Congratulations on your Happy Singles Day.

Congratulations on your Happy Singles Day.

1, don't want to be inseparable, just want to hold a wife; Don't ask for a shining cow B, just ask for an empty heart; Irrigation is not courting, but seeking not to be a public hazard; Do not seek blind worship, but don't be hasty. Singles Day, I wish you an early reproduction!

2. 165438+ 10/01Singles Day is here, and I feel a lot single. I am like a poor man with an empty bowl, and you have a lot of abalone. Now that you have a beautiful hug, don't forget that your brother is lonely. It's another year's Singles' Day, and I'm going to help my buddies "get naked".

3, where is the daughter-in-law, ask the sky for wine. I don't know how the gods in heaven live today. I want to dig a corner, but I am afraid of being discovered. How cold a bachelor is, how can he have a family when he can't sleep alone Singles' Day, Happy Singles' Day!

4. Singles Day is coming. Good sisters and good advice, see through men's cheats, writing style, fashionable clothes, money with watches, physical strength to drink fresh milk, unrealistic romance and no room for quasi-singleness.

Singles' Day is coming, and the temperature has dropped. Don't forget to wear two cotton-padded jackets when you are single. When you meet a beautiful girl who is white with cold, offer your love and smile. Maybe you will become a couple next Singles Day!

6. It's good to be a bachelor. I don't worry about my wallet when I go to the street. I don't worry about quarreling in my life. I am free, and my troubles are less. Although I am lonely sometimes, I also have friends to take care of me: Happy Singles Day.

7. When did your girlfriend have it? Ask q about friends' wine. I wonder if the girls in Q have boyfriends? I want to leave Q, but I'm afraid it's not easy to get into Q. I can't sleep at night and I shouldn't get drunk. When can I realize my dream? Women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, and men are tall and thin. This matter is old and difficult. I hope q will last for a long time, and bachelors will no longer exist. Happy Singles Day!

8. The first part: male bachelors and female bachelors, free every point; the second part: one point, less cherish every point of freedom; horizontal approval: Happy Singles' Day in June 1 1!

9. Let you call me lonely every day. I admit that I don't want to be single, but I won't make love everywhere. True love is not material. This is a confession of a bachelor. Happy Singles Day 3.

10, I'm single, I like a person when I eat at ordinary times, and no one robs me; Sleep alone at night, no one is crowded; When you are free, listen to music, have fun with someone, and no one is noisy; My preferences have changed a lot since I met you. Singles Day, I look forward to your company!

1 1. Nobody moves. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, and the remaining bachelors stand in the middle. This is not a drill, this is a sneak attack. Take this bullet of Singles' Day blessing: Get married as soon as possible, and your happiness will multiply!

12, hurry, the battle is about to start, please get ready. Combat weapon: I shot a gun two months ago and had a good time. Combat target: single men, women and children. Combat code: naked action. Fighting time: Singles Day.

13, bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, happier than you; No burden, no worries, not much to say after winning a thousand times; Sneaking, today is still Singles Day; Come to celebrate, come to congratulate, and wish the bachelor a happy life!

14, one should also dance happily, just to celebrate for oneself. A person, but also wonderful every second, pay a lifetime. One should remember that happiness is just around the corner. Happy Singles Day to my good friend.

15, Singles Day is coming. I wish you trouble and baldness, sadness and light, good luck and good luck, happiness and happiness. Happy Singles Day!

16, Singles' Day, I wish you four golden hoops: one for peace in Five Blessingg, two for prosperity, three for wealth and four for prosperity. With the golden hoop, your family is happy and everything goes well!

17, take off the "light" agent, which is the gospel of all men, women and children. A must-have at home and a first choice for traveling abroad. It is inspired by courage and sincerity, guided by sweet romance, and can also become a beautiful marriage on Super Singles Day.

18, I know, the sky is high, waiting for my tall dream, I know, the sea is vast, waiting for my broad dream, I know, my heart is empty, waiting for you to fill it, Happy Singles' Day.

19, Singles Day is coming, my friend, do you want to "get naked" quickly? Come and join our SMS relay to seduce girls. Just forward this message, shout I want a daughter-in-law, and your beautiful girl will appear at once. Hurry up and act!

20. Singles Day is coming. Happy holidays to all men, women, big bachelors, little bachelors, former bachelors and present bachelors, former bachelors and present nunchakus, former nunchakus and present bachelors!

2 1, Guan Luo's dove, in Hezhou, is familiar with the Book of Songs, just to pick up girls. Learn Chinese to write love letters. Learn math and make an appointment. Learn English and pick up girls. The rhetoric is still there, but I'm still single. Singles' Day is coming, forget your stupid ideal and be realistic as long as you don't have a runny nose!

