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Ask for a blessing message

Labor (husband), I hope you will clean my room, take good exercise and often buy me breakfast on Labor Day.

Husband, I am willing to share the troubles of work for you! Don't think too much, okay? At least you still have me!

Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You are walking slowly in a plaid shirt. You look so detached and comfortable. It's really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

Now, please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink and your face is tender and soft, it means that you are healthy. Ok, that's all for our lecture on pig raising this time.

I miss you as a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden cantaloupe and kiss your cantaloupe. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, scold you as a melon, and beat you as a fool.

There are five reasons to send you this message: 1. I miss you; 2, boring; 3. Prove whether you stop; 4. Tell you that I haven't stopped, and you can contact me at any time; 5, the end of the month, let China Mobile earn so much, not happy! Happy May Day!