Funny jokes on April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day is a popular folk festival in the West since the 9th century, and it has not been recognized as a legal holiday by any country. On this day, people cheat and play tricks on each other in various ways, and often at the end of the joke, they will expose and announce that the object of the joke is a "fool". The following is the funny jokes I compiled for you on April Fool's Day. I hope it helps you!

April Fool's joke film 1 1, quiz: Press it if you feel smart, press it if you feel humorous, press it if you feel handsome, press it if you feel attractive, and the test results are quite shameless. Happy April Fool's Day!

2, throwing bricks to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; It is a waste to destroy treasures outside; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool, have fun!

3. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

Once upon a time, you were dressed in luxury and always dreamed of a Manchu-Chinese banquet. So I want to hit on you in summer, and you say it's too hot. I want to hit on you in winter, and you say it's too cold. Chunqiu wants to hit on you, but you still want to hit on me if you say it's lukewarm. I am bored. Aren't you a bag of instant noodles? How can there be so many things!

When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

6. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

7. Be happy on April Fool's Day. The reason for cheating is justified. It is normal for a master to be fooled by a fool. There are many tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Intelligence quotient is high or low, stupidity is the same. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, invincible. March has come, and your fool index has soared, which is close to the limit. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!

9. Hey, I have a way for you to live in a good house, drive a good car, and have endless money. You don't have to invest in your job. Zero risk. I'm telling you now, don't tell anyone! The solution is: dream!

10. An earthquake in a certain country caused seawater to flow backward, bridges were destroyed, buildings collapsed, and life was devastated. The world is very sad! A fisherman survived because he was driving a boat when he escaped, and he was still snickering and reading text messages!

1 1. What are you talking about? You are really different! Give some sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give some happiness and you will be romantic; If you like it, you fart; Give some praise and you will praise it; If you like it, you are crazy; April Fool's Day is silly, but I still hope to receive text messages. There is wood, there is wood! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest and look detached and carefree. Actually, you are very cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those days.

13. With this product, you don't need to take medicine or be hospitalized. Your eyes will get bigger immediately, you can see things more clearly, and the price is very low. Have you guessed what product it is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, when you are upset, don't bother me; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.

15, congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and won the grand prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book and two one-inch photos, and come to our place to receive the prize quickly, before it expires. Prize: a piece of toilet paper.

17, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will into thin air, nonsense will cost money to regret, nonsense will cost money, nonsense will cost money! I don't believe 1 cent won't knock you out.

18, God said he would grant me a wish. I said I want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again. Happy April Fool's Day!

19, your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping position is sweet and innocent, your life is more leisurely than a fairy, and it's not bad to be a pig!

20. It's absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it's foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the straw bag today. The straw bag grinned after reading it and knew it was a holiday. I paid for this message and then treated me to a big meal. Call me if you are smart. Don't worry, I'll be right there!

22. Dear users, because your mobile phone sends short messages too many times, the server system crashes, so you are suspended from using the short message sending function for 24 hours. 20 15 April Fool's prank message, very interesting.

23. Dear users: Hello, because the explosion radiation from Japan's nuclear power plant has been spreading, your mobile phone may have no signal or can't be connected today. Please drop it on the ground and it will return to normal. Happy April Fool's Day.

24. Hey, bring a million dollars when you see the text message. If you go to the back hill alone, don't call the police, or we will kill the tickets. Remember not to call the police and don't get angry. Haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fool's Day!

25, the wind lifted your long hair, you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray!

Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

27. Listener friends, welcome to the weather forecast. Since April 1 day, there will be thunderstorms in our city, with more lightning phenomena. I would like to remind you that you should wear your mobile phone on your head when you go out, and the mobile phone charger should be placed behind you for lightning protection! Never!

28. One-and-a-half-catty Erguotou, two-year-old veteran in love, three-year-old eating and drinking, gambling and smoking, and four-year-old cheating and stealing. This person is young and promising. When he grows up, he has a low IQ. He knows that this person is you, and he still insists on seeing the end. Admire! Admire!

