why is Chang’e so fickle? Answer: Because her name is change

33. Before Yu Gong died, he said to his son: "Move the mountains, move the mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."

34. No one understands you, is it aggrieved? Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it aggrieved?

35. One day the little duck was reading a book, and the mother duck He said that after dinner, close the book, close it, close it, did you hear it, make up.

36. "What book did you buy?" "Programming." "C or Java" "Shen Congwen" Love quotes with homophones that are enough to make people happy 2022 (Part 3)

37. I am an easy person to get along with. If I don’t get along well, I will find the reason myself.

38. Today I went to an island called Buavojiura Island.

39. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.

40. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring and waited for it in the fall. She went to see it and muttered, "No fruit, no fruit." 41. I am a little sheep. I am shearing today. Yes, I'm lost.

42. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, that was the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don’t have a queen ant anymore.

43. Coix works as barley, and Xiaoding does Xiaodingdang.

44. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go find Wang Zhiqian.

45. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?

46. I don’t care, what do you care? Italy

47. Let me share with you the types of peppers, non-spicy, mildly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today I Happy birthday.

48. There was a piece of glass that was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from upstairs and said: Good night, I broke it!

49. Others think the buzzing is annoying, but you say the mosquitoes are so beautiful, so I tickle you!

50. If Huang Ting can’t find it, go find Li Da.

51. Do you know why Yi Yang Qianxi doesn’t go shopping at night? I don’t know because the store will be closed at night.

52. A sheep migrates.

53. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

54. You don’t even love me, what do you love, do you love Qiyi? Love quotes with homophones that are enough to make people happy 2022 (Part 4)

55. Old My colleague DingTalk’s signature read, “God is a girl.” I asked him why he was so artistic, and he said it was “God is unfair.”

56. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

57. Let me introduce myself: I am 20 years old, with sound limbs, complete facial features, normal bowel and bladder, can breathe on my own, eat three meals a day, and can use a smartphone. I have a bright future.

58. One day the duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chick: You don't have to.

59. The doctor prescribed some pills to me. I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out with a bang. It turned out to be Haoxiangchu pills.

60. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating cheese from a child. It turns out that this is called elephant eating cheese from a child.

61. I am a relatively mature person. Things like not eating out of anger are only done after I have eaten.

62. "I have a surprising job." "What?" "Digging lotus roots."

63. The little duck said to the chick: "Chicken, I I like you” Chick: You don’t have to.

64. You didn’t stay up all night. What did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?

65. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized, because m sorry!

66. Going out on a rainy day is also called stepping on wet ground.

67. If you don’t even make a date with me, then what are you going to make a date with? Do you have three chapters to make a date?

68. Which animal is the most vicious? Answer: It's an orangutan, because it strikes hard.

69. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.

70. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I am in class with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything? Excerpts from 2022qq’s automatic replies to super attractive sentences

2022qq’s automatic replies to super attractive sentences (Part 1)

1. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please Now hit your monitor immediately until it sparks, I will reply to you after hearing the sound

2. Welcome to call the AWE customer service system service hotline

3. This is a bikini At the Krusty Krab restaurant on the beach, I am frying the meat patties in the Super Krabby Patty. If you need anything, please call Squidward Dudududu

4. Hello Xiaozhi is not here now. If you need anything, please contact Pikachu Pika. Thank you for your cooperation

5. Please enter I love you 520 times to call me

6. You continue to talk and I will pretend to listen.

7. I will go to the back mountain to discuss eating Tang Monk with the old demon from Montenegro. I will talk about it when I come back.

8. I don’t reply to your message because I like you too much. The message has been typed in the dialog box for a long time, deleting, deleting and rewriting. I am always dissatisfied. I want to write it more perfectly, otherwise I feel that I am not worthy. Fuck you. So the last message was not sent out, definitely not because I was playing games.

9. If you don’t reply, you are eating chicken. If you don’t reply, you are being eaten by chicken.

10. [Auto-reply] The chat skill is cooling down and can be awakened by transferring money

11. Please press six to play the game

12. Sorry, I'm not here for something right now, and I won't pay attention to you if I have nothing to do for a while.

13. People who get along easily deserve to be wronged.

14. Some cute and interesting auto-reply copywriting reply skills are on cooldown 1

15. No reply after reading, nobility

16. I use auto-reply, explain Still want to talk to you.

17. If you don’t reply, you are tending the sheep. If you don’t reply, the sheep is lost. 2022qq automatic reply with super attractive sentences (Part 2)

18. What are you doing, what are you arguing about? , I am studying, can you bear to disturb me?

19. You have been absent from too many times when I needed you.

20. Don’t move when you see the news. I’ll buy you oranges and I’ll be right back

21. Uh-huh, yes, yes, yes, no, no, no borrowing, No, I don’t know, bye!

22. [Automatic reply] Say what you want first, and I will decide whether to be here or not!

23. Add friend and reply 5

24. Because there is nothing I can do, I let nature take its course. Because I have nothing to rely on, I am content with whatever comes.

25. The other party is connecting to the satellite signal. Please wait for the current progress 1

26. The valley is long, with dancing butterflies, harmonious harps, fairy sounds, and sweet singing. The so-called life is worth living.

27. It is detected that this user has been kidnapped by DingTalk, Xuetong, and U Campus, and the connection cannot be established.

