Honghong, why didn't I call you and send you a message? I didn't reply to the lyrics of which song? Vernacular songs.

The dialogue is between two men, one of whom plays a woman, speaks the vernacular and translates it into Mandarin:

A is a man and B is a woman. )

What have you been doing recently? I didn't answer your phone or send you a message. Do you know I'm worried about you?

B: Oh ... actually ... someone stole the mobile phone. ..

I think you're hiding something from me.

Don't worry, I'm fine. ..

A: Just say it. ..

B: I ... I like other men. ..

A: What?

I fell in love with another man. Look at you. I've been following you for months. If you can't drink, learn to drink Maotai. If you can't smoke, learn to smoke Chinese. If you can't fight, learn to bask.

A: (softly) How old is he?

B: Sixty-five.

Old stuff?

B: I just like being old enough and useless enough.

What does he do?

B: Make roast duck ... roast duck. ..

A: But I cook roast goose.

B: Your roast goose is burnt and tastes terrible.

Honghong, don't do this to me. ...

Be a man, don't cry. I'm leaving. ..

A: Red ... Red. ....

A: Well, this woman left me to roast goose. Does a person really have to be old enough to be worthless?

(Telephone voice ..............)

Hello, who are you looking for?

I am Xiaoyan. ...

A: Er ... Honghong, wasn't your mobile phone stolen?

I changed my Nokia.

A: Oh ... that's rich. what can I do for you?

That roast duck restaurant abandoned me. Do you want me to quit?

Honghong, I have been waiting for you for a long time. Actually, I've been waiting for you ... I've changed a lot for you ... I don't drink Maotai now, but I'm drinking Sanshui beer. I don't smoke China cigarettes any more, but I'm drinking double happiness now ... For you, I stopped playing mahjong, and now I'm starting a small business. ..

What did you do?

A chartered car ..

Really?

Yes, where are you now?

I am at the gate of the hospital now. My foot was broken when I was driven by a tricycle. Come and see me for two yuan. I'm dying. ..

Ok, I'll be right there. ..

Dudu dudu .........

Hello, which hospital is Honghong? red .....

The following is the original text of the vernacular dialogue:

A: Have you been a sister recently? You answer the phone five times more than you do, and answer the text messages five times more than you do. Do you know I'm worried about your game?

B: Oh ... Actually, mobile phones steal more than people.

I think you're not telling me.

There's no need to worry. I'm fine.

Yes, you are.

B: I ... I like helping that big boy.

A: baa?

I am interested in helping the big boy. You can help me for several months. You can't drink, but learn to drink Maotai. You don't know how to smoke. Scholars smoke China cigarettes. You know nothing about sparrows, but you have learned to bask in the cold.

A: (softly) How old is Qu?

B: 65

A: Lao Ye.

B: I just want to be old enough and have long legs.

A: Is the canal used as a scaffold?

Cook ducks and roast ducks.

A: But it's my department that makes geese and grass.

Your roast goose rumbles and tastes terrible.

Please pull it on me. Red.

b； Man, old dog, do you want to cry? I'll pull it.

A: Red ... Red. ...

Hey ... A woman stayed to help me cook goose. Do you really have to be old enough to meet a man to be valuable?

(Phone rings ...)

A: Hello, where is the stable position?

I am a small smoker.

A: E ... Honghong, is your mobile phone series 5 more stolen than others?

B: I'll transfer to Nokia.

A: Oh ... it's really rich. What's wrong with me?

That duck guy abandoned us. What do you want from me?

Honghong, I've been waiting for you. Actually, I've been waiting for you. I have changed Zodora for you. I have drunk Maotai Lala five times and Sanshui Beer Lala five times. I have eaten Chinese lesbian five times and double happiness twice. In order to help you, I played sparrows five times and hoed the ground for a long time. At the same time, I have tried to tighten up D small enterprises twice.

What do you do?

A: Charter a car.

Really not?

A: Yes. Are you 2+ tied?

B: I'm at the gate of the 2+ hospital. I'm more tired than a triangle chicken. I am tired of burying my feet. You should take a two-mosquito bus to bu.

A: ok, I'll come after 2 o'clock.

Dudu dudu .........

A: Hello, Red Border Hospital? Red.