What funny Spring Festival greeting messages are there?

Chinese New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a dime message, wasted the battery power and risked my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay tribute to you recklessly next year! Happy new year!

Come on, let's stop talking nonsense. The Spring Festival is coming. Burning a bunch of fireworks brings you good luck; Open the red envelope and give you happy wishes; Say long live to you, a happy family; Send a message, sincerely for your friendship.

The earth is round, sugar cane is sweet, and my short message is a dime. I wish you a happy Spring Festival. This is no joke. My intention is true and forwarding is very effective. It must have been scientifically demonstrated and recommended by experts!

The year of the pig is a new year, and dreams will come true: going out with a car and going home to live in a mansion; Farming is not taxed, and reading is free; Seeing a doctor has medical insurance, and the elderly still have to rely on it; Friends are indispensable, and blessings come first. Happy spring festival!

I don't usually send messages to people easily. The person who received my message must be from appreciate each other or share weal and woe, so kowtow three times and stand up after three hooray! The New Year in China is coming, so I wish you a happy New Year. Nothing else, just miss you. Please stand down!

The new year is coming, smile and hold a lot of money in your arms! Stick the word "Fu" to welcome the Spring Festival, and good luck will come! Short messages fly, blessings chase, and the god of wealth runs behind! I wish you a happy new year. Better every year!

I rolled my blessing into a round egg, crossed the bend of Shangsha, crossed the Tianshan Pass, crossed the Yellow River Beach, avoided the toll station, bypassed the bus class, and sprinted to you for 100 meters: I wish you a round egg blessing and a happy Spring Festival!

When the new year comes, I invite you to have a big fruit dinner. I wish you: "Apricot" has the blessing of "apple", "orange" has good fortune, "peach" has bloomed twice, "persimmon" has success, "stone" has happiness and "pear" has bright meaning.

I asked the air as a postman, bound my fiery greetings into a package, printed with a sincere postmark, and delivered at constant temperature. The recipient is you. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!