Funny graduation message to classmates

Funny graduation message to classmates

In our daily study, work and life, when it comes to leaving messages, everyone is certainly familiar with it. The message should be concise, vivid, contemporary and affectionate, which can bring people memories. So the question is, what kind of gift is classic? The following is a selection of funny graduation messages carefully arranged by Bian Xiao for students. Welcome to share.

Funny graduation message for classmates +0

1, I hope there will be a wife only when time runs away! !

2. Laugh often, but laugh anyway. Longer than Nanshan, as thin as a biscuit.

Boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to imagine you. It is up to you.

Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.

5, the road is far away, the wind is very strong, brothers go well!

6. Do think of me!

7. After four years of acquaintance, you walked away gently, leaving a lump of shit behind. It stinks! It stinks!

8. Have a nice trip and jump halfway. QQ was stolen and IP was blocked.

9. Ha ha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

10, if I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky!

1 1, I will always remember you, and I will not let you go even if I am a ghost!

12, I can't catch it when I go to Japan, but I can still look forward to it tomorrow. "On the road of life, cry if you want, smile happily, don't forget to hurry!

13500 days and nights ended like this. After three years, so many disputes, so many laughter, so many regrets, so many pride, did you really leave the door with a bang?

14, in good times, you must rely on the power of the wind to break the waves; In the face of difficulties, we should go forward bravely. "Mochow has no confidant in the road ahead!" In the years to come, I will cheer for your little success, be ecstatic for your rapid development, and be excited for your rapid development.

15, my classmate for several years, you planted the seeds of friendship in my heart. I will take it away silently, carefully water it and cultivate it, so that it will bloom fragrant flowers in the future.

Funny graduation message to classmates II

1. How high is this step? We don't know, but we crossed it calmly and resolutely, leaving the old steps behind.

2, you cherish today, embrace tomorrow with a hundred times enthusiasm, then the future must belong to you!

3. Flowers will never laugh at delicate buds, because buds can bloom and have all the love.

The sunshine of youth illuminates the direction we pursue. Let's look for the goal, spread our wings and fly, and strive to add a beautiful luster to the future. The sunshine will disappear and the flowers will fade. Only your friendship with me is eternal.

6. Our generation does not allow us to disappoint the ancients and future generations. May we continue to explore and forge ahead with outstanding wisdom, strong will and fearless spirit!

7. We used to be two small trees side by side, we used to be two parts of a duet, and we used to be classmates at the same table. Please accept my affectionate blessing when we wave goodbye.

8. Three years passed quickly, so we sang and laughed, so we met, got together, and didn't even have time to say goodbye. We will soon go our separate ways. There are gravel and dirt on the road, and we will clean it up. There are weeds and thorns on the road, let's get rid of them; There are potholes on the road. Shall we fill it out? d？ The road of life should be explored with our hands!

10, do you still remember the path paved with colored pebbles on campus? Flowers are blooming on both sides of the strait, and green willows are fluttering. How many mornings, how many evenings, we walked along this road, it left in my memory with friendship, but also branded in your impression.

1 1. There are colorful soil on the earth, colorful shells on the beach, staff in music and colorful roads in life.

12, we come from all corners of the country; We have joy, sadness, smiles and tears. In these six years, we have experienced ups and downs and tested our friendship. I will cherish it in my heart forever!

13, why is our youth so energetic? Why is our life full of leaps and bounds? d！ Because every moment of our youth and life exists for hope and miracle!

14, what is life? It is a brick of a historic building, a pair of paddles struggling with the wind and waves, and a flower that is the source of all kinds of green. Let's create the best life with our own hands!

15, graduated, want to keep those warm days, but eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.

Funny graduation message to classmates 3

1, do everything calmly, do everything calmly, do everything with God in mind, and don't tell others that you are crazy everywhere!

2. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them and try to stay away. Only Martians can understand the English you speak!

3. Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

4. I don't know whether a sentence given to me by a female classmate is a compliment or a derogatory one: "You are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!"

Boys like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for boys to be like you. It's up to you

6. Knowing each other is God's will, knowing each other is human's will, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

7. We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu. I hope that only time will flow away, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

8. deskmate: haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

9. To tell the truth, you are a good man, good-looking and in good shape. No matter whether we meet in the future, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

Funny graduation message to classmates 4

Tomorrow, tomorrow, will you still remember the happy time you spent in Zhijiang?

