No funny reasons for boyfriends.

Question 1: I finally found out why I don't have a boyfriend.

Flirting is a necessary skill for women. Use this word when you are attracted to a man and want to get his attention. If you flirt with a man when you meet him, it will lose its effect and make you look "less particular".

2. You love narcissism.

You always talk about yourself. Emotionally speaking, you are neither loving nor generous. If you are not curious about him, if you are not eager to know him and what he likes, maybe he is not for you. Or you're not right for him.

You are too picky.

You want your boyfriend to be educated, rich, handsome, humorous, smart, generous and so on. Be realistic! Please keep an open mind when judging men. Just find a good one.

4. You are hard to coax.

You always feel neglected, and he always says that he has done something wrong; You always feel hurt, and he keeps apologizing to you. Always quarreling is beneficial in the short term, but it will eventually break the relationship.

You have too many boyfriends.

Don't tell anyone about your personal privacy. Be careful when you visit a community or a group of friends. This kind of news travels fast.

6. You are a crazy girl.

Don't get drunk again. Whether male or female, as long as they are drunk, they are not attractive. When you are drunk, you will say that you will do stupid things.

7. You are too hard to chase.

Yes, everyone likes a challenge. But no one likes despair. If he takes the initiative to invite you out, that's the real invitation. Take it if you are interested.

8. You are a princess.

You want a boyfriend who falls at your feet. Do you really want a man who always wants to watch romantic movies with you? Why not go to see Transformers with him sometime?

13 no reason to have a boyfriend.

9. You need love too much.

You just met him last weekend, and he sent you a few short messages. You don't want him to be alone. This may be the number one reason why people think he is "abnormal".

10 You are too fond of pleasure.

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? In fact, the best date is not expensive. You can cook together, go out to play together or take a walk together.

Question 2: Are there any humorous questions? If you ask your boyfriend, you ask the male ticket: How much did you weigh when you were the thinnest?

Humorous reply: My mother said it was seven catties and four ounces.

13. Why do they always play fragments of their manuscripts after the news?

Humor reply: to tell you the truth, we make a draft to brag.

Question 3: When someone asks you if you have a boyfriend, how should you answer humorously? These two sentences are very incisive: 1, "What will happen if you like someone?" Seeing the Weibo he sent is like reading comprehension. 2. What's it like to give up someone you like? It's like burning down the house you've lived in for a long time. You look at the wreckage and the despair of the dust. You know this is your home, but you can't go back.

Question 4: People say that how can a beautiful woman have no boyfriend? Why do humorous answers choose so many objects?

Very eye-catching

So I have no choice.

Question 5: Why does a beautiful, lovely and humorous girl like me have no boyfriend? Too beautiful, others may not dare to chase! You can be nice to the boys you like and make them feel that they have a chance!

Question 6: Someone asked me, Do you have a boyfriend? I said no because I really didn't. I want to answer humorously. How to answer? The girl is quick-thinking, cheerful and articulate. Isn't it amazing? .

Question 7: The man said, Happy doesn't have a boyfriend yet. How can he reply humorously? It's absolutely true ~ cut ~ ~ An aunt came to the emergency room at night, saying that her son was so happy to be admitted to the university that he had to pick up his dislocated chin. The doctor gave it three times, five times and two times ~ Don't open your mouth too much just after you are ready to explain it ~ As a result, my aunt patted the doctor on the shoulder generously, smiled happily and took off her chin.

Question 8: If someone asks you if you have a boyfriend, how would you respond humorously? 1, there will be a mother-in-law in the future.

2. Do you have a boyfriend (girlfriend)?

3. I am married.

I have just been introduced.

Question 9: I have no boyfriend. A boy asked how your boyfriend was. How to reply humorously? You can answer like this:

My boyfriend is missing,

Haven't found me yet.