Interesting text message. Who has it?

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

3. SMS about health

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

4. Other SMS messages

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.