The blue sky reflects your bright smile;

White clouds, echoing the cry of your play;

* * air, mixed with the sound of your reading;

Lonely stone bench, leaving you to take a nap.

Perhaps, you once lamented: Zhijiang College, why is it so small? However, when you leave her and stumble into a completely strange society, you will miss her charming school because it is small and safe, because it is small and warm.

For the future you, she is more like a tolerant mother. She once tolerated your rebellion, forgave your mistakes and worried about your future. She will be a warm harbor in the future, where you can stop and rest, shelter you from the wind and rain, and gently wipe away the tears in your eyes.

Perhaps, you once nagged: Why is the Xueyuantang in Zhijiang so small? However, when you leave her and can't eat on time because of busy work every day, you will miss her warmth. Every time you eat, you always sit with the person you like, sit in the seat where you have been sitting, eat your favorite dishes and share delicious meals with everyone.

When you feel stressed in the job competition, think about our river, then take a deep breath to drive away all the tension;

When you are criticized by your boss for your work, think about our river, and then run to the roof and shout, "Now, I have experienced the graduation season again. I realized that in fact, when we graduated from college, we just ended a period of youth. We left the best and most precious youth there. Who doesn't miss youth? Who doesn't miss youth?

I have had a strange feeling for ten years. Whenever I see the bus No.519 in the street, I have the impulse to jump on it, because its destination is my alma mater. I have been thinking about what is hidden behind my impulse. Just a college graduate. How can you still be so melodramatic after ten years?

Years later, when they take out their photos or come back here, they will definitely say: I once held hands with girls here for the first time and walked through the "lover's slope"; I used to put up small advertisements everywhere to organize an activity; I used to chip in with my classmates to buy a pack of cigarettes here; I once called "Dao" a young man, Yang Jinghu, who graduated from Hebei Normal University for three years. He only worked in Wuhan last month and came to Wuhan University yesterday for nostalgia. Although Wu Da is not his alma mater, he feels the same feeling of recalling his youth. He said that in retrospect, nothing was the most unforgettable in those four years, because everything was unforgettable. Liu Dawei, a graduate of Wuhan University, once won the title of "Master of Chinese Memory" in the university, but he felt that no matter how good his memory was, there was no way to restore a certain moment at that time.

On the campus of Wu Da University, groups of students took photos in bachelor uniforms and graduation commemorative T-shirts (which students affectionately call "fuck-off shirts"). Take photos of yourself, others and everything on campus, and even take photos of small campus advertisements posted on walls and telephone poles. Those are the marks of youth, which contain stories of youth.

The most popular and essential prop for graduation is of course "wine". Almost every graduate said, what can we do now? You can only drink. "Get out" can't be drunk enough. You eat again and again and get drunk again and again. With the anesthesia of alcohol, some unhappiness of youth is swept away; Stimulated by alcohol, the courage of youth greatly increased, and finally shouted "I love you" to a long-awaited person.

The annual graduation season is an annual sentimental season and an annual spoof season. Put on your bachelor's uniform, lift your thighs and take a picture. Put on a bachelor's costume and dress up as a magician. They don't disrespect a logo that has been bought for four years, but want to make their last youth more colorful.

Funny graduation message to classmates 5

Dude, although human feelings are as thin as paper nowadays, you and I still feel like parting. After a few piercing sobs, we still have to say a few words!

To be free is to admit that this is a mistake. Meeting you was the biggest mistake of my life.

Once my mobile phone disappeared, and I couldn't find it after searching for it at home for a long time. In desperation, I sat down calmly, took it out of my bag and sent a message to my friend: the mobile phone is gone!

It is another season full of parting worries, but now communication is so developed, there are networks and telephones? I won't leave you a message! Pig: Bon voyage, missing halfway, laughing all the time, laughing anyway!

I am a good family. On weekdays, you can't get out of the gate without going out the second door. This time I will make an exception: send you to the door of CCTV!

After graduation, it is inevitable to write a few words to each other. Looking at those messages, I remembered the bits and pieces of communication with the message taker and my school days. I always feel that I dream back to the Tang Dynasty.

