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Please help me think of a romantic proposal.

Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

The greatest happiness in my life is that I can hold you to sleep every night, wake you up every morning and wake you up every morning.

The greatest happiness in my life is that I can gently hold you to sleep every night and wake you up every morning.

You ask me how much I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how sincere I am to you, and I would faint without you.

I want to share everything with you, because I can't find another woman who matches me except you.

I swear to marry you as my wife! Don't try to escape from my clutches in this life! Why don't we use turtles as our floats so that we can be together! This period is ten thousand years! Years! Years!

All kinds of romantic proposals

The most "foodie" proposal ~ ~ diamond ring in food ~ ~ 50% success index is suitable for home beauty.

The key point is to choose a good dining environment, with a risk factor of 50%. Beauty should always pay attention to the painted face when eating to avoid eating by mistake.

The most transparent proposal ~ ~ diamond ring in ice ~ ~ 60% success index is suitable for avant-garde beauty.

It is important to ensure the temperature environment of ice cubes. The risk factor of 40% is complicated in the early stage, and heat preservation only affects the effect.

The most considerate proposal ~ ~ the diamond ring in the handkerchief ~ ~ 70% success index is suitable for all beautiful women.

The key tips are really "straightforward". Pay attention to the tips. The risk factor is 30%. In case of special fashion, mm doesn't need a handkerchief.

How thoughtless.

The sweetest proposal ~ ~ diamond ring is placed in the cake, and the success index is 75% suitable for beautiful women who love sweets.

It is very important to communicate with the pastry chef, and the risk factor is 25%. In case GF implements a weight loss plan, take countermeasures in advance.

The most intoxicating proposal ~ ~ The success index of red wine diamond ring is 80%, which is suitable for beautiful women who like emotional appeal.

Remind yourself not to get drunk before proposing! The risk factor is 20%. If the glass is thick, you should be reminded not to drink it.

When the petals fall, please be my beautiful bride

How many times you are in my dream, how many times I call you from my heart alone, just want to hold your hand and walk the road of life, how great love is. Get married.

Red flowers and white gauze shy cheeks, shallow smile to say a willing answer, holding your hand in my arms across the ends of the earth, into a warm place called home.

You know ... an ugly person like you can't get married ... what should I do? I made sacrifices.

The red leaves in Xiangshan are my heart, the Great Wall in Wan Li is my love, the Forbidden City is our history, and Tiananmen Square is your seat, you know! ! !

If you want a lovely baby, if you are still hesitating about it, then I will give you some advice-marry me! !

If wind and rain make us less romantic, don't be disappointed. Walking hand in hand in the storm, you can still have romantic feelings.

Put that oath gently on your finger, and from now on, the two of us will have a lifetime. Looking at your beautiful face tonight will be the only name in my future arms.

I hope someone can help me wash clothes and cook ... Filipino maids are too expensive ... so

You know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life.

I overheard you tell God that you won't get married unless I get married, so I don't want you to betray God.

You are the greatest happiness in my life, and I can feel very happy every day with you. You are the only one in my life. Can you marry me? !

I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?

If it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I will reward you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

The most typical way to propose marriage is: the man kneels on one knee, takes out a box with a ring, and then asks the woman to agree to spend the rest of his life with him. This proposal has been used as the most classic way to this day. However, today's women may want a more emotional, romantic and innovative way to propose marriage, or even not follow this procedure at all. Here are some of the most perfect ways to propose. 1. Reach the peak If your girlfriend is xxx, you can propose to her at the highest point of the mountain after a day of climbing. Other feasible methods include skydiving in mid-air, deep-sea diving and so on. Making a video of proposing to her can touch her heart, especially if you can watch it with her. She will jump with joy and will go on a honeymoon with you soon ... 3. A more open way of "blackmail" in the air is to take advantage of the opportunity of flying with you. You can ask the captain to convey your proposal to your girlfriend through the radio system. For example, you can ask the captain to say, "We are flying over the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and we will arrive at our destination in nearly 40 minutes. By the way, Anna, Li Ke asked you if he was lucky enough to marry you. " In full view, I believe all you can get is a "yes", and of course a safe landing. Imagine that she is driving home on the highway, and the advertisement for leather shoes on the billboard in front suddenly becomes "Lulu, will you marry me?" This will definitely make your proposal more effective. Not only that, cars coming and going will understand your mind and wish you success. They will also wish your Lulu not to bump into the sign because of excitement. You reluctantly agreed to accompany her to see the latest super romantic blockbuster. Just before the official opening of the film, there was an extra film with only one subtitle: "Maya, will you be my wife?" Although you won't win an Oscar for carefully directing this film, at least it will be recorded as a romantic scene in the "history" of the cinema. 6. If you know that she listens to a fixed radio program at a fixed time every day, the method of on-demand program will definitely win her heart. 7. The ultimate way for "evil * *" to propose to his lover should be in the process of making love. If you can propose when she is intoxicated with the wonderful feeling of orgasm, it must be "invincible" A man who can excite her physically and mentally at the same time, how can she refuse and forget? 8. Love xxx Of course, it is a little difficult to do this, and you need the cooperation of a real "Uncle xxx". But if she is called aside by xxx while driving and then receives a "marriage proposal ticket", it is really a very innovative feeling. 9. Moonlight sonata takes your lover to the beach and swimming pool. You two who have changed your swimsuits can enjoy the Moonlight Sonata. 10. Whispering at the seaside to convey your love vows with beautiful and romantic marine life is the most romantic way to use the beautiful environment around you. When the beach is full of moonlight, you can put the wedding diamond ring in a delicate shell and give it to her by a local native child. She will be moved by your romantic ideas. 1 1. Love Lucky Star writes 10,000 reasons why Qian Qian loves her on colored paper, folds it into a lucky star, and fills a glass bottle for her. Find all kinds of leisure to read the reasons why you love her in the future. One day, you seem to inadvertently find the star with the promise of love-the wedding diamond ring, open it in front of her and say what you want to say, and she promises to think you are handsome! 12. Happy birthday. It is also a good way to propose to her on her birthday. Another advantage of this is that she may not notice that you forgot to bring her a birthday present. 13. electronic proposal we live in the internet age, so we must learn to use high technology. Then why not send her a proposal email with a big question mark 14. Valentine's Day Surprise Since every Valentine's Day is a valentine's card, roses and chocolates, why not give her the greatest expression of love next Valentine's Day-propose to her? In this way, your girlfriend will never forget this festival. The only disadvantage of this is that it is difficult for you to find a gift that can be compared with this one in the next Valentine's Day. 15. Watching the ball game on the court may not be what she likes to do, but think about it. Rest in the stadium 15 minutes-happy 15 minutes, with the help of the stadium big screen, the whole stadium will see you kneeling in front of her. It is not easy for tens of thousands of people to see your love at the same time, and it will definitely make her remember it for a lifetime. As long as you have the heart, you can use the wedding diamond ring to express your feelings in a colorful way. How to make the brilliant diamond contaminated with your wisdom, make her forget it for a long time and say to you willingly: "I do!" " It depends on your ability!