22. Singles don't know and are harassed every day. How much do you know about being blind at night? Don't worry, don't make noise, as long as you work hard, the "light" will become true. On Singles' Day, I wish you a peach blossom robbery, happiness and marriage.

23, Singles Day, the mood of singles: loneliness, emptiness and cold, envy and hate; Bachelor's wish: meet a opposite sex, whether it's robbery or fate; Bachelor's hope: the other half will take a shortcut to find it, because 20xx is coming.

24. On Singles' Day, remember to abide by the "Three Lights" policy: career should be glorious, life should be beautiful, love should be exposed, wisdom should shine, happiness should be exposed, happiness should be borrowed, troubles should run away, and friends should invite you to join!

25. Creative method of Singles' Day: Get up early and eat only one fried dough stick, one chopstick, take the bus only 1, play mahjong only, click the K song of Lonely Life, and only send a short message. Singles Day must be happy!

26. Singles' Day is coming, send a text message to bless. Wishes are always beautiful, and hopes have come true: I wish all singles can find the other half, all people in love are sweet and loving, wave goodbye to singles and have a happy home!

27. Love is a gamble. Being single is a bet. If you pursue true love, you are willing to lose. Don't be afraid of getting hurt. You are willing to wait for a person who is destined to gamble on your life's happiness and win it back. Happy Singles Day!

28. Singles Day is coming, flowers are laughing, grass is floating with the wind, and trees are looking for girlfriends; Birds are in love, insects are living together, and fish are registering. They all tell you: 20xx is here, it's time for bachelors to find a wife, and say goodbye to singles, and heaven remains our neighbourhood.

29. Forward a car full of love messages, save a message of blessing, copy a message of blessing, and post a warm one for you. May you be happy all the way, may you hold a cheque passbook all your life, and give you six on Singles Day, sweet.

30. 1 65438+1October1China Singles' Day, Shaolin abbot distributed hero stickers, invited the world's single heroes to participate in the "Single Heroes' Club", learned the "stick" method, and had the opportunity to experience prize-winning activities such as "competition to attract relatives". Go and have a look!

3 1, Singles Day is here. I wish all the best for the married nunchakus. The "acacia stick" in love is happy and sweet; The "single stick" who is still single has a bright future; Whether it's a big stick, a small stick, a male stick or a female stick. Happy awesome!

32. Prepare a must-have item for Singles Day: Love is a flower that grows on the edge of a cliff. You should have the courage to pick it; Don't love because of loneliness, love for love's sake; Looking for love is like picking up shells. Don't be beautiful but like them.

33. Relax on Singles Day, hum and haw, relax on Singles Day, hum and haw. Singles remember that happiness is invincible, who is separated in entanglement? If the knot of the red line is not tight, you are calm and smiling.

34, bachelor is good, chic and happy; Freedom is very important when a bachelor laughs; Single beauty, street beauty handsome guy casually look; Single and happy, cheerful life; It's Singles Day again. I wish you happiness. I hope you won't be lonely next year!

35. Singles' Day is coming, and I ask you organizationally: to speed up the development of feelings, consolidate the foundation of love, implement the marriage system, create a world of two people, and make unremitting efforts to create a new life!

Happy Singles Day. Short message about Singles' Day.

Shallot said I was an innocent bachelor. Bamboo stick says I am a single man who never gives up. Noodles say I am a soft bachelor. Chopsticks say I am a bachelor who has tasted both ups and downs → Radish says I am a red bachelor. Fried dough sticks said I was a soft-hearted bachelor and suffered a lot. 1 1 The bus said that I am a bachelor who can override anyone! Happy Singles Day!

Sha Yi Hook got married this year! Big s is married! Lin Xilei is married! Patty Hou is married! Stephanie is married! Christine is married! Deng Li is married! Rene Liu is married! Gavin Gao Dong Xuan is married! Jason Nana is married! Sonija Kwok is married! Karen Mok is married! Liang Yongqi is married! CoCo Lee is getting married! Selina is getting married, so find a man to get married before Singles Day!

A cool breeze is cold, a fallen leaf is autumn; On the annual Singles' Day, I was alone until I raised my cup and asked the bright moon. See it as right at a glance, bit by bit from the bottom of my heart; A sudden desire is aroused, and one can no longer celebrate this festival!

Today, will you think of your first lover? Do you remember your sweet past today? Today, do you feel lonely … On this special day, remember to have friends with you and wish you a happy Singles Day!

