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100 selected disgusting love stories

1, take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

2. First love is fog, and you are a rose in the fog. I am ecstatic to watch you cross the green gauze!

We are just two sides of the same paper. How could we be apart?

4. I like you very much! Whether you like it or not, I like you very much! Don't believe it, do you? I still have to say: I like you!

5. Without you, my world has no color; Without you, there are no white clouds in my sky; Without you, my body has no soul; Without you; My life is only tragedy!

6. I really hope this road has no end, so I will keep walking hand in hand and let's go through every Valentine's Day in our future life together.

7. If one day you have a big belly, I will still cook dinner for you!

8. Missing is a disease, so I miss you, in the quiet night, in the mossy street, in the dim light, in the flowing grass, in the lotus pond with fire in July, in the sunset with flowers in full bloom.

I always miss you when I breathe, so I miss you all the time.

10, I embedded you in a tear and imagined that amber would be in a thousand years. I dare not bow my head, for fear that tears will fall and break you and my dream of a thousand years. Let me protect you all my life!

1 1. How I wish to be near you, feel your charming breath, hold your hand and feel the feeling of happiness!

12, when the last maple leaf falls from the tree, it is also the moment when my heart flies to your chest to find the warmth and happiness placed in my heart! Suddenly, this winter with you is not too cold.

13, you have spilled into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

14, put that oath gently on your finger. From now on, both of us will have a lifetime, and look at your beautiful appearance carefully tonight, which will be the only name in my future arms.

15, love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is a lover who misses you so much, how are you?

16, is there such a person, you have said to give up countless times, but after all, you still can't bear to part.

I love you as you love me, you are in my heart as I am in your heart, and I love you as you love me.

18, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for years.

19, when everyone is dismissive of you, don't forget that I care about you.

20. I was so happy to see you just now, so comfortable to see you again, so sad to miss you, so hard to chase you, please fulfill my heart!

2 1, the moon came, the sun left, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you.

22. I miss you and can't find you; Chasing you, not catching up with you; Originally, you are in my heart.

23. How long the night is, how long the tears are, how long the tears are, and how long the love is. Follow you for a century rain or shine! We are sailing forward in the ocean of fate.

If we write our story into a novel, it will surely sell well. Did I write it? No, so there is one less best seller in the world, because I love you and don't want it to be just a novel.

25, different time, different place, different people, changing the space, changing the face, changing the language, what remains unchanged is my yearning for you!

26. If I were your girlfriend, if I knew I was suffering from an illness or disaster, and I couldn't stay with you for a long time, I would lie to you that I fell in love with someone else and let us break up.

27, lonely as the sea tonight, lovesickness is a curse tonight. My love for you has turned into this lonely sea. Thinking of your heart makes your shadow flood in your mind!

28. On Valentine's Day night, what I want to hear is that I love you. What I want you to do is hold me, lean against me and say you love me.

29. When my smile slowly turns into tears while waiting, I think it's time for me to leave you. However, you are so touching that I still love you.

30, Tanabata Valentine's Day, will sincerely tell the queen mother that the queen mother ordered us to stay together for life; Tell the love to the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and they wish us happiness forever. Tell the story to Cupid. Cupid's message of loving you is not a promise, but an oath.

3 1, dear: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

32. Under the night sky, on the vine, let's count the stars together. One star, two stars, bright and pure as crystal. In the Milky Way, the magpie bridge has gone, which is the morning glory and the weaver girl. Beautiful you, like a poem on Qixi, like a dream on Valentine's Day on Qixi!

I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

34. It's best not to call your husband and wife too early. If you finally get together, it will be a sweet memory. If we are separated, will it be ironic to hear this name?

Everyone ended up perfectly, but I was the only one who had nowhere to pour out my sadness in the corner.

36. Happiness is as simple as that: you and I live in two places, miss each other and send messages. Whenever my cell phone rings, I know it must be you. Seeing this message means that I am thinking of you.