28. The war is gone, and it may never come back.

29. I’m taking a shit. Do you want to come with me?

30. If you need help, please ask Super Wings for help. Hello, I’m Ledi. Delivered on time every time.

31. Let’s talk later and reply 4

32. I went to play with my fairy sisters, and they will be down to earth in a while

33. Ask age and reply 0

34. Please press 1 for manual service 2022qq automatically replies with super attractive sentences (Part 3)

35. Please press 5 to continue the fire

36. What wind brought you here? Did timi win?

37. Please click once to type to chat

38. [Auto reply] Because your attitude is not sincere, the message was not sent successfully

39. Why? Want to tease me? Come on.

40. If you can’t move, you can’t connect, and if you don’t believe it, you are welcome to visit us.

41. Don’t come to me to ask for money when you have something to do

42. May all reunions be indefinite and be safe in the future.

43. But you have to treat me to potato chips first, I want tomato-flavored ones

44. Went to the Fairy Castle to herd sheep.

45. Your little cutie is rushing eight hundred miles to get to your chat interface.

46. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline, please press for manual chat, please press for voice chat, and please press for video chat.

47. Yi Yang Qianxi’s wife is not here

48. Before the sword is properly matched, he is already in the world.

49. Only when the bald man comes to cut down the tree can he wake up my cute little Xiong Er.

50. From now on, the mountains and rivers will never meet again, and we will never hear about the strengths and weaknesses of the old people. Summary of the latest QQ automatic reply humorous copywriting

The latest QQ automatic reply humorous copywriting (Part 1)

1. I use automatic reply to show that I still want to talk to you.

2. Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to catch stars

3. Although it is hard, I will still choose the hot life. -- Takeshi Kitano

4. If you can’t move, you can’t connect, and if you don’t believe it, you are welcome to visit us.

5. The girl you are looking for is not here. If she doesn’t reply, she is in love with xxx. If she doesn’t reply, she is married. Thank you.

6. Fish, the pond master went out to cast the net and came back to favor you.

7. I'm taking a poop. Is something wrong?

8. I went to the Fairy Castle to play cards with the Fairy Queen. Please come back later

9. And then, so, what do you want to express?

10. He is not that good, but he can’t be forgotten.

11. I am comparing photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

12. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

13. Sorry, the other party is not your friend yet and cannot receive your message.

14. What wind brought you here? Did timi win?

15. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read back.

16. You were very happy at first, but then you learned to fall in love.

17. Please join our Exquisite Pig Group to catch up on your sleep and have fun together. The latest QQ auto-reply humorous copy (Part 2)

18. Oh you stupid groundhog, look at what you said, it’s as bad as Aunt Mary Sue’s blueberry pie next door, I swear Pull out your hair and make you look like a pious winter melon, my old man

19. Hello, I am temporarily unavailable right now. I may be eating, sleeping, or going out to play. Now, I might go fight some little monsters, but that doesn’t matter, because I’m going to grab your ear and ask you: If I were DJ, would you still love me?

20. As long as you read out all these, I will reply to you, Li Lu Ni, Yu Zuo Chi, Cuan epilepsy, strict love, Chuan San, steel stork, familiarity, and inkstone. The fence is in love with the shield, and the fence is in love with the shield.

21. Because I can’t do anything, I just let nature take its course. Because I have nothing to rely on, I am content with whatever comes.

22. Call your wife and come back

23. Your little baby is not here, but your dad is here

24. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say that? Do you have to say it? Then tell me, this is an automatic reply

25. I wish I could dance with the charm and tenderness of my youth among the fluttering red leaves, dance a song of colorful feathers, and fall drunk in your arms.

26. People who are uncomfortable often laugh the most in a crowd.

27. Sorry, the user you are calling is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor now until it sparks. I will reply to you after hearing the sound.

28. Call me dad and reply

29. Ask about age and reply 0

30. There is a group reserved for you, but unfortunately you will not come back again.

31. Wait until I finish taming the eight-headed ice cream monster, defeat the rice-fried barbecue magician, kill the sun dragon with the sword of the sunscreen knight and the shield of the parasol lady, rescue the refrigerator princess, and get the star rewarded by the refrigerator emperor. Come to find you

32. I don’t reply to your message because I like you too much. The message has been typed in the dialog box for a long time, deleting and rewriting. I am always dissatisfied. I want to write it perfectly, otherwise I feel I don't deserve you. So the last message was not sent out, definitely not because I was playing games.

33. Your friend has been arrested by the Marine Supervision Bureau for leaking the ancestral secret recipe of the Krusty Crab. When she is released, she will take the initiative to contact you

34. I I went to the Milky Way and came back with the stars to give you the latest QQ auto-reply humorous copy (Part 3)

35. Hello, the police phone number is 110, the fire phone number is 119. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Wings, or you can also call Wangwang Team, anyway, I am not here now

36. The sword is not properly matched, and the body is in the world.

37. The monsters will come back after defeating them

38. You had no intention of being a stranger, but you were so aloof that you caused the torrent.

39. If you don’t reply, you are tending the sheep. If you don’t reply, the sheep is lost.

40. Yi Yang Qianxi’s wife is not here

41. The message just now is not there See it, send it again...

42. Make money if you have anything to do, and leave a message if you have nothing to do.

43. If you have anything, I can help you tell her

44. For other information, please press seven

45. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store

46. The war is gone, and it may never come back.

47. [Automatic reply] The wind is too strong. What did you say? I don’t want to hear it.

48. Sorry, I'm not here for something right now, and I won't pay attention to you if I have nothing to do for a while.

49. You are the beauty that is limited to summer and will reply within the appreciation period.

50. I have something to do now and I will be busy later. How do you think I can find time to reply to you, this little cutie?