11.11dedicated to a friend who is about to enjoy the world of two people but still single: a dream that has never been realized but never forgotten; Unsatisfied but dedicated occupation; A group of friends who are brothers in all directions; Close friends. You are alone on the road; Walking with you will not fall! Having your beauty is my greatest happiness!

On the annual Singles' Day, we should carry forward the single spirit and strive to be a bachelor with brothers but no girlfriends, affection without love, labor without tickets, IQ without pity.

Which major is the easiest to be single: 1 Computer Department, 2 Civil Engineering Department, 3 Automation Department, 4 Physics Department, 5 Electromechanical Integration Department, 6 Physical Education Department, 7 Mine Geology Department and 8 Navigation Department. I'll transfer you to 10 bachelor brother.

Two orioles singing green willows, I don't even have a companion! The rabbit and the rabbit are running, and I don't even have a companion! I suggest that god stand up again. I don't even have a date! Sitting up critically ill, I don't even have a companion! I don't even have a date! Ask how much you can worry about, I don't even have a date! If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, I don't even have an object! This song should only exist in the sky. I don't even have a date.

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1 kitchen/toilet 1 people live, 1 vegetables 1 soup 1 people eat, 1 pillow 1 quilt 1 people sleep,. 1 happiness 1 worry 1 worry 1 work 1 fatigue 1 work 1 bear 1 bear/kloc-0. 1 heart 1 means 1 positive light, 1 health 1 generation, 1 people have 1 people are wonderful, 1 people have 1. Happy Singles Day! ! !

When do you have a girlfriend? Ask group friends for wine. I wonder if the girls in the group have boyfriends. I want to quit the group, but I'm afraid the opportunity will flow away. You shouldn't get drunk if you can't sleep at night. When can I have a dream? Women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, and men are tall and thin. This matter is old and difficult. I hope people will live long, and there will be no more bachelors-11Singles Day Declaration: Today's festival is not for giving gifts, just for girlfriends! ... happy singles day to you all ...

The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Colleagues have owners, classmates have owners, and peers seem to have owners: I am single. On the occasion of the centenary of 19 1 1 year, I wish you all a happy singles day in advance. Wow, haha!

Happy Singles Day greetings

Happy Singles Day greetings

1, Singles' Day, if you want to streaking, don't just talk about it, teach you streaking: once you get rid of marriage, you get rid of the emotional prison, then you get rid of the happy mask, then you get rid of happiness, and finally you get rid of your children and grandchildren. Don't take it off again. You are wearing less clothes. Happy Singles Day!

2. Advantages of being a bachelor: 1, sovereign independence and territorial integrity; 2. Safeguard the legal rights of the blind date; 3. Loving life is always positive; 4. You can celebrate Singles Day and receive blessings from a group of bachelors!

There are three Singles' Days in a year, namely, Little Singles' Day, Middle Singles' Day and Big Singles' Day, commonly known as "Three Lights". On Singles' Day, bachelor friends must have a "three lights": shave their heads, use up all their money and soak up all the girls!

I don't give gifts on Singles Day. I want to send you a beautiful woman. Indications: loneliness, lack of feelings, loneliness; Side effects: you will become a meal card, wallet and porter; Efficacy: Happy Singles Day!

5, bachelors are not in a hurry, and there is no good partner in a hurry. Single holiday without rest, rest hurts the body. There are no gifts on Singles Day, only text messages. Comfort each other, don't forget, I wish you a happy singles day!

6. Explanation of terms-Bachelor: nickname "Guang Guang", scientific name single aristocrat, common name single, once used a famous older youth, male bachelor called leftover man, alias saint, female bachelor called leftover woman, alias Saint Mary. Happy Singles Day!

7.11.11Singles Day is coming. No matter whether you are single or not, whether you are too single, in order to care for your bachelor friends around you, I wish you all the sweetness of your lover in advance. This is the early departure of bachelors.

8. Singles Day notice: It's cold and the temperature has dropped. Some people occasionally hold dolls, no dolls hold pillows, no pillows hold kettles, and people without kettles can only hold mobile phones. Don't forget to read the text message before sending it to the person with the mobile phone.

9. Today is Singles Day. I wish a smooth marriage, sweet love and smooth study for minors! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality and find true love as soon as possible!

10, female bachelors please themselves, and male bachelors please themselves! The troubles of bachelors: only women and life are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find! Today is Singles Day. I wish you give up your troubles and embrace happiness!

1 1, 65438+1 October 1, you still celebrated Singles' Day, 1 65438+1October1,65438+/kloc. The "three lights" policy has made you miserable enough. I advise you to break the law as soon as possible.

