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Digital SMS greeting

Telephone, mobile phone, computer, information transmission between friends; New year, new year, new scene, bless all my friends. On holidays, people who take shortcuts visit relatives and friends, and people who make long-distance calls say hello. With the development of life, besides calling to pay New Year greetings, it has become fashionable to send messages with mobile phones and computers. On New Year's Eve, my mobile phone messages kept flowing. Looking at the sincere wishes sent by distant friends, I found that there was also a lot of math in these messages.

Mathematics is the language of communication, especially the most used numbers. For example:

(1) A pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck always runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five catties of oranges and six catties of peaches make money every year and cherish it every year; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom every day!

(2) I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, Datong, seven stars shine high, all directions to make money, 99 unity and perfection.

(3) When the New Year comes, I'll give you a jiaozi Ping 'an skin wrapped with wishful stuffing, cook it with sincerity, have a happy bite, have two happy bites, and then have a healthy soup for the whole family. Warm aftertaste, lingering fragrance is a blessing.

It is said that lavender has four leaves: the first is faith, the second is hope, the third is love, and the fourth is luck. Send you a lavender and wish you a happy Year of the Monkey!

Some simply change the Chinese character 12345 into Arabic numerals 12345, for example:

(5) 1 At the beginning of the new year, I wish you good things for two years in a row, four seasons like spring, a colorful life, and occasionally a small fortune at 8 o'clock, leaving your troubles behind!

(6) The New Year of1is about to begin. Good wishes are followed by two and three in a row. In spring, my mood is sunny and my life is colorful. Occasionally, there is a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and all the troubles are thrown out at 9 o'clock. Please accept my best wishes from 10.

The two short messages are very similar, and many idioms are the same. Except for auspicious idioms with numbers, they all adopt the homonym of "hair". 8. The second message uses "mood 4 spring sunshine" and "like". Homophonic 4.

The following short message uses different time units to convert a year's time. In the new year, I wish you twelve months and fifty-two weeks of happiness, 365 days of good luck, 8,760 hours of happiness, 525,600 minutes of happiness and 3,536,000 seconds of success.

If a year can be expressed in two words, it can be expressed in a "long" word of 31536,000 seconds. I never get tired of listening to good words. Otherwise, it is not enough to express my sincere, delicate, hearty and warm good wishes.

The more you say about blessings, the better. Compared with infinite blessings, limited words always have endless feelings. How to solve the contradiction between more and less, the relationship between the whole and the part in mathematics has its place here:

(8) If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will send you a piece of East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest. may you have a happy new year!

There is another way to solve the contradiction between the infinite mood of blessing and the limited words, and that is to express it with imaginary numbers. In Chinese, many numbers are imaginary numbers, not real numbers, but represent many. The "10 million" and "12 thousand" in the following two short messages are imaginary numbers. The former one also uses addition and subtraction decomposition in mathematics, and the latter one is very humorous and can really give us happiness.

(9) The New Year is coming. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I just want to give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

(10) imperial edict! Carrying Feng Tian, the emperor said: When the Year of the Monkey arrives, give a special red envelope with two thousand happiness, two thousand happiness and two thousand smiles. I wish your whole family a happy laugh. I admire this!

The numbers in the blessing message compiled for you can let you know more. For more primary school counseling information, please feel free to pay attention to the primary school channel of Mathematics Network!