Funny text messages sent between boys on March 8th.

1. If being beautiful is a sin, you have committed a heinous sin! If temperament is a mistake, you have made the same mistake again and again! If wisdom is to be punished, wouldn’t you be cut to pieces by a thousand cuts? Happy March 8th to the most beautiful woman in the world!

2. The spring is bright and beautiful on March 8th, and women are having a meeting on this day. Who said women have no status, bah bah bah, it was the evil old society, now women dominate, then again, it would be in vain if there were no men! Happy holidays.

3. Give you some color and you will shine, give you some fat and you will get fat, give you a rose and you will feel dizzy, I wish you a more beautiful Women’s Day!

4. Use men correctly: talented ones as consultants; handsome ones as lovers; rich ones as good looks; romantic one-night stands; trustworthy ones as confidants; high-IQ ones as fathers. It’s Women’s Day, it’s all up to you! !

5. It’s Women’s Day. I wish beautiful women to have devilish measurements, white-collar incomes, housework, daily happiness, long-lasting passion, petty bourgeois sentiments, crazy shopping, diversified lovers, and slaves to their husbands. change.