12, Singles' Day creative method: only eat a fried dough stick for breakfast, only use a chopstick for dinner, only take the bus 1, only play mahjong, click "Lonely Life" karaoke, and only send a short message. Happy Singles Day!

13, Jianghu is ridiculous, bachelor is the most boring, dating all day, hooking up everywhere, no worries. However, today is the once-in-a-century Super Singles' Day. Find someone to take off the "light" and wish you happiness!

14, bachelor after bachelor, bachelor in charge of weaving. Today is Singles' Day. Singles are soldiers. The marriage document 12 is not named after you. Couples are confused, single eyes are blurred, crowded in the crowd, who is single? Happy Singles Day.

15, Singles' Day is here, I wish love is sweet, all goes well for the married and all goes well for the minors! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality, find true love as soon as possible and become nunchakus!

16, Singles Day is here. No gifts this year, only girlfriends! At this time, friends are comforting and fighting for beer, while parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid that the room will be empty this year, and you will have a full house of children and grandchildren in the future!

17 and 1 1 month1day are Singles' Day. It's really beautiful to be single. You don't have to report when you go out, and you don't quarrel when you come home late. Although the salary is low and no one complains, it is also safe to sleep and snore. Nobody cares about the friends' party, and they have a good time. Happy Singles' Day to all singles!

18, 1 1 month/0/1day, spend Singles' Day together, don't be sad, don't cry, send text messages to comfort you, come and go freely, no one is better than you, no matter how proud you are, if a woman pursues you, stand firm.

19, being a bachelor is really free. Don't worry when you are full, you are free to go anywhere, happy when it rains, happy when you visit, happy in your heart, carefree and carefree. Singles' Day, I wish my friends who are single like me always happy, and all the beautiful women come to ask for it!

20, bachelor is good, a person is full, nothing else; The bachelor is wonderful, and the phone bill for not chatting is very small; A bachelor is strong, and it is unlikely that he will forget his friends when he sees color; Glow stick, no boring, high degree of freedom. 165438+1October 1 1, I am single and proud, I hope you can live a wonderful world for yourself!

2 1,11.1Singles' Day, Singles' Day, four sticks in one: one stick is "smooth sailing", the second stick is "happiness", the third stick is "making money into treasure" and the fourth stick is ". Special wishes to you, Happy Singles' Day!

22. A single-plank bridge is difficult to walk, an army of one person is difficult to fight, chopsticks are difficult to eat, sleep is difficult to sleep, and a bachelor is difficult to live. Singles' Day, it is not difficult to receive blessings, and meet a good marriage right away! Turn after reading naked!

23, good health, keep a full face of spring; Happy mood, life is full of sunshine; Successful career, unlimited glory every day; If you love happiness, you should take off your clothes as soon as possible. On Singles' Day, I wish you an early marriage to a beautiful woman and go out to enjoy the scenery!

24, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, a long road to bachelor. Suddenly looking back, I saw a sow with good eyes. Occasionally, beautiful women pass by, but there are no flowers in the fog. How terrible it is to find someone who comes to you. Singles' Day, my beauty, is still in her mother's belly!

25, the trick of undressing, the first move, get the moon near the water table and look around; The second trick, stalking and beating, appeared on the occasion with her; The third measure: brazen, not shy and bold confession; I wish you a trick to defeat the enemy on Singles Day!

26. Take the initiative to attack beautiful women, not only be good at "polishing", but also know how to "discharge"; When attacking beautiful women, we should be good at "receiving light" and be brave in "opening the light". 1. 1 1 is Little Singles Day. I hope you can go in and out in pairs!

27. There is essentially no difference between a bachelor with acne and an old bachelor. Youth is like a bachelor. You see more, but you don't live much. Today is World Youth Day, and tomorrow is Singles Day. Have fun!

28, bachelor is good, I am afraid of sexual harassment. Watching others make out makes my heart burn. Originally an angel, it's a pity to pluck the hair. Singles Day is coming, I really want to say hello, but I'm afraid you can't stand it. Sorry, then wish yourself happiness!

29. This year, streaking is popular for everything, streaking is popular at weddings, streaking is popular on the streets, naked chatting is popular on the Internet, and naked life is popular at home. We are fashionable, too. Singles Day is here. Send you a naked blessing message!

30, single people, does not mean thin; Being single doesn't mean it's not monotonous. Single shape, not lonely mood; Life is not simple. Singles day, happy life can also be listed separately, and good mood can also be released separately!