29. Let go and enliven today, regardless of the rules. A gentleman can go to the beam, and a villain can go out of the wall. The "second child" lit up and the "third child" entered the room. Realize all your dreams, and friends will lie to you without consulting. Happy April Fool's Day!

30. Confucius said: "I want to be stupid, and I am stupid." So I asked Confucius, does this sentence mean that I want to fool people? Confucius said, "No". Do you want to know what this means? Idiot! I am lying to you. How did Confucius know me? Confucius can't speak English! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, waiting for a long time, the salary has gone up; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

32. In these days, there is no fairness: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming, they have to test their brains, and they have to be nervous and have a high IQ to occupy the highlands!

33. The entertainment is reasonable and the whole person is innocent. April Fool's Day is coming. In order to set off a new climax of unique skills, you are specially invited to attend the annual unique skills festival and compete for the "unique skills master". The winner will get a golden pig head. I wish you a successful start!

34. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, whether you want to be fooled or fooled today! Only once a year, no matter the whole or the whole is an ordinary day in happy event!

Dear users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide a quick book of wisdom, which you can learn as long as you read "I am 250" ten times in a row. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day joke 2 1, an orangutan came to the zoo, which was extremely ugly. The tourists didn't spit when they saw it. The first day, I went to see it, and I threw up. The next day, when you look at it, the orangutan vomited. I wonder why the gap between people is so big!

If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. It's a pity that you are an orangutan. I can only see you in the zoo! Alas … what a pity!

I've always wanted to find a festival for you to celebrate, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because ... you are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!

When you were in love with your youth, you said you loved my scarred face. In my twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

6. This short message is a good thief. It is not troublesome to put away, it looks painless, the forwarding salary is high, and there is more money in the group. The content is: April Fool's joke, it is very important to grasp the scale. Just be sincere and happy!

7. This short message is particularly good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups!

8, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

9, faint miss, shallow feelings, I haven't missed you so well for a long time, and my mouth is wide open when I face you, so I don't always miss you! I hope this special season, special day, send me special warm words: Happy April Fool's Day!

10, your figure is always so slim, your skill is always so agile, your life is always very leisurely, you visit famous mountains in Sichuan all day, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food. Alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, you are so beautiful, you are so beautiful, the parrot has a round nose and legs, and its personality is a bit like Zhang Fei. Its beard and eyebrows are like running water. It is most afraid of seeing your mouth open, and people with natural fangs will fly in fear. When they see you, they will shrink back and shout that they have met a ghost.

12, sweet and sour pork ribs on Monday, kidney porridge on Tuesday, fried belly with green peppers on Wednesday, steamed meat with dried vegetables on Thursday, fried noodles with bone soup on Friday and braised large intestine on Saturday. Sunday ... Sunday I finally finished eating you, dear, and we can be together forever.

13, golden, is sunshine; The red one is a lantern; Delicious, it is rice; Hot, hot pot; Burning is spirits; Crisp, it's you ... You got electrocuted again. You should stop reading text messages!

14. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please soak it in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, April Fool's Day, may you live like a fool with great ability. There is a fool every month in wealth, who is stupid in everything he does and eats, and talks and laughs after dinner, so that your troubles will disappear.

16, since that meeting, my only eyes have never left you, and I am fortunate to be your beauty. Miss you this time, homesickness is like a river, with scattered memories and happy hearts. Speaking of which, today is April Fool's Day.

17, urgent notice: for the sake of the global environment and resources, please reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards, but you can fill in a congratulatory message in large RMB and send it to me. Thank you for your support for environmental protection. Have a good mood!

18。 Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

19, from a distance, you are a beautiful woman who smiles shyly in the wind, but when you look closely, it turns out that the old demon with white bones is playing tricks; From a distance, you are a handsome guy who dances gracefully, but from a close distance, it is difficult for Bajie to have a complete face. It's the weekend, don't scare me to sleep!

20, stupid can be stupid, very stupid. Le coke, very happy. Stupid people in the world, people who are sensitive to laughter, people who enjoy coke in the world, stupid people in the world. April Fool's Day is a national entertainment activity. I wish you a wonderful fool and live a comfortable life!