Funny Mid-Autumn Festival blessing text messages Mid-Autumn Festival blessings are funny and short

1. I haven’t heard from you for a long time. I’ve been thinking about you these two days during the Mid-Autumn Festival. I’m very confused. I’ve searched all over the pond where you loved to go, the pond where you ate, the hut where you slept, and the lawn where you slept. There’s still no trace of you. My heart is broken. Almost broken. How can you throw away such a big pig?

2. My dear, the Mid-Autumn Festival is here, don’t lose weight, eat more mooncakes! If it weren’t for you being fat, you know why. ~~

3. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. I told my mother that I like you and I want you to go to my house and accompany me day and night. Do you know? Through these days of contact, I found that I can no longer live without you! Really, but my mother refused. She said sternly: "Pigs are not allowed to be raised here!"

4 , the Mid-Autumn Festival is here, the weather will change recently, and it will start to get cold. You must take care of yourself and don't freeze. As the saying goes: "A man's legs are frozen and a pig's mouth is frozen." I have put on my trousers, so hurry up and buy a mask!

5. Today you woke up with a mosquito lying on your pillow. , there is a suicide note next to it: "I struggled all night but could not pierce your face. You are so thick-skinned that I cannot live in this world. Lord, please forgive him!"

6. Mid-Autumn Festival The festival is here, do you feel abandoned? Bullied? Homeless? Even if the whole world despises you and ignores you, at least there is still us - the Animal Protection Association.

7. One day I called you a pig, and you said angrily: It’s weird that I’m a pig. From now on it would be weird for me to call you a pig. One day you finally couldn't help it and yelled in front of everyone: I'm not a pig! I was speechless

8. I knew you would be surrounded by overwhelming text messages on the Mid-Autumn Festival. I am wise today Just let the blessing cross the mountains, cross the high-rise buildings, pass through the streets and alleys, flash past the old lady selling tea eggs, and get into your mobile phone: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

9. The fragrance of osmanthus is strong, and Chang'e lives in the Toad Palace. , admiring chrysanthemums outside the autumn fence, and holding a banquet in the courtyard. Raise a toast to invite relatives and friends, talk about farewell together, and eat reunion cakes together during the festival. The Mid-Autumn Festival is full of moonlight, the world is unified, families are reunited, and people all over the world are celebrating.

10. Buddha said: The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, be kind, and learn to be nice to others, especially the person who is sending you text messages now! You should invite him to dinner often! Especially on the Mid-Autumn Festival! I want to treat you well. Give him the money for all the sins on your body! Good! Good!