37. Autumn wind blew away my greetings, autumn leaves left my blessings, and autumn leaves left my thoughts. The happiest thing is to miss you every day.

38. The long waiting for love proves the love of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl; The expectation in my heart witnessed the love of the cowherd and the weaver girl; The myth of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, the spread of human love, give you my love, love you forever, and have a happy Valentine's Day!

39. I was blinded by dependence and naively thought that this was my love for you.

40. I love you as mice love rice. I soaked you in water like instant noodles, but I still like you!

4 1, it's worth loving you and being wrong. Whether it is persistent or free and easy for others. I'm trapped in love, just doing this for you!

42. What a woman wants is simple, just a man who really cares about herself.

43. From the first moment I met you, I found that I finally found my other half! I want to give her a lifetime of happiness! Never wavered! I firmly believe that I will never waver in my life!

44.open my eyes. I only see you. Close my eyes. I only see you. Put on my glasses. My four eyes are all about you.

45. You asked me how much I love you. I can't answer because you have to tell me how long your life is.

46, you can take care of yourself in the distance, don't have a cold and runny nose, and occasionally sneeze, which shows that I am thinking of you ~! ~!

47. Keep a most romantic story, give you a blessing, a kiss, and love you forever!

48. Meeting and falling in love with you is warm and beautiful. You are like an angel, bringing me infinite happiness. You are like a rainbow, adding colorful colors to my world.

49. Overlapping is missing, and repeating is missing; Love flies in our hearts for a long time, and affection ripples in our eyes for a long time; Endure a lifetime of heartbreak, in exchange for your eternal wind and rain!

50. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, dream of you, look at you with my eyes, hold you in my hand and love you in my heart!

5 1, there are many customs in the world, but I have a special liking. As long as my heart is still beating, it is beating because of you. Having you is the highlight of my life. My confidence comes from your charm.

Because I don't know if I will meet you in my next life, I will love you more in this life.

53. No matter how gorgeous the words are, they can't compare with these three words:? I love you! ?

When you read this short message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

55.do you love her? Love tells her, why do you want to hide the pain of missing in your heart? What if she was your destiny takes a hand's wife and missed it?

56. Wait for the stars to hope for rain, and count the stars to make a wish. There are thousands of stars and rain in Qian Qian in the starry sky, and the stars and stars hope to return to the present. I wish friends from afar peace and happiness, and know each other with a smile.

Finally, until today, I can get up the courage to say to you: Be the only lover in my life.

58. The water is vast, the sky is high, the wind is gentle, the clouds are light, the flowers are beautiful, the stars are bright, the moon is hazy, the thoughts are lingering, the snow is white, the rain is affectionate, love is eternal and people are infatuated. On this blessed day of Tanabata, I only wish you more beautiful!

59. May you, like a small seed, fall on your heart, take root and blossom, leaving an intoxicating fragrance that lingers in your beautiful life.

60. On Tanabata, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl crossed the Magpie Bridge, and the heaven and the earth were wonderful. Sending a short message makes you laugh, you receive the care of Hongluan and the moon, and your close lover hugs you sweetly. Happy luck comes every day, and you live a happy life until you are old!

6 1, I want to lie in your arms again, I want you to dry my tears, I want you to hold me tight, I want to kiss your face again, I want you to say you love me!

62. Today, I am sick. My friend told me that I was lovesick, and only you can cure me. Will you come?

63. With the sun, the earth will appreciate its warmth; With the earth, the moon can be full; With the moon, the starlight is so brilliant; With you, my world is so rich and romantic!

64. Love at first sight is our fate, but distance is our obstacle. Can you and I play a touching fairy tale in advance? I look forward to a beautiful ending.

65. Love and friendship cannot be compared. Don't perfunctory your past.

I hope we can become butterflies, even if we can only survive for three days in summer. I got much more happiness in these three days than I did in the usual 50 years.

67. Love needs no reason, but life needs a reason. Life makes me leave you, and love makes me love you deeply!

Falling in love with you is my greatest happiness in this life, thinking of you is my sweetest pain, and being with you is my pride. Without you, I am like a lost ship.