Dude, you're so emotional! I'm tired of hearing what you want me to say! It's time to say goodbye I won't say thank you. I just want to ask you a brain teaser: If you have eight squirrels on your head and you drop one, how many are left? Dude, are you really leaving? When you left, you almost made your sister accidentally "send Wang Zhi ten times" in the whole news 1+ 1!

An official is clear when he hears it, but dark when he is off. Clean your ears often, or the ear canal will be blocked. Take out the "good words" that praise you and leave the "bad words" that are really good to you.

Over the past few years, we have taken classes together, went to the library together, prepared cheating notes together, skipped classes and danced together, played tricks on boys together, went shopping and watched movies together, bought cheap clothes together, and then put them on the school boulevard together. Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us?

You should be happy in the future and always be happy. Don't frown when you leave me. Eggplant and Tianqi!

You are so handsome, so cool and incomparable. If lost, life loses courage, learning cannot continue, feelings lack sweetness, and the earth loses gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and you can't live without it!

You should remember my good, not my bad. If I do something wrong, you are not allowed to say anything by default! Can you have a look? This is for girls, but it's funnier for boys!

If you forget me, it's nothing. Don't remember the money I still owe you!

If you are a meteor, I will wait for you; ? If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; ? Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

Goodbye, I won't miss you!

All good things must come to an end. I'm leaving. Please forget me! My brother, if we have the chance to be brothers again, we must not become sisters.

There are plenty of flowers in the sea, just don't look for them in our school. There are many flowers and plants in our school, but none of them are good.

Miss's beard is so euphemistic that she must be a lady.

When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of socialist education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

Funny graduation message to classmates 6

Friendship is like a bud. Let's water it carefully and produce dazzling flowers. Friends are like stubborn iron. Let's sharpen our knives!

It is my honor to be a classmate with you, my blessing to get along with you, and my memory to walk with you.

We've been together for almost two years. Like our classmates, we are facing separation. We may meet again next time. We became strangers.

No matter what happens in the future, it is our best choice to be happy now and not to care about the past.

I sincerely wish you happiness and good health every day, and the acne on your face will soon get better. Come on, come on.

I have been a classmate for two years, and I have too much reluctance and nostalgia. I hope you will be more and more beautiful and happy every day. Don't forget me!

You are a strong girl and have never seen your shy side. Good for you will be better for others. I wish you good grades! Happy every day, the longer the better!

I'm graduating soon. I hope you can successfully enter your ideal university and find your own happiness. There is still a long way ahead. Come on!

Funny graduation message to classmates 7

If the East wants to know, it is better to "aspire" as early as possible. Brother, I'm not reluctant to let you go, I'm t+ 1 Didi!

Don't worry, sister, it's nothing! I believe the secretary will do it for you! If she can't do it, I'll let you transfer all your elegance to her. Do you like it?

Today's laughter, tonight's breeze and bright moon, beautiful but not eternal, have not had time to share the last glass of wine, but have to go their separate ways, take care, teacher!

As a deputy mayor, compliments are indispensable, so, Chi, you really don't often pick out your ears, and if you accumulate too much, you will turn a deaf ear.

Time can take away time, but I can't take away my thoughts of you. Graduation can take away my thoughts but not the friendship between you and me. The farther time flies, the deeper my thoughts and the stronger my friendship. Drink a cup of tea and wine and say gently: take care of your teacher!

When encountering difficulties, learn from others: the heavy snow overwhelms the rock pine, and the rock pine stands upright. You know, pines and nobles, wait until the snow melts. If you don't remember this, don't blame my brother for not thinking about the past. Focus interview I'll give you an injection!

I used to whip a famous horse when I was drunk, for fear of missing the beautiful scenery.

Brother Chi, you can buy me a few drops of really cheap Cordyceps when you arrive!

Funny graduation message to classmates 8

1. Tell me if you want to leave.

If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave?

Did you say I would not let you go?

I can't stop you from leaving.

Let me tell you something:

Have a nice trip!

If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky!

Wish: bliss at an early date.

Address: Global Village Universe City

Blood type: ask mosquitoes

3. If you are a meteor, I will wait for you;

If you are a satellite, I will install it for you;

Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

Boys like you are really rare.

But it's too hard for boys to be like you.

It is up to you. (for boys)

5. Do everything calmly.

Do everything calmly,

Think of God in everything you do,

Don't tell anyone that you are crazy wherever you go!

6. You are too handsome and cool to compare.