3 1, Singles Day, please listen to my new explanation for you: It means that you must have a confidant who knows you best, someone who loves you deeply, a career and a lofty ambition in this life. Friend, I wish you happiness forever!

32, Singles Day, collective, * * * Happy holidays; You are happy, I am happy, and single life is more free; Forget your husband, forget your family and become a free man; Break out of the tight encirclement, get out of the besieged city and be born again.

33, others are so single, I don't know that being single is lonely. Others are single and strong, practicing nine yang inside and nine yin outside. Looking at the loneliness of the rivers and lakes, the best time of life. Looking back, the peach blossoms are in full bloom, and every leaf has not touched the clothes along the way. I have a double degree and don't taste bachelor tea.

34, the bachelor is really happy, and he can't eat it all; The bachelor is comfortable enough to want to play, pack up and leave; Bachelor is so cute, handsome guys and beautiful women are together, so don't spit. Singles Day is here, I wish you a happy holiday!

35. Singles can't just stay at home, please find beautiful women around the mall; Single can't just look at it, please pursue fate; You can't just think about being single, please go to a blind date; Singles Day is coming, please don't just accept messages, please turn back. Happy Singles Day!

36. Singles Day is coming. It is said that Yue veteran rewards VIp customers who have been in contact for a long time, and delivers the red line for free. He can take whoever he wants, and he can be nice to whoever he wants. Everyone who receives this message has a share!

37, single, with a kind and loving heart; Bachelor, with a pair of eyes that are good at discovering; Bachelor, with a strong spirit of stalking; Bachelor, I don't take care of a holiday. May you enjoy your single life happily on Singles Day!

38,11.11Singles' Day, fold a thousand paper cranes and let go of sincere wishes; Find a thousand reasons to make you lucky again and again; Lead a thousand ways to round your dreams; Send a thousand blessings, may you be happy for a long time!

39. I wish the wedding nunchakus happiness and sweetness; The "acacia stick" in love is sweet in love; A single "single stick" becomes a nunchaku as soon as possible; Whether male or female. Happy Singles Day!

40. In the dead of night, you always look up at the moon and shed lonely tears; When walking side by side, I always sigh my singleness. In a blink of an eye, it's Singles Day again. Do you want to stop thinking about Chang 'e and find a beautiful woman to fall in love with? Singles Day, I wish you find happiness as soon as possible.

About Singles Day:11.11Singles Day

1. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.

Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

3. What is China's show of love on Valentine's Day? She can rob me on Singles Day.

I will be alone on Valentine's Day, Singles' Day and Christmas, and I will be alone when I have an exam.

Handsome people are celebrating Singles Day, while ugly people are showing their love.

6. How do you spend Singles Day? I cried, laughed, loved and hated sadly, but I was still alone when I passed by.

7. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is just Singles Day.

8. The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal batch: I am single!

9. Are you still alone on Singles Day? Nonsense, will I become a dog?

10. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

1 1. Singles' Day is coming. I can't wait to find someone to make do with it. The handsome one still insists on the principle of being single.

12. Do you blame me for being single? It's not just Yue Lao who plays with my red thread.

13. Those who secretly love me, why are you so calm? It's almost Singles' Day. Hurry up.

14. Yo, why are you alone on Singles Day again? Half a person comes out. I'm afraid I'll scare you.

15. I wish friends who can't celebrate Singles Day an early one.

16. Last Singles' Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together. I swear I will leave you next year. As a result, I did it, and now I am only a bachelor.

17. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

18. The stroke of the ugly word is 4, and the stroke of the bad word is 7, which adds up to 1 1, which is why you are single.

19. Let's break up. Why? Because I'm celebrating Singles Day.

20. I remember that a few years ago, people without partners were called single aristocrats. How did they become dogs in recent years?

2 1. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands, and go after Singles Day ~

22. On Singles Day, I sat at home and watched a series of games, and saw a couple being torn to pieces.

23. It is said that music on rainy days goes well with chocolate. Then you should hear that the overdue mid-term exam is more suitable for Singles' Day.

24. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

25. I hate being told that I am happy on Singles Day. What's hateful is that I have to say thank you.

26. There is no labor on Labor Day and no lover on Valentine's Day. Fortunately, I am still a bachelor on Singles Day.

27. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

28. Some people say that I am single. Hehe, it's really funny. Isn't everyone a body? You're still a fucking catamaran!

29. Tell me a sad joke. Singles Day is coming, and you are still single.

30. Singles' Day Declaration: A real bachelor dares to face up to the bleak love, the lonely life, the romance, the temptation of forbidden fruit and the overwhelming letter.