69. When there is nothing to say to each other, this relationship is over.

70. Ordinary you gave me an ordinary love. I looked at it in my eyes, held it in my palm, kept it in my mind and kept it in my heart. Just because you let me know what true love is. Thank you very much.

7 1, you are the person I miss most, and roses are like my enthusiasm; You are my favorite person, and every chocolate is my heart. Dear, how about watching the moon on Tanabata!

72. I think our love is not a raging fire, but it is full of flames and heat. But it is a pot of boiling water, bit by bit, the highest will boil!

There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will live in reality forever, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

74. Dear little pervert: I love you so much! I also want to learn to be a pervert and deal with a man as he deals with you. Kiss you!

75. True love is bound to breed suffering, and only in suffering can great happiness be excavated. You are the only one for me.

76. Life is bitter, cherish it; Pain, remember in your heart; Suffering hardships, inspiring people; Bitter feelings are more sincere; Bitterness, let us learn life, let us see a truth clearly: bitterness is sweet. Tanabata: Let's pursue happiness together.

77. My dream girl, she has beautiful black hair like you.

78. Your arrival murdered my reason; Your leaving hurt my feelings.

79. On a cold night, I raised my hand and breathed a sigh of relief, which reminded me of your hand. It just needs my warm hand to tell you that you are already a part of me.

80. Looking at the way you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

8 1, the gentleness of the festive season, the amorous feelings of the season, the charming mood of holding hands, awaken all happiness, let the career move forward, it is love that makes your smile affectionate. Today is Tanabata, I wish you a win-win situation in your career and love.

82. I saw you in a casual look back. I fell in love with you at first sight Since then, you often appear in my dreams, and I know I'm hopeless. Only your smile can warm my heart.

83. Under the stars and clouds, I feel boundless loneliness. Maybe meteors can understand. I hope your heart will bring a lot of fragrance in snowy days.

My love for you will not change until the end of the world. For you, whether it is sunny or rainy, it will not change. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me!

85. When we met, you were a sentimental thread. In love, you are the oath of love. Parting, you are a heavy miss. You are a precious memory in my heart. My life is colorful because of you!

86. My family is very big, so there is no problem for dozens of people to eat and live together. But my heart is very small and can only accommodate you.

87. Open the window of your heart, let my ups and downs go in, let the lingering thoughts in my dreams go in, and let the thoughts in my life go in.

88, alone in the cold window, the autumn wind is also sad; When to meet again is out of reach; When the wind stops and the autumn night stays awake, who will pity you in your sleep? Qiu Lai left the flowers and leaves, but you are still in my heart!

89. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as warmly as kissing on the equator.

90. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If right equals no you, I'd rather be wrong all my life; If I have to add a time limit to my love, I hope it is 10 thousand years!

9 1. Lonely people always remember everyone who appears in their lives, so I always think of your loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

93. Love is a rose with thorns. If it is pierced, it will hurt and bleed. I hope we can all grasp the little love in our hearts!

94. I chase you like a mosquito. I am with you like your shadow. I need you like walking in the desert. Just because I love you!

95. The life of destiny is wonderful, and sincere friendship comes from the heart; I am full of greetings and care with a warm heart; I am full of happiness and joy with sincere feelings, and sincerely wish you: Happy Tanabata Valentine's Day!

96. I am willing to follow my life, just to make my dream come true. I will write my heart to you in a short message, hoping to see your understanding face tomorrow.

97. I love you. We can be together, but there are many reasons to be apart.

98. If knowing you in this life is God's arrangement, then I hope there will be such an arrangement in the next life. Please wait for me!

99. Loving you means loving yourself, and loving yourself means loving you ~ ~ ~ because you and I are one.

100, winter, restored the blank of my mind; Rainy season, dripping with the sadness I am waiting for; The cold wind stung my acacia bones; Only you can restore all this and give it back to me sincerely